worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

kinda big tho

I will be ordering:

Rumple Minz frozen shot

Cocktail TBD. They all sound awful except the margarita

B-more Fries
Waffle-cut fries layered with a creamy blue crab fondue, Old Bay + green onions.

Jalapeño Buffalo Wings
House-made buffalo sauce-tossed wings served with raw veggie medley, Guy's blue-sabi (blue cheese + wasabi) dipping sauce to put out the fire!.

The Motley Que Sandwich
Pulled pork shoulder smothered in Guy's Signature Bourbon Brown Sugar BBQ sauce, donkey sauce, stacked with citrus slaw, pickle chips, aged Cheddar cheese + onion straws on a toasted pretzel bun.

Spouse is threatening:

Vegas Fries
Guy's Signature dish - a throwback to his UNLV college days! Crispy sidewinder-cut fries are tossed in spicy buffalo seasoning, topped with blue cheese crumbles, served with Guy's cool blue-sabi (blue cheese + wasabi) dipping sauce.

and either the Cheesecake Challenge or the Fried Ice Cream Brouhaha

OH WAIT

I didn't consider the burgers because they seemed too easy, but there is this gem:

Bacon Mac-N-Cheese Burger$19.00
Award-winning burger - winner of the New York City Wine + Food Festival Burger Bash! Crispy applewood bacon, six-cheese mac 'n' cheese, LTOP (lettuce, tomato, onion + pickle), SMC (super melty cheese) + a slathering of donkey sauce on a garlic-buttered brioche bun.

Praying for u quincie

(Will say the kaddish for u if u dont make it)

Awww thanks :)

um q
why didn't u invite me

This is giving me some guilt, honestly:

https://www.foodbeast.com/news/shane-torres-guy-fieri/

harbl what u doing tomorrow night?

nothing. i don't think i could eat this food though. to be honest.

i was skimming and thought you had already gone :)

Yeah I mean I lost a bet, what can I say

Nobody's fault but mine.

guyfap?

fuck yeah

alright, i could have a guydrink. maybe horse could come. does your ilxmail work? mine does not

mine does not be will send you my actual now

oh wait you said yours does not. hmmmm

no i just logged in to my old email. i lied. got it.

oh good! My ilx webmail is from 2002 I think, I have no idea how to go about getting it.

this is the greatest thread

knowing that I've got harbl and guyfap to look forward too is taking the edge off the coming indigestion

hotel is booked, luckily it has a sauna in which to sweat out donkey sauce

Those'll be some dank towels

dankey sauce

visualize a pristine white towel gradually turning a deep orange while its wearer sweats profusely

the doolittle raid of comestibles

the grease that forms when you microwave a cold pizza

Tonight's the night.

Having a mostly carb-free breakfast of mushroom omelette in preparation. Maybe just a piece of fruit or something for lunch.

Spouse has proposed stopping at Hooters on the way to B'more for wing lunch.

So not gonna happen

good luck, godspeed

Table booked for 7:00 EST.

minute clinic visit booked for?

we'll be very close to university of maryland shock trauma

careful, apparently Guy has been known to follow his customers into hospitals taunting them "You SHOOK! You couldn't handle the FLAVOR!"

https://i.imgur.com/hC0GodE.jpg

haha

how do I make images not so yooge?

We have stopped at Arby's for a warmup.

It's only downhill from there.

OK I'm now sitting at the hotel bar watching previews for "Guy's Family Roadtrip"

i'm reading yelp reviews

Uh oh.

I dunno it is less than one hour from Guy Time and feel strangely calm. Also not remotely hungry, which could be a problem or a blessing.

Earlier today spouse tried to rope me into a bet which, if I lost, would mean a Guy Fieri cruise.

you guys sure do love those bets!

Hopefully I have fixed image size. Here's a test
https://i.imgur.com/vxcglXf.jpg

eh fuck, whatever

https://i.imgur.com/vxcglXf.jpg

well huge, all the better for analyzing food shots (and shots shots)

Fiery Cruise seems like it could be pretty decent actually, the Fieri philosophy suits the cruise ship milieu pretty well.

Quincie: try appending an l to the image URL, right before the .jpg, when posting.

Based on this:

https://webapps.stackexchange.com/questions/16103/is-it-possible-to-find-the-thumbnail-of-an-existing-imgur-image

ok i'm about to leave my house. wish me luck.

stay safe out there