worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

Remember, he doesn't make money from his food: you can't make a profit with that much donkey sauce. It's the branded wallet chains and shot glasses that help pay for little Fieri's braces and piano lessons.

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.1jpg

oops

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

That's a cocktail napkin, but also the design of the cloth dinner napkins. Not actually available at the closed merch store, tho.

Here's the Vegas Fries, which were actually my favorite thing I think:

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

dammit

https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg

FUCK

https://i.imgur.com/TmdlRxu.jpg

The blue-sabi was actually quite nice!

The bright red drink in the middle was actually OK! We ordered a second one!

https://i.imgur.com/PKpbbF2.jpg

In the background you can see the FROZEN SHOT DISPENSER. Frozen shots were actually the biggest disappointment of the night. Somehow I was convinced that the shots would be the consistency of a slushy; instead, they were just cold. shots.

https://i.imgur.com/5oa9M0p.jpg

Cheesecake challenge is best enjoyed with red wine, apparently:

https://i.imgur.com/oEE39no.jpg

That dessert looks frightening.

it was so enormous. it had crunchy things made of clustered potato chips, which quincie hammered apart with the spoon.

Yeah sorry about that, I was pretty aggressive but man, those things were hard!

I think the cheesecake filling was quite OK, good texture and not too sweet. But the crust was shit. Mostly I was grateful that it wasn't a a huge amorphous blob with a bag of old bay Utz potato chips dumped on top.

How was the crab

it all looks like stuff i would eat imo

Crab fondue did not happen. We were three mortals and had to make some tough choices :(

this is good #content, thx for your sacrifice quincie

i mourn the uneaten crab fondue

and resolve perhaps some day to make my own

this doesn't count right List your culinary disasters.

http://www.upworthy.com/a-bbq-rig-appeared-outside-a-wildfire-shelter-a-famous-chef-was-cooking-inside?c=ufb1

This fucker has plenty of sins to atone for, so this is a start.

not revealed: the fire was his out of control bbq pit

lol

Inside FieriCon, the World's Only Guy Fieri-Themed Bar Crawl.

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/evbwme/inside-fiericon-the-worlds-only-guy-fieri-themed-bar-crawl?utm_source=dmfb

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference."

“That Colt 45 is starting to sneak up on me.”

Yikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK6zuii2OLI
you want it to be one way but it's not it's the other way

An era ends

https://ny.eater.com/2017/12/28/16827086/guys-american-kitchen-bar-closing-nyc

I'm beyond the point of thinking critically about Guy these days. Probably because I (and most people, including ilxors) would probably eat at many of the places he highlights on his show (2x bonus if it's a damn food truck). And also because Food Network runs it so repeatedly during weeknights that I'm at that point where Triple D has sort of become some fucked-up bizarro-ASMR that I can easily fall asleep on the couch to. It's no "How It's Made," but my current cable subscription doesn't seem to carry the channel for that.

Kinda sad that harbl and I didn't make it to the NYC outpost.

There's always Vegas, harbl!

naus it’s even better if you can find a YouTube playlist of Triple D so it’s loud commercial free. I put that shit on every night at bedtime for a while during the miserable, drug-addled winter of 2010/2011. Deeply hypnotic.

RIP big man

Guy Fieri Guy's American Kitchen and Bar in Times Square has closed its doors for good https://t.co/wStaqYfdd6

— NBC New York (@NBCNewYork) January 2, 2018

I only watch broadcast tv when I'm at the gym, and this means that two nights out of the week I get to watch Chopped or similarly decent cooking competition shows (Iron Chef etc, all ideal gym fodder). The other days it's 100% guaranteed to be 'Triple D', which is too bad because I just can't look at his face.

Better version here for anyone who wants it pic.twitter.com/5EiJlSB1bX

— OnionPowder (@fartpowder) January 26, 2018

i just re-read the whole quincie and harbl saga and lolled

I'm gonna be at his Vegas place in June, if it is still around

https://68.media.tumblr.com/168eca4b1f19a8b9a07378454c8f0219/tumblr_p37ctqXqff1qz9bu3o1_540.jpg

The Incredible Austerity of Guy Fieri

SUMMER 2019

https://i.imgur.com/H5Aj4lv.jpg

"Nice Guys Finish First in Flavortown"

Those glasses lying lens down...

Is Minnesota ... Flavortown? https://t.co/GVWsTQxuKq pic.twitter.com/Dc5m44DOgW

— City Pages (@citypages) April 27, 2018

why yes, uncle kracker is track two

https://open.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/37i9dQZF1DXbIbVYph0Zr5?si=aDnBgcQSTPiFiU2Htgxmzw

while uncle kracker is def v on-brand for guy, it’s not nearly as smashmouth and/or nu-metal heavy as i might have guessed

https://78.media.tumblr.com/0a6579a459655049cd1a2287fadf8f27/tumblr_pd7d6iynfS1rvzucio1_640.jpg

Raymond Pettibon?

wow

lol Elvis

I'm imagining that cleverly stuck into the Pettibon show I saw last year and finding it hilarious

terrifying