Not only would Breen be the last Jedi he would be like " i INVENTED the force"
The First Order doesn't stand a chance.
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― jmm, Monday, 11 September 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
rian johnson has a sticker for you mh
.@rianjohnson pic.twitter.com/TGpriXMntO— Kristen Hidalporg (@manraysky) July 19, 2016
I think I'm signing on with "snoke is ezra bridger"
― El Tomboto, Monday, 11 September 2017 23:45 (six years ago) link
I think that one is just a little less likely than "snoke is jar jar"
― mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
the point is to justify the dumbest theory btw
I started with "snoke is darth vader's scorched genitals" and worked backward
― mh, Monday, 11 September 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link
It's Abrams: http://www.starwars.com/news/j-j-abrams-to-write-and-direct-star-wars-episode-ix
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
Gross
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link
can someone remind me if the nerds will by annoyed or overjoyed at this and then i can calibrate my response appropriately
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
Return of the JJ
― jmm, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
annoyed
― Dominique, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link
Back to the future!
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link
Jeeeez
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
a safe pair of hands i guess but maybe the least inspiring choice short of ron howard
thought and prayers 4 brett ratner obv
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link
At least hopefully Colin Trevorow and Josh Trank have learned some very important lessons from this experience, in that they'll never work again.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link
It's a tragedy for the trajectory of Star Wars directorship that Garry Marshall and Nora Ephron are no longer with us.
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link
still waiting for a full and frank account of just wtf went on with josh trank's fantastic four, feels like the craziness we've heard about so far might have just been the tip of the iceberg
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
bring back McG
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
do we need a Star Wars 9 shit talk thread now
Might as well.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link
where's McG? is it too late for him to tear this from Abrams? :)
― mh, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
im fine w JJ but it seems like suicide to get the person who wrote Batman V Superman to write this
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I was just looking up Terrio. Not promising.
― jmm, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
im fine w JJ but it seems like suicide to get the person who wrote Batman V Superman to write this― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 4:04 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 4:04 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if anything kennedy and kasdan have shown they'll murk any director they think isn't toeing their company line so I wouldn't worry too much. I guess its a problem if you hated ep 7 but I thot its fine..
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
I'm interested in seeing what Abrams will do when not under the specific restriction of "Reassure everyone that we still know how to make a Star Wars".
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link
"I give you...Mega Super 8!"
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link
smoke monsters assemble
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, September 12, 2017 5:04 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this. The Force Awakens was great fun, and that's all I ask for from the franchise.
― Cyndi Larper (stevie), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link
Abrams to direct hour 1, Johnson to direct hour 1.5
― nashwan, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link
why not give it to Sofia Coppola
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link
trailer tomorrow
― Number None, Sunday, 8 October 2017 13:15 (six years ago) link
supposedly extended Luke constipation scene
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
Tickets on sale tomorrow as well.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link
how big the spaceball gonna be this time?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 8 October 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link
bigger'n your post count
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
Okay, Drafthouse has them on sale at least. Got tickets for Saturday the 16th, much to my surprise. (These last couple of go rounds, I've usually had to wait a week.)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link
New poster just ahead of the trailer.
http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2017/10/the-last-jedi-theatrical-blog.jpg
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link
I like it although Kylo looks wonky.
― piscesx, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
Is that a new face below Chewie?
― jmm, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:56 (six years ago) link
Yeah, that's Kelly Marie Tran's new character, Rose Tico.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 01:58 (six years ago) link
We are live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CbN8sfihY
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
Do not watch that if you want to be un-spoiled.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
It's true: they show a porg.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:07 (six years ago) link
Looks cool, but multiple cutesy creatures is a bad omen
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:07 (six years ago) link
How dare you say that about Oscar Isaac < / Lord Sotosyn >
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
I calls 'em likes I sees 'em
― Moodles, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:34 (six years ago) link
I felt a disturbance in the Force
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 03:01 (six years ago) link
I mean, of course.
The Star Wars trailer is terrible. Has anyone involved even SEEN Star Wars? pic.twitter.com/UhaHQO0mNt— Sixsixsixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) October 10, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 04:36 (six years ago) link
The Jawas are multiple cutesy creatures, gtf over yourselves.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 07:52 (six years ago) link
that's just how adam driver looks tho
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 09:28 (six years ago) link
THIS CHRISTMAS huh
one in the eye for those politically-correct 'holidays' assholes, trump will be thrilled
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 09:31 (six years ago) link
looks cool for a Star War
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 10:58 (six years ago) link