Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

Uh ilm u mean

Yeah ILM

Uh POSTER NAME REDACTED u mean

lots of "hot takes" and strident opinions about "bands". Did we wage a phoney war against outdoor fish, only for this insipid shit to prevail? Not sure if I'm referring to ILM or REDACTED poster or myself there :P

see this is why he should've locked her up on day one

Care now and don't choke

"last updated by"s that give you pause

True Stories the movie >>>> all TH music combined

why did I post that here, I don't want to be part of ilx's live journal problem oh well prob too late

Posted here to draw a wider audience to your fancy challop obv

oh hell yeah brimstead

Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons is real and his name is Turrican

If you read everything he posts in the CBG voice, he's infinitely more tolerable

That's the funniest projection yet!

^^ worst comeback ever

Hah!

I wouldn't normally advise this but have u tried contacting the A-team

jfc

You wanna try being a mayoman tbfh

lol

too much aioli

there's no shame in being a Touchead

y'know what tired old Fast Show catchphrase would really add to the awesomeness here?

I actually don't, gwan

The kiss of d40th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaI6m2x6Nf4

Fuck I even thoughtve the pub separately sooner you know

YOU ARE THE MOST PURPOSEFULLY CONTRARIAN PERSON I HAVE EVER EVEN IMAGINED, JFC COME ON

YOU ARE THE MOST PURPOSEFULLY CONTRARIAN PERSON I HAVE EVER EVEN IMAGINED, JFC COME ON

― Karl Malone

i wish this was about me

i've always been attracted to hillary clinton

woah a tv show about a mass murderer who solves all his problems through escapism and amoral superiority of logic has horrible people in its audience what a shock

Holy shit

TWU otm

You people

Sorry

You person are deeply insane

Turrican and Fred are destroying this place. They're like both sides of the same death star coin.

Stop being so dramatic.

Is that a post you had second thoughts about and decided not to post, or a reply? Because this thread is for the former fyi.

^ Perhaps you should heed your own advice, then. FYI.

Brb gonna subtweet yiz

sorry for the revive but I was having a massive flashback to tuomas-sundae.jpg

I would love a flashback to that jpg, 's where I'm at right now

but that way leads to rashes

• curdled chumpinghams
• fayed's rotpoddles
• tutty cottages
• mad libs

I sincerely wish you didn't waste everybody's time so enthusiastically

i love my storage ottoman

John - Peter Sutcliffe
Bob - David Berkowitz
Peter - John Wayne Gacy
Adrian - Jeffrey Dahmer
Alex - Ted Bundy
Steve - Richard Ramirez

that belongs in the thread in question, lbi

Aight, I'm easy to convince

lol "squash my ass"

maybe a gum wrapper

soft 'centrism': presumably not didactic

1) four men sit underneath a christmas tree on a broom while santa looks at them through a window
2) a man sits on on top of a pile of gigantic muffins
3) a gallon or more of egg nog sits on top of a table covered with a red tablecloth and two tall candles
4) a hand adjusts the black hat on top of a miniature snow-man formed out of two cans of sauerkraut with a hot dog for a nose
5) an arm extending from a ceiling tile dangles a wreath made out of cheese puffs while someone peeks through a window in the front door
6) a hamster feeder bottle of milk hangs above a droplet of milk that looks like a speech bubble about half a foot away from a dog bowl full of chocolate chip cookies
7) santa struggles to climb over a backyard fence that is 6 feet tall. it is winter and there is some snow on the ground
8) santa has entered the building. the four men are passed out under the broom christmas tree.
9) the table with two tall candles is now missing egg nog. santa is eating the chocolate chips out of the bowl like a dog
10) one of the four sleeping men is ducking his head under a canopy of a homemade miniature home depot, next to a homemade miniature best buy.