why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Going back a bit, re the 'college kids' thing. The annoying bit is the old people (or not necessarily old, as the subscribers can be quite young themselves) not realising that slagging off the weakness of younger people these days is a vast, time-worn cliche. Like, you're a human being, this is one of those standard ideas that's going to pop into your head, and as such should be treated w/caution before deciding it's a significantly real social phenomenon

lots of people post "food hacks" and other bullshit food videos but i think this one is one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen

https://www.facebook.com/firstmediasoyummy/videos/1858399037807572/

if you don't want to watch it then i can just tell you that you can poach an egg in plastic wrap ughhhhhh

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21558561_2063842320570479_916398274264482644_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=a731eccf4c9ae0dac3dd4ecf29b3f1ec&oe=5A5A77E3

My favorite is the one issuing from the engine

We'll never know what the person on the floor in the back is saying.

I liked that one a lot tbh. This one less so:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21751507_1447928191939634_8776102433978829797_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=7ff55fba409e7f2fbcbe19efe7e1d9bb&oe=5A5351DF

Time for a de-friend, yes?

yes

dear god yes

Sadly this didn't come from someone you'd expect it to come from. This is pure fake news tho innit - down to the choice of font and pseudo 'sources'

And then they went back and destroyed every copy of the NYT that contained it.

Still, nice they had a 'Jump for joy' tour. Getting from that roof to that parking lot to have another jumping session...

This one doesn't offend me aside from the bad grammar and how the way it's worded doesn't make sense.

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21685926_1586776654722417_68603677979496058_n.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/worldstarhiphop/photos/a.907423482657741.1073741826.253968658003230/1586776654722417/

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21766311_1760722384001796_1589478662790149754_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=cfc57cda0058cdb7d0df234305a2dafc&oe=5A59701E

I liked this one - didn't expect it to go where it did

Nice

ok, actual lol

#normieclasswarmemes

it is amazing but true, that 100% of people who express disdain for being normal think they are supranormal rather than subnormal.

seeing it in those terms is very normie of you aimless, it's more like mnstrm

if you think that's normie, you'd should see how I dress

lads

Good stuff

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/21765622_1489544057761133_1938864656466169976_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=7f047b669e0f68597ba998a87c7a236f&oe=5A82685C

bet there's candy inside that thing

For some reason, the caskets of unarmed black men shot to death by police never seem to have a US flag draped over them.

i only go to NFL games when they're doing their coffins-to-grieve-upon giveaways

xp except for the several unarmed veterans who have been killed by cops

hahaha i always pictures those things like nomar posted narrated by sam elliott or somebody

actually the exact voice is this guy that does radio spots for solar panels, he sounds like sam elliott crossed with foghorn leghorn

otm

https://d26dzxoao6i3hh.cloudfront.net/items/253z3h1i3P04131n2S0W/Inspirational%20Bible%20Quotes.jpg

https://scontent.fcbr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22050103_10155770784009549_3026882526416543854_n.jpg?oh=3ba2d381571a371a0e37bd76dade7dbe&oe=5A3CB1DF

dear,

mmmnnnggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrGGGGHHH!! FUCK!

dear mr jesus
i just had to write to u

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22045883_10159342123620564_2986465226781599546_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=934f20d8c7ac38e2cb656d2a687675e0&oe=5A3F6511

"Also to write the antisemitic thing."

Oh man there are loads of these

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/26/ts-eliot-quotes_n_3996010.html

also: pylon, 'culture street'

"What is more important is unity of religious background; and reasons of race and religion combine to make any large number of free-thinking Jews undesirable." - TS Eliot #blessed #thinker

Will defend the poetry and plays and critical essays to the point of losing friends, but I hate the empty praise that gets heaped upon him as a general important figure of significance and importance.

Meanwhile:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22096156_1770960179644683_1612673084591372185_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f1ceb42894d1090b0558da8a91a34f47&oe=5A45E08F

A certain number of people have shared this. Presumably we can infer they've never seen the name 'Deborah' written down?

a lot of people have named their kids debra because they did not know it was spelled deborah either

A bumper day for these, here's Christmas Tip:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22045884_1769705349770166_4238722029648217465_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=062216b95cef959963d0ffd862f48ed6&oe=5A7C6224

xxp: I just looked it up in the social security baby name index, and was surprised to learn that Debra is not the more popular spelling. Debra fell off the top 1000 in the 1990s, but Deborah is still hanging in there, although probably not for much longer.

https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/babyname.cgi

throw one of your children in the fireplace?

Oh, so that's what happened to Debra.

Debra seems like a very midcentury US variation on Deborah these days

Duvery dug de duvery dug de duvery dug de duvery dug de
Deb(o)ra you look like a zebra
Your sunken face is like a galleon
Clothed with mysteries of the Spanish main

p sure debra is the regulatory agency in charge of teen formals

it never suited ya