Fuck I even thoughtve the pub separately sooner you know
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link
YOU ARE THE MOST PURPOSEFULLY CONTRARIAN PERSON I HAVE EVER EVEN IMAGINED, JFC COME ON
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link
― Karl Malone
i wish this was about me
― bob lefse (rushomancy), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:30 (six years ago) link
i've always been attracted to hillary clinton
― flappy bird, Saturday, 23 September 2017 05:06 (six years ago) link
woah a tv show about a mass murderer who solves all his problems through escapism and amoral superiority of logic has horrible people in its audience what a shock
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link
Holy shit
TWU otm
You people
Sorry
You person are deeply insane
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 25 September 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link
Turrican and Fred are destroying this place. They're like both sides of the same death star coin.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link
Stop being so dramatic.
― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Monday, 25 September 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
Is that a post you had second thoughts about and decided not to post, or a reply? Because this thread is for the former fyi.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link
^ Perhaps you should heed your own advice, then. FYI.
― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Monday, 25 September 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
Brb gonna subtweet yiz
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 25 September 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link
sorry for the revive but I was having a massive flashback to tuomas-sundae.jpg
― Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 25 September 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link
I would love a flashback to that jpg, 's where I'm at right now
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 25 September 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
but that way leads to rashes
― Neanderthal, Monday, 25 September 2017 22:47 (six years ago) link
― the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link
I sincerely wish you didn't waste everybody's time so enthusiastically
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 September 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link
i love my storage ottoman
― sarahell, Friday, 29 September 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
John - Peter SutcliffeBob - David BerkowitzPeter - John Wayne GacyAdrian - Jeffrey DahmerAlex - Ted BundySteve - Richard Ramirez
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
that belongs in the thread in question, lbi
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
Aight, I'm easy to convince
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
lol "squash my ass"
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
maybe a gum wrapper
― cornballio (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link
soft 'centrism': presumably not didactic
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 September 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
1) four men sit underneath a christmas tree on a broom while santa looks at them through a window2) a man sits on on top of a pile of gigantic muffins3) a gallon or more of egg nog sits on top of a table covered with a red tablecloth and two tall candles4) a hand adjusts the black hat on top of a miniature snow-man formed out of two cans of sauerkraut with a hot dog for a nose5) an arm extending from a ceiling tile dangles a wreath made out of cheese puffs while someone peeks through a window in the front door6) a hamster feeder bottle of milk hangs above a droplet of milk that looks like a speech bubble about half a foot away from a dog bowl full of chocolate chip cookies7) santa struggles to climb over a backyard fence that is 6 feet tall. it is winter and there is some snow on the ground8) santa has entered the building. the four men are passed out under the broom christmas tree. 9) the table with two tall candles is now missing egg nog. santa is eating the chocolate chips out of the bowl like a dog10) one of the four sleeping men is ducking his head under a canopy of a homemade miniature home depot, next to a homemade miniature best buy.
― you = too slow (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:04 (six years ago) link
If that’s a comic script, 10 is a tricky number of panels to arrange on a page. If it’s the days of Christmas, you’re missing two.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:23 (six years ago) link
haha, well the original set of photos is 17 photos
http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Christmas
― you = too slow (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link
mr magoo's dick
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link
Bigotry is the banana that holds together the smoothie of class oppression
― fgti, Thursday, 5 October 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
Cam's shit had me cracking up
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 5 October 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
sometimes you shd have second thoughts about posting yr second thoughts imo
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 October 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
I made a thread for that but sleepingbag wasn't who I had in mind
― El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link
anyway, how about "the smoothie of class oppression is only made possible by the banana of bigotry"
― El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link
Bill Gates don't like it
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link
"Cartoons were once exponents of fantasy as opposed to rationalism. They ensured that justice was done to the creatures and objects they electrified, by giving the maimed specimens a second life. All they do today is to confirm the victory of technological reason over truth. A few years ago they had a consistent plot which only broke up in the final moments in a crazy chase, and thus resembled the old slapstick comedy. Now, however, time relations have shifted. In the very first sequence a motive is stated so that in the course of the action destruction can get to work on it: with the audience in pursuit, the protagonist becomes the worthless object of general violence. The quantity of organised amusement changes into the quality of organised cruelty. The self-elected censors of the film industry (with whom it enjoys a close relationship) watch over the unfolding of the crime, which is as drawn-out as a hunt. Fun replaces the pleasure which the sight of an embrace would allegedly afford, and postpones satisfaction till the day of the pogrom. Insofar as cartoons do any more than accustom the senses to the new tempo, they hammer into every brain the old lesson that continuous friction, the breaking down of all individual resistance, is the condition of life in this society. Donald Duck in the cartoons and the unfortunate in real life get their thrashing so that the audience can learn to take their own punishment."
― mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
Who was that?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link
Reads like Vaneigem?
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
In which case we are currently worrying the same cartoon duck
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
good guess: not vaneigem
i'm p sure ilx's research fu is a match for this
― mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link
On my phone: too much work
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
https://rocknerd.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/adorno-thumbs-down.jpg
― mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
it's adorno - culture industry
― Mordy, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
beat me to it :( did a whole paper on that passage basically.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 October 2017 03:27 (six years ago) link
ok lena dunham
― sleepingbag, Monday, 9 October 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
do you think George Jetson ever fucked his robot
― carpet_kaiser, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/h51GuQ5.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link
HAHA EJACULATE HAHAHA
― brimstead, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
wooooo, sign me up!
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link
everything is fucking terrible and reading this thread makes me feel terrible
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
what in the name of fuck is this thread
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
oh great
― marcos, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link