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Fuck I even thoughtve the pub separately sooner you know

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

YOU ARE THE MOST PURPOSEFULLY CONTRARIAN PERSON I HAVE EVER EVEN IMAGINED, JFC COME ON

Karl Malone, Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link

YOU ARE THE MOST PURPOSEFULLY CONTRARIAN PERSON I HAVE EVER EVEN IMAGINED, JFC COME ON

― Karl Malone

i wish this was about me

bob lefse (rushomancy), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:30 (six years ago) link

i've always been attracted to hillary clinton

flappy bird, Saturday, 23 September 2017 05:06 (six years ago) link

woah a tv show about a mass murderer who solves all his problems through escapism and amoral superiority of logic has horrible people in its audience what a shock

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link

Holy shit

TWU otm

You people

Sorry

You person are deeply insane

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 25 September 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link

Turrican and Fred are destroying this place. They're like both sides of the same death star coin.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

Stop being so dramatic.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Monday, 25 September 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link

Is that a post you had second thoughts about and decided not to post, or a reply? Because this thread is for the former fyi.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link

^ Perhaps you should heed your own advice, then. FYI.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Monday, 25 September 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

Brb gonna subtweet yiz

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 25 September 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link

sorry for the revive but I was having a massive flashback to tuomas-sundae.jpg

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 25 September 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link

I would love a flashback to that jpg, 's where I'm at right now

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 25 September 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link

but that way leads to rashes

Neanderthal, Monday, 25 September 2017 22:47 (six years ago) link

  • curdled chumpinghams
  • fayed's rotpoddles
  • tutty cottages
  • mad libs

the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

I sincerely wish you didn't waste everybody's time so enthusiastically

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 September 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link

i love my storage ottoman

sarahell, Friday, 29 September 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link

John - Peter Sutcliffe
Bob - David Berkowitz
Peter - John Wayne Gacy
Adrian - Jeffrey Dahmer
Alex - Ted Bundy
Steve - Richard Ramirez

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

that belongs in the thread in question, lbi

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link

Aight, I'm easy to convince

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

lol "squash my ass"

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

maybe a gum wrapper

cornballio (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

soft 'centrism': presumably not didactic

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 September 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

1) four men sit underneath a christmas tree on a broom while santa looks at them through a window
2) a man sits on on top of a pile of gigantic muffins
3) a gallon or more of egg nog sits on top of a table covered with a red tablecloth and two tall candles
4) a hand adjusts the black hat on top of a miniature snow-man formed out of two cans of sauerkraut with a hot dog for a nose
5) an arm extending from a ceiling tile dangles a wreath made out of cheese puffs while someone peeks through a window in the front door
6) a hamster feeder bottle of milk hangs above a droplet of milk that looks like a speech bubble about half a foot away from a dog bowl full of chocolate chip cookies
7) santa struggles to climb over a backyard fence that is 6 feet tall. it is winter and there is some snow on the ground
8) santa has entered the building. the four men are passed out under the broom christmas tree.
9) the table with two tall candles is now missing egg nog. santa is eating the chocolate chips out of the bowl like a dog
10) one of the four sleeping men is ducking his head under a canopy of a homemade miniature home depot, next to a homemade miniature best buy.

you = too slow (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:04 (six years ago) link

If that’s a comic script, 10 is a tricky number of panels to arrange on a page. If it’s the days of Christmas, you’re missing two.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:23 (six years ago) link

haha, well the original set of photos is 17 photos

http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Christmas

you = too slow (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link

mr magoo's dick

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link

Bigotry is the banana that holds together the smoothie of class oppression

fgti, Thursday, 5 October 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link

Cam's shit had me cracking up

sleepingbag, Thursday, 5 October 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

sometimes you shd have second thoughts about posting yr second thoughts imo

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 October 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link

I made a thread for that but sleepingbag wasn't who I had in mind

El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link

anyway, how about "the smoothie of class oppression is only made possible by the banana of bigotry"

El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link

Bill Gates don't like it

P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link

"Cartoons were once exponents of fantasy as opposed to rationalism. They ensured that justice was done to the creatures and objects they electrified, by giving the maimed specimens a second life. All they do today is to confirm the victory of technological reason over truth. A few years ago they had a consistent plot which only broke up in the final moments in a crazy chase, and thus resembled the old slapstick comedy. Now, however, time relations have shifted. In the very first sequence a motive is stated so that in the course of the action destruction can get to work on it: with the audience in pursuit, the protagonist becomes the worthless object of general violence. The quantity of organised amusement changes into the quality of organised cruelty. The self-elected censors of the film industry (with whom it enjoys a close relationship) watch over the unfolding of the crime, which is as drawn-out as a hunt. Fun replaces the pleasure which the sight of an embrace would allegedly afford, and postpones satisfaction till the day of the pogrom. Insofar as cartoons do any more than accustom the senses to the new tempo, they hammer into every brain the old lesson that continuous friction, the breaking down of all individual resistance, is the condition of life in this society. Donald Duck in the cartoons and the unfortunate in real life get their thrashing so that the audience can learn to take their own punishment."

mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link

Who was that?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

Reads like Vaneigem?

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

In which case we are currently worrying the same cartoon duck

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

good guess: not vaneigem

i'm p sure ilx's research fu is a match for this

mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

On my phone: too much work

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

it's adorno - culture industry

Mordy, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

beat me to it :( did a whole paper on that passage basically.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 October 2017 03:27 (six years ago) link

ok lena dunham

sleepingbag, Monday, 9 October 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

do you think George Jetson ever fucked his robot

carpet_kaiser, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/h51GuQ5.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

HAHA EJACULATE HAHAHA

brimstead, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

wooooo, sign me up!

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

everything is fucking terrible and reading this thread makes me feel terrible

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

what in the name of fuck is this thread

sleepingbag, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

oh great

marcos, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link


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