'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

ah listen everyone knows what everton are like - statistics or not.

Everton fans more likely to live in Liverpool I would have thought.

Worth remembering that only 1% of united fans have a UK vote

This was a poll of people based in the uk though so I guess it should be more remain if anything?

sergio aguero was in a car crash and sustained minor injuries, they will keep him out for 2 months https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/1630863/sergio-aguero-survives-car-crash-in-holland-thanks-to-seatbelt-but-faces-months-out-of-manchester-city-season-with-broken-ribs/

disappointed at the lack of zany rejoinders pointing out that everton hate being in europe.

There's a cracking game of 'footballer or Street Fighter 2 character?' to be played with this Huddersfield team - Schindler, Mooy, Kachunga, Van La Parra.

If Van La Parra was a Street Fighter 2 character, his move would be a diving type of attack. And he would be one of the predictably easy ones to defeat, that just keeps doing the same move.

Zanka.

Some people think it is quite childish to put a Cool Running character nickname on yr shirt, but's thats Zanka

12th of the month.

Lovely team goal.

need to keep it down to at least 5 by h/t!

My friends and I are deep into this super nerdy fantasy league with the scoring linked to Opta stats etc and at one point a week or two ago Ben Davies was the highest scoring player in the entire game. He just seems to have been unspectacularly hugely effective this season.

Then again Christopher Schindler was also in the top three last week and that's not going to last. Got to admit I expected today to be tougher.

The one time you want Kane to pass...

Kane is going to get 6 today. It is reminding of that 10-1 defeat to Man City that was on MOTD when I was a kid.

I have cleverly ensured that Spurs won't win by more than three by betting on them to win by four or more before the game.

Alli very unlucky there. Looks so much sharper than recent weeks.

what a dive by Alli! It is was even worse than VLP's last week. Oh good Lowe is coming off, his confidence must be shot.

Alli is a tart and tbh he could leave in the morning for the type of money it would take afaic

Lossl has been great for us so far, but today he has shown many flashes of how he ended up on the rejects pile!

Lol! Spurs will be quaking in their boots at the sight of Dean Whitehead coming off the bench.

If I was a Palace fan I'd be quite insulted by that United back four.

we have been like FC Vaporwave today, just dreadful.

They didn't deserve that Sissoko goal.

Imagine ShariVari thinks otherwise

God bless him.

Seven consecutive away wins, 28 goals, 17 from Kane. (I think)

I refuse to believe Evertonians aren’t all Europhile socialists. Maybe that poll was just 15 lads from Knowsley who’d just got refused service in a bar in Bergamo the other week.

As a Palace fan I'm just flattered Man U have picked a goalkeeper

if fellaini keeps playing like this, we'll never see ander again :(

Rashford's looked great today

...and now looks crocked

what was his problem? looked like he'd taken one in the nads

Don't know, my commentary is in Russian. Young looks very good too.

Imagine spending £130m on fullbacks and choosing to play Fabian Delph there instead. When there are children starving in Africa who would love an attacking left back.

Rooney benched, Niasse starts.

Nyasssss

Everton still wretched without him tbfttl.

Everton are still wretched without me I'm not nicking two grand a fucking hour out of it am i

that is one of the jammiest goals I've ever seen. Great stuff

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-41473443

Coutinho makes it...just

http://team-picker.files.bbci.co.uk/liverpool-manutdxi-ceb8600afc7f7362caf3aaaaa3c02c35.jpg

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/41547303

that was meant to be

http://i66.tinypic.com/dxka5j.jpg

there's just no point in those things

unless you want to sink ilx football chat to the level of idk the fucking bbc livefeed

#0

carrick in the #10 role surely

just a bit of fun you irritant

Think I'd prob swap Blind in, he's been decent recently. Shame there's no place for Salah, he good.

Salah certainly has a case, but Martial has been absurdly effective on a goals/assists per minutes played this season

That's true.

What do you make of Blind? He's in/out of the squad a lot isn't he? How does Mou rate him?