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i love my storage ottoman

sarahell, Friday, 29 September 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link

John - Peter Sutcliffe
Bob - David Berkowitz
Peter - John Wayne Gacy
Adrian - Jeffrey Dahmer
Alex - Ted Bundy
Steve - Richard Ramirez

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

that belongs in the thread in question, lbi

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link

Aight, I'm easy to convince

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

lol "squash my ass"

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

maybe a gum wrapper

cornballio (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

soft 'centrism': presumably not didactic

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 September 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

1) four men sit underneath a christmas tree on a broom while santa looks at them through a window
2) a man sits on on top of a pile of gigantic muffins
3) a gallon or more of egg nog sits on top of a table covered with a red tablecloth and two tall candles
4) a hand adjusts the black hat on top of a miniature snow-man formed out of two cans of sauerkraut with a hot dog for a nose
5) an arm extending from a ceiling tile dangles a wreath made out of cheese puffs while someone peeks through a window in the front door
6) a hamster feeder bottle of milk hangs above a droplet of milk that looks like a speech bubble about half a foot away from a dog bowl full of chocolate chip cookies
7) santa struggles to climb over a backyard fence that is 6 feet tall. it is winter and there is some snow on the ground
8) santa has entered the building. the four men are passed out under the broom christmas tree.
9) the table with two tall candles is now missing egg nog. santa is eating the chocolate chips out of the bowl like a dog
10) one of the four sleeping men is ducking his head under a canopy of a homemade miniature home depot, next to a homemade miniature best buy.

you = too slow (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:04 (six years ago) link

If that’s a comic script, 10 is a tricky number of panels to arrange on a page. If it’s the days of Christmas, you’re missing two.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:23 (six years ago) link

haha, well the original set of photos is 17 photos

http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Christmas

you = too slow (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link

mr magoo's dick

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link

Bigotry is the banana that holds together the smoothie of class oppression

fgti, Thursday, 5 October 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link

Cam's shit had me cracking up

sleepingbag, Thursday, 5 October 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

sometimes you shd have second thoughts about posting yr second thoughts imo

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 October 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link

I made a thread for that but sleepingbag wasn't who I had in mind

El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link

anyway, how about "the smoothie of class oppression is only made possible by the banana of bigotry"

El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link

Bill Gates don't like it

P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link

"Cartoons were once exponents of fantasy as opposed to rationalism. They ensured that justice was done to the creatures and objects they electrified, by giving the maimed specimens a second life. All they do today is to confirm the victory of technological reason over truth. A few years ago they had a consistent plot which only broke up in the final moments in a crazy chase, and thus resembled the old slapstick comedy. Now, however, time relations have shifted. In the very first sequence a motive is stated so that in the course of the action destruction can get to work on it: with the audience in pursuit, the protagonist becomes the worthless object of general violence. The quantity of organised amusement changes into the quality of organised cruelty. The self-elected censors of the film industry (with whom it enjoys a close relationship) watch over the unfolding of the crime, which is as drawn-out as a hunt. Fun replaces the pleasure which the sight of an embrace would allegedly afford, and postpones satisfaction till the day of the pogrom. Insofar as cartoons do any more than accustom the senses to the new tempo, they hammer into every brain the old lesson that continuous friction, the breaking down of all individual resistance, is the condition of life in this society. Donald Duck in the cartoons and the unfortunate in real life get their thrashing so that the audience can learn to take their own punishment."

mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link

Who was that?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

Reads like Vaneigem?

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

In which case we are currently worrying the same cartoon duck

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

good guess: not vaneigem

i'm p sure ilx's research fu is a match for this

mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

On my phone: too much work

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

it's adorno - culture industry

Mordy, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

beat me to it :( did a whole paper on that passage basically.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 October 2017 03:27 (six years ago) link

ok lena dunham

sleepingbag, Monday, 9 October 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

do you think George Jetson ever fucked his robot

carpet_kaiser, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/h51GuQ5.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

HAHA EJACULATE HAHAHA

brimstead, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

wooooo, sign me up!

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

everything is fucking terrible and reading this thread makes me feel terrible

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

what in the name of fuck is this thread

sleepingbag, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

oh great

marcos, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link

Lads

Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link

Lads

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link

Lads

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link

Did ye ever get this sorted

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

one more Lad in here and we'll have a full bunch requiring moderation

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link

https://soundcloud.com/missy-kulik/09-lads-on-holiday

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link

fuck you with a marble obelisk

looser than lucinda (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 October 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link

more likely to be doing bizarre experiments on neighbourhood pets tbh

"The" Blink-182 (wins), Sunday, 15 October 2017 08:46 (six years ago) link

let's not actually drive him to full psychosis idk

imago, Sunday, 15 October 2017 09:23 (six years ago) link

*lets sleepingbag lie*

estela, Monday, 16 October 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link

<3

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 16 October 2017 07:08 (six years ago) link

i want to believe
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CjQKFoUdk4g/hqdefault.jpg

brimstead, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link

I'm not going to interfere with someone else being offended, I don't think that ever works. Not posting this:

"Much like today's widely socially acceptable terms idiot and moron, which are also defined as some sort of mental disability, when the term retard is being used in its pejorative form, it is usually not being directed at people with mental disabilities. Instead, people use the term when teasing their friends or as a general insult when in an argument." ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retard_(pejorative) )

StanM, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link

I did once see someone shame a thinkpiece writer for using "idiot" and the writer apologized for being ableist.

Is it still okay to say lowbrow, barbarian or philistine?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link

"Philistine" is offensive to Palestinians.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link


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