i love my storage ottoman
― sarahell, Friday, 29 September 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
John - Peter SutcliffeBob - David BerkowitzPeter - John Wayne GacyAdrian - Jeffrey DahmerAlex - Ted BundySteve - Richard Ramirez
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
that belongs in the thread in question, lbi
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
Aight, I'm easy to convince
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
lol "squash my ass"
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
maybe a gum wrapper
― cornballio (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link
soft 'centrism': presumably not didactic
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 September 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
1) four men sit underneath a christmas tree on a broom while santa looks at them through a window2) a man sits on on top of a pile of gigantic muffins3) a gallon or more of egg nog sits on top of a table covered with a red tablecloth and two tall candles4) a hand adjusts the black hat on top of a miniature snow-man formed out of two cans of sauerkraut with a hot dog for a nose5) an arm extending from a ceiling tile dangles a wreath made out of cheese puffs while someone peeks through a window in the front door6) a hamster feeder bottle of milk hangs above a droplet of milk that looks like a speech bubble about half a foot away from a dog bowl full of chocolate chip cookies7) santa struggles to climb over a backyard fence that is 6 feet tall. it is winter and there is some snow on the ground8) santa has entered the building. the four men are passed out under the broom christmas tree. 9) the table with two tall candles is now missing egg nog. santa is eating the chocolate chips out of the bowl like a dog10) one of the four sleeping men is ducking his head under a canopy of a homemade miniature home depot, next to a homemade miniature best buy.
― you = too slow (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:04 (six years ago) link
If that’s a comic script, 10 is a tricky number of panels to arrange on a page. If it’s the days of Christmas, you’re missing two.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:23 (six years ago) link
haha, well the original set of photos is 17 photos
http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Christmas
― you = too slow (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link
mr magoo's dick
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link
Bigotry is the banana that holds together the smoothie of class oppression
― fgti, Thursday, 5 October 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
Cam's shit had me cracking up
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 5 October 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
sometimes you shd have second thoughts about posting yr second thoughts imo
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 October 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
I made a thread for that but sleepingbag wasn't who I had in mind
― El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link
anyway, how about "the smoothie of class oppression is only made possible by the banana of bigotry"
― El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link
Bill Gates don't like it
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link
"Cartoons were once exponents of fantasy as opposed to rationalism. They ensured that justice was done to the creatures and objects they electrified, by giving the maimed specimens a second life. All they do today is to confirm the victory of technological reason over truth. A few years ago they had a consistent plot which only broke up in the final moments in a crazy chase, and thus resembled the old slapstick comedy. Now, however, time relations have shifted. In the very first sequence a motive is stated so that in the course of the action destruction can get to work on it: with the audience in pursuit, the protagonist becomes the worthless object of general violence. The quantity of organised amusement changes into the quality of organised cruelty. The self-elected censors of the film industry (with whom it enjoys a close relationship) watch over the unfolding of the crime, which is as drawn-out as a hunt. Fun replaces the pleasure which the sight of an embrace would allegedly afford, and postpones satisfaction till the day of the pogrom. Insofar as cartoons do any more than accustom the senses to the new tempo, they hammer into every brain the old lesson that continuous friction, the breaking down of all individual resistance, is the condition of life in this society. Donald Duck in the cartoons and the unfortunate in real life get their thrashing so that the audience can learn to take their own punishment."
― mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
Who was that?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link
Reads like Vaneigem?
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
In which case we are currently worrying the same cartoon duck
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
good guess: not vaneigem
i'm p sure ilx's research fu is a match for this
― mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link
On my phone: too much work
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
https://rocknerd.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/adorno-thumbs-down.jpg
― mark s, Friday, 6 October 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
it's adorno - culture industry
― Mordy, Friday, 6 October 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
beat me to it :( did a whole paper on that passage basically.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 October 2017 03:27 (six years ago) link
ok lena dunham
― sleepingbag, Monday, 9 October 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
do you think George Jetson ever fucked his robot
― carpet_kaiser, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/h51GuQ5.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link
HAHA EJACULATE HAHAHA
― brimstead, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
wooooo, sign me up!
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link
everything is fucking terrible and reading this thread makes me feel terrible
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
what in the name of fuck is this thread
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
oh great
― marcos, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
Lads
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link
Did ye ever get this sorted
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link
one more Lad in here and we'll have a full bunch requiring moderation
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link
https://soundcloud.com/missy-kulik/09-lads-on-holiday
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link
fuck you with a marble obelisk
― looser than lucinda (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 October 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/fightclub_1.jpg?resize=1100x740
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 October 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link
more likely to be doing bizarre experiments on neighbourhood pets tbh
― "The" Blink-182 (wins), Sunday, 15 October 2017 08:46 (six years ago) link
let's not actually drive him to full psychosis idk
― imago, Sunday, 15 October 2017 09:23 (six years ago) link
*lets sleepingbag lie*
― estela, Monday, 16 October 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link
<3
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 16 October 2017 07:08 (six years ago) link
i want to believehttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/CjQKFoUdk4g/hqdefault.jpg
― brimstead, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link
I'm not going to interfere with someone else being offended, I don't think that ever works. Not posting this:"Much like today's widely socially acceptable terms idiot and moron, which are also defined as some sort of mental disability, when the term retard is being used in its pejorative form, it is usually not being directed at people with mental disabilities. Instead, people use the term when teasing their friends or as a general insult when in an argument." ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retard_(pejorative) )
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link
I did once see someone shame a thinkpiece writer for using "idiot" and the writer apologized for being ableist.
Is it still okay to say lowbrow, barbarian or philistine?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link
"Philistine" is offensive to Palestinians.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link