'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

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if fellaini keeps playing like this, we'll never see ander again :(

plp will eat itself (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

Rashford's looked great today

mothfrogs and homicidal smoking haikuists (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 30 September 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

...and now looks crocked

mothfrogs and homicidal smoking haikuists (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 30 September 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link

what was his problem? looked like he'd taken one in the nads

plp will eat itself (NickB), Saturday, 30 September 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link

Don't know, my commentary is in Russian. Young looks very good too.

mothfrogs and homicidal smoking haikuists (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 30 September 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link

Imagine spending £130m on fullbacks and choosing to play Fabian Delph there instead. When there are children starving in Africa who would love an attacking left back.

Matt DC, Saturday, 30 September 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

Rooney benched, Niasse starts.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 1 October 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link

Nyasssss

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 October 2017 14:38 (six years ago) link

Everton still wretched without him tbfttl.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 1 October 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link

Everton are still wretched without me I'm not nicking two grand a fucking hour out of it am i

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 October 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

that is one of the jammiest goals I've ever seen. Great stuff

Number None, Sunday, 1 October 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link

that was meant to be

http://i66.tinypic.com/dxka5j.jpg

Number None, Thursday, 12 October 2017 12:55 (six years ago) link

there's just no point in those things

imago, Thursday, 12 October 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

unless you want to sink ilx football chat to the level of idk the fucking bbc livefeed

imago, Thursday, 12 October 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

#0

imago, Thursday, 12 October 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

carrick in the #10 role surely

nxd, Thursday, 12 October 2017 13:01 (six years ago) link

just a bit of fun you irritant

Number None, Thursday, 12 October 2017 13:33 (six years ago) link

Think I'd prob swap Blind in, he's been decent recently. Shame there's no place for Salah, he good.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 October 2017 13:37 (six years ago) link

Salah certainly has a case, but Martial has been absurdly effective on a goals/assists per minutes played this season

Number None, Thursday, 12 October 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link

That's true.

What do you make of Blind? He's in/out of the squad a lot isn't he? How does Mou rate him?

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 October 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

I have a lot of time for Blind. But I don't think Mourinho does particularly

I've put Young in there because he's the only full-back we have who's a reliable crosser from open play. It's an indictment of both squads that the two best FBs are aging converted wingers tbh

Number None, Thursday, 12 October 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

Yeah that's def the case. The funny thing about Blind is that he never grew up playing one position. He's been used at so many places (last week at Holland he played DM iirc).

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 October 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link

that one cross that blind put in for van persie v. spain! then he joined united and it's been 5 assists in 87 appearances

plp will eat itself (NickB), Thursday, 12 October 2017 14:18 (six years ago) link

you accidentally put mane and coutinho in

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 12 October 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link

De gea
Valence Jones bailly blid
Matic
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Lallana coutinho
Salah firmino mane

^^^a bit more like it I'd say

i know kore-eda (or something), Thursday, 12 October 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link

Team is based on this season

Firmino's been shite, Lallana non-existent

Number None, Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

H/t for no Lukaku or something A+ challop

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link

He wouldn't see which way it went in our attack

i know kore-eda (or something), Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link

true, tho he might do even better if his own fans weren't racially abusing him

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 12 October 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link

Says a lot that Phil Jones is still getting in this combined team and I can't really argue.

Matt DC, Thursday, 12 October 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

I could have basically picked any 4 man u defenders at random

i know kore-eda (or something), Thursday, 12 October 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

Easy there moyesey

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

can't beat a London derby

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 October 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link

lol

imago, Saturday, 14 October 2017 10:46 (six years ago) link

many a true word said in jest!

calzino, Saturday, 14 October 2017 11:04 (six years ago) link

Mourinho with a revolutionary 7-2-1 formation

i know kore-eda (or something), Saturday, 14 October 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link

salah is so enjoyable to watch. years since liverpool had a player like him.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 14 October 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link

if I were choosing a combined XI based on this, there would not be 9 united players in it, just saying

imago, Saturday, 14 October 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link

Yeah he's great. He's got determination and the skill to match.

Wholly unimpressed with United so far. xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 14 October 2017 11:53 (six years ago) link

yeah but this is a fine gameplan for them, liverpool not actually making many chance and the defence is always ready to hand a goal to the opposition.

plus a draw is a good result for man u.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 14 October 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link

Lukaku is a target man today. Him sending a cross in front of goal while he should be there heading it in.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 14 October 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link

Xp it is a fine gameplan, just really uninteresting to watch (says this ManU afficionado)

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 14 October 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link

Liverpool will get frustrated at some stage then mourinho will hit klopp from behind with a steel chair, game over

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 October 2017 11:59 (six years ago) link

preposterous save: check
awful miss to follow: check

imago, Saturday, 14 October 2017 12:08 (six years ago) link

Liverpool have obviously been the better side but de Gea wonder save aside they've mostly been reduced to pot shots

this Utd team tends to get better as the game goes on

Number None, Saturday, 14 October 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link

That's true. Liverpool will get tired if they keep this up, and not seen any sign of improvement in their defense tbh, so shoddy.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 14 October 2017 12:27 (six years ago) link

united, one of the most expensively assembled teams of all time, the richest club in the world, are incredibly redolent of martin o'neill's ireland.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 14 October 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link

Their worst performance of the season tbf, some really sloppy play all over but especially darmian and young

plp will eat itself (NickB), Saturday, 14 October 2017 13:25 (six years ago) link


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