why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

never seen u lookin so lovely as u doooooo tonite.....

And she just Wont Fuck Off.

.. with some 'constructive criticism' "

Guys:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22089546_1639913342737372_2498075582844173046_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=9c23140399bbfdf3d1b6d28a83894a8a&oe=5A3F6E13

thnak u 4 bieng a freind

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22090185_10159294901300570_8524991021719028968_n.jpg?oh=0f36380510406d3458fa9cb0ccdbc68e&oe=5A7B09B1

I had to accept a friend request from one of my wife's coworkers and boy oh boy he keeps em coming.

is the implication there that if only those 59 dead concertgoers had the presence of mind to flip off the shooter tragedy might have been averted? cuz uh

I don't think that's the implication. Just boozy patriotic sentimentality.

He's a former army guy and a bit of a drunk, so about half his posts are stuff like that and this:

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21766695_686224464907632_3922389474493613379_n.jpg?oh=760526b24c8972d47be2e1024ef4fc6d&oe=5A82A9B0

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22046017_1888034587880559_958915977977981976_n.jpg?oh=3aba8992ff23b9b234c9a92cbcc09da1&oe=5A446C8F

is that Bud Light one a sponsored ad

Why did you "have to" add him? Fuck having to add anyone, I havent added my own nephew and niece ffs (cos fuck having to see 16 year old kids FB posts ugh)

this is good content

terrorist assholes suck flag?

shooting the rod!

Why did you "have to" add him? Fuck having to add anyone, I havent added my own nephew and niece ffs (cos fuck having to see 16 year old kids FB posts ugh)

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, October 4, 2017 6:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, he was desparately trying to get ahold of my wife, who had read the schedule wrong and slept in for her shift. I'm really thankful that he figured out how to reach out to me. It's a shame because by-and-large my fb feed was pretty clean of this kind of shit, but I don't give it too much attention these days anyways, so whatever.

imo hide his posts by default but add him to a list of people with similar content so you can take a peek when you get curious

the 'freakshow' approach to social media management

how's life give us more

these r good

I've hidden almost all news outlets and friends doing political posts from my feed

I was going to not share anything further from him because he works with my wife, but then he dropped this...

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22196362_1985941901629536_4989283109469797514_n.jpg?oh=ce7fb501e10f77dacb7a2a825f8e29b3&oe=5A7EA88E

...which to me is a very alien take on a relaxing activity.

You mean showering, beer, or shower beer?

Anyway, having to reach outside the shower curtain to get your beer is for amateurs. True aficionados have a cupholder in the shower already. Jeez.

im a bit of a snob, i prefer bath + wine

For me it's vodka and a couple of moist towelettes

PBR while getting sprayed by the hose

i don't drink beer in the shower per se but i will shower while administering buckfast via an iv bag

helluva way to start the day imo

It's classy because it's British!

yes I'm "too high class" for things that don't seem enjoyable in any way whatsoever and are 95% likely to be markings of alcoholism?

https://media.makeameme.org/created/if-youre-too-59d7aa.jpg

the pasta is like the ninth-most-horrifying thing about that picture

i think that's a still from a larry clark movie

lool

ahahahahaha

(it's from Gummo)

lol doesnt he drop a chocolate bar in the water at one point

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22222022_407027253142075_3568855946061712685_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=edd943f90f039d245381ddc1b6b3f693&oe=5A405090

but... he does have food.

I'm not seeing an iPhone though

correction: he does not have food FOR HIS FAMILY. he's going to eat all that bread himself.

I thot the bred wuz his fam

he is crying because he loves bread

^^^

I've definitely cried over how much I love bread.

is this the default fb thread?

because fb has, for about week, been showing me max ten stories then a message that says

Do you want to see more posts?
Find Friends
The more friends you add, the more posts, photos and videos you'll see in News Feed.

which, considering i have about 20x the number of facebook friends that i do actual friends is a bit of a joke. 471, to be exact.

i've googled but can't find a fix. and i'm not adding more random people in order to satisfy their algorithm.

I got that for a day or so, but then it went back to normal. I have only 220 friends.

This seems to be the default fb thread. "Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

God, I shouldn't have started that thread, I should have bought shares.

https://scontent.fsnc1-5.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22222002_10154752173570876_5813664651292858224_n.jpg?oh=5eac7c9af41e9df16ad935334153d091&oe=5A8219C1

Good fucking grief.

hope that guy wakes up to Corey Haim pouring him watered down drinks

Jim’ll fix it