The Apprentice UK 2017

“If you mess with me I have lockjaw.”

Yeah, mess with me and my leg falls off!

So many cliches in one article.

Women are like tea bags – you don’t know how strong they are until you put them in hot water

I hate this person. I haven't watched any clips, I have no idea who they are, but FFS, this is a dreadful saying, and you're appropriating it to try and seem smart? SHUT UP.

I’m usually the smartest person in any room and I’ll make sure people know that

DO THESE PEOPLE NEVER LEARN?

I have Ross Fretten in the work sweepstake although I’m not sure if it’s for the first out or the winner.

One of the women first in with the massive sexism - both in terms of who has good jobs at Canary Wharf (men) and how you sell to said men (have tits). Totally called on it by Karren.

How shit do you have to be to not make any money at all selling burgers in London?

getting a Richard Attenborough in 10 Rillington Place vibe from Charles

why do people still volunteer to be team lead on the first task? leading a team of 8 people you've only just met, far too many unknowns.

(ha, the bloke on 'you're fired' said pretty much the same thing as i was typing that - i was watching about 10 minutes behind live)

Manny-quins.

This thread died a death.

Seven people left and I still don't know their names.

I've been convinced all the way through that Jade was called Ella. Is there someone else in Apprentice history, or another show, who looks a bit like her who's called Ella?

still disoriented every time team grapheme's unexpected little tribute to derrida tribute to derrida scuttles by

ugh

he chose the two i liked least for the final.

IT recruitment is a busy field and they are all terrible ime. hardly a day used to go by in the old office when someone would answer the phone and say 'please take me off your list'. besides, linked-in exists.

and they couldn't think of a sweet-based website. er, aquarterof.co.uk? they've been doing this forever.

this is great its just a cunt abusing a pack of cunts why havent i watched it before

want arry next year obv