The long overdue _Blade Runner_ thread

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that was on a double bill with E.T.: The Extra Testicle

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

Well, the original BR did lack balls.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link

this has been extremely helpful

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link

giggling

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

“Like any great movie, Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner cannot be spoiled.

but Blade Runner is not a great movie.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

I need to rewatch to assess whether it's great or not but I agree that it's spoiler-proof. It's pure ~viiibe, man~

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

BR and I are fundamentally are at odds because I can't chill with a movie like I can with friends.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

just saw final cut. i feel like they added more rain to it.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

Showoff. xp

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

the Blade Runner making of documentary >>> Blade Runner

Number None, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link

this sucked

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, 6 October 2017 05:31 (six years ago) link

it's pretty, soundtrack is surprisingly great, but wow the plot's a mess and damn, the writer seriously hates women.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 6 October 2017 08:00 (six years ago) link

This got another Bradshaw 5 star review. How the fuck does he keep his job?

calzino, Friday, 6 October 2017 08:06 (six years ago) link

Silly question really. But he is such a predictable easy-shill, that I hate myself for ever taking his opinions seriously back in the day.

calzino, Friday, 6 October 2017 08:14 (six years ago) link

the movie seriously rips off Cherry 2000 and tries to sell it as pathos equal to the original

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 6 October 2017 08:15 (six years ago) link

I've been meaning to see Cherry 2000 for years and now I feel extra annoyed that I still haven't seen it.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 6 October 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link

don't worry, Cherry 2000 cannot be spoiled

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 6 October 2017 12:06 (six years ago) link

How have i never heard of cherry 2000 before

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 October 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

National Post in Canada also gave it 5 stars and called it "perfect". I guess 5-star reviews must get more clicks.

jmm, Friday, 6 October 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

in the history of cinema, there has only been one perfect movie, and that movie's name is turner and hooch, so stfu national post

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2017 13:24 (six years ago) link

It was boring and turgid but the music and the look of the film were amazing. A lot of cool ideas that went nowhere in the end and yes I know it was a sci-fi movie but jaysus it was daft. Lacking any too intensity tbh. I've yet to see a Denis Villeneuve film that hasn't bored me yet.

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, 6 October 2017 13:36 (six years ago) link

I thought Vangelis was doing the whole soundtrack again? Was it scrapped or was that never the plan?

How long is Carla Juri in it? What's she like here?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 6 October 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link

so.... just like the original then!

*runs away*

xpost

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 October 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

They should make a Blade Runner movie that totally drops any pretense of plot and is just a sci-fi city symphony focused on sound and visuals.

jmm, Friday, 6 October 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link

With Vangelis flying around on a keyboard ship.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 6 October 2017 13:53 (six years ago) link

a sci-fi koyaanisqatsi would be v much in my wheelhouse

now i'm sad it doesn't exist ;_;

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link

I don't think there was ever a plan for Vangelis to do the soundtrack. Jóhann Jóhannsson was the one originally hired.

MarkoP, Friday, 6 October 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

I'm glad that (according to you guys) we got the good zimmer for this one

harbinger of failure (Jon not Jon), Friday, 6 October 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

Music is very Vangelis and spot-on but there are the compulsory Zimmer foghorns on occastion

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, 6 October 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link

"Long and boring!" - Leonard Maltin

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link

Leonard Maltin is still alive?!

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 October 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

you cannot kill what does not live xp

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link

damn, the writer seriously hates women.

the original wasn't especially nice to ladies either!

I can't believe this thread hasn't turned spoileriffic yet, that seems like a bad sign imo? I still want to see this in the theater

El Tomboto, Friday, 6 October 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

yeah, i was gonna say, the rachel/deckard sex scene in the original is uh problematic

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link

to say the fucking least

i still don't understand why deckard suddenly gets all MAD THROWY AROUNDY

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

replicants short circuit a bit sometimes

nomar, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link

like I LOVE YOU but I HATE YOU but I WANT TO KISS YOU but I'M THROWING YOU AGAINST THIS MOODILY LIT WALL

i dunno maybe it made sense in the 80s

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link

yes, the original was bad in this respect, but no, I didn't think in 2017 the director would say "you know what, we need to double down on that shit"

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

i still don't understand why deckard suddenly gets all MAD THROWY AROUNDY

because she's not a human, just a piece of machinery D U SEE

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

he's like a child, he doesn't understand these complex feels he's having. assuming he's a robot too.

angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

that too

fwiw it def is a weird and problematic scene but it does make some narrative sense

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

I think that's more easily explained by "it's a noir, and the main characters in those movies always push women around, to the woman's eventual delight"

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

yes :(

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 October 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

this line from the wikipedia plot summary of Cherry 2000 should entice those of you who have been putting off viewing that movie (which is set in the dystopian future of... 2017!):

As they enter Zone 7, they encounter Lester, a wasteland overlord with deranged subordinates.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 6 October 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link

Welcome to the world of in house IT support...

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Friday, 6 October 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

the dystopian future of... 2017!

cherry 2000 otm

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

Cherry 2000 has a fucking awesome score by poledouris in which he said he was trying to blend 'Mozart morricone and moroder'

harbinger of failure (Jon not Jon), Friday, 6 October 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link

is that why the trailer on youtube uses the score from Taxi Driver?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kckEEQKXaCU

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 October 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

Trailers are a whole other world

harbinger of failure (Jon not Jon), Friday, 6 October 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link


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