Star Wars 8 shit talk

OK stop.

"this is not going to go... the way you think!"

-- Rian Johnson to Mark Hammill after getting feedback on his script

lol

I found the latest SW alright except for the Kylo Ren dude.
I mean, one of the things that made Vador great was the mystery and the esthetics of the helmet/mask.
but this one seems to spend all his time without the helmet.
A bit like Iron Man in these Marvel movies...

Imagine you've spent years parrying, psychologically and physically, a heavy-breathing man in armor.

Imagine after all those years the mask comes off and it's John Ritter.

Kylo Ren is the best part, precisely because of his frustration in not getting to be Vader. He loves Vader's mystery and aesthetics too.

First SW film I will see but, like Dominique, the emotional investment has faded. I really liked Rogue One - can rewatch it over and over because it just looks and sounds fantastic - but could honestly care less about these new characters. Will go for Luke and Chewie.

*First SW film I will see where...

Kylo Ren as Kitty Sanchez

"Helmet on, hair down...no, hair up helmet off...no helmet off, hair down..."

http://cdn1.alloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kitty2.jpg

"I've made a huge mistake."

https://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rj-3-600x251.jpg

Porg Wars 9: Porg

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwoEjDJXuvdGclq/giphy.gif

its like i got some Final Fantasy XIII in my Star Wars

live Snoke looks cool. Rey training sequence looks pretty dope.

this animal is called an Ice Binch. this is canon now https://t.co/ciJZidWjGj

— Emma Roller (@emmaroller) October 10, 2017

enjoyed this last night

anyone else missing Domhnall Gleason? Loved him in the first one as Nuxx. Aside from that super good job on the ad. Don't trust him Rey!

Do it Rey! I want to see Rey have a fling on the dark side before settling into boring Jedi-ness.

Hey, Rey, take a walk on the dark side.

is Oscar Isaac nude in this

He gives of himself to his cause.

maybe this is well known but there's a youtube comedy series called millennial falcon that's disguised as a star wars nerdcast. they have a recurring bit about porgs now.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFWHlH4koGZDpMvS6flIkBxw52r0HCNCG
this playlist is out of order, can't find a better one

I really didn’t want to start guessing at the plot but my idle mind has had other ideas

Porgs eat Luke and Rey, take over Chewie's mind, fly around in the Falcon, blow shit up, carve up Kylo and Snoke with minisabers, PORG REIGN OF TERROR.

that’s the plot of Porg Wars, it airs after Lego Star Wars

or I should say: wow Ned, you just wrote the next Family Guy special!

let me try this again

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwAhWvO907XEv60/giphy.gif

*whispers* that’s ice binch

or I should say: wow Ned, you just wrote the next Family Guy special!

Read the opening sentence of this as 'into lunch boxes and pyjama bottoms@ rather than ONTO and it became awfully sinister.

https://www.wired.com/story/the-last-jedi-porgs/

lol

"I've made a huge mistake."

"her... ?"

https://static.mmzstatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/star-wars-8-nouveaux-personnages.jpeg

https://gizmodo.com/69-porg-photoshops-that-will-haunt-your-dreams-in-the-m-1819350916

69 Porg Photoshops

nice

Mark Hamil speaks -- a wry presence.

When the critic John Simon wrote in New York magazine that Mr. Ford had performed “adequately,” Mr. Hamill “uninspiredly” and Ms. Fisher “wretchedly,” Mr. Hamill said, “We had T-shirts made: ‘adequate, uninspired and wretched.’ I said, ‘Harrison, adequate’s practically a rave compared to what we got.’”

when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”

cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(

Hmm what if Luke and Leia's twinship + Force strength means somehow if one dies so does the other?

no way, it's like highlander

/when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”/

cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(

that's when Dark Luke shows up

u mean luuke?

fp

force push i assume

Garth Vader

Hey, new clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CB5SeBGkI

pretty cool that rian johnson is gonna do his own star wars trilogy

for ref

http://www.starwars.com/news/rian-johnson-writer-director-of-star-wars-the-last-jedi-to-create-all-new-star-wars-trilogy

oh I guess there's gonna be a live-action TV show too

The Young Han Solo Chronicles

The Young Tentpole to Force You to Buy a Standalone Disney Steaming Service Chronicles

I hope he does some KOTOR shit