This advert isn't particularly terrible but do men not eat chocolate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIFjJvWDj9o
― Tom's Tits Experiment (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 08:48 (six years ago) link
Possibly fake Australian voiceover guy on Samsung advert, I will find you and I will kill you.
Guy who says "extraordinary powers" a lot in washing powder advert, I hope you roast in hell
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 October 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link
wondering who that fucking awful singer was on the sad doggo advert, turns out there's another cult indie hero who I can't abide
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 October 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link
The advertising industry, disgusting savages.
http://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/pick-week-audis-clowns-outstanding-ad-car-brand/1446517.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 20 October 2017 09:13 (six years ago) link
i quite like that one ? (sorry)
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 20 October 2017 09:44 (six years ago) link
maybe cos i'm a very nervous driver and that's exactly how i feel about other drivers when i'm on the road
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 20 October 2017 09:45 (six years ago) link
I just see lots of clowns, that is obviously unacceptable.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 20 October 2017 10:16 (six years ago) link
This fucking BDO ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO6TnSbiKEE
Wispy Tech Jesus' "Yes! It is!" and the woman's smug "we aren't!" and the fact that everyone at this company apparently answers questions incompletely before immediately walking away...
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 26 October 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link
Bad scripting, appalling acting. Evidently I don't know and I don't know BDO
― Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 26 October 2017 13:36 (six years ago) link
I am 100% ignorant and will dwell in blissful holy not-knowingness
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 26 October 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
There is something very wrong with the ad I saw this morning, to do with promoting British Army Veterans a for the purposes of employment. The principle of it is fine, but ..
It has Joanna Lumley, Matt Barber.....
― Mark G, Friday, 27 October 2017 10:41 (six years ago) link
The antibiotics one. Unless there is a black market for antibiotics I don't know about, if you've got antibiotics then your doctor prescribed them to you, so you are following your doctor's advice? How about tell doctors to stop overprescribing antibiotics not admonishing patients for taking them?!
― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link
There's a long-standing story that mean old patients badger poor, feeble-willed GPs into prescribing antibiotics against their better judgement
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:18 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ni3jN_DH20This is actually pretty good. The first clown deliberately looks like a cross between Ronald McDonald and Pennywise from IT. Not that BK don't have their own creepy AF mascot of course.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 28 October 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB1Jbajy6Yw
:-(
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 October 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
LoststuffedpandawithvoicelikeThomfuckingYorkefuckoff
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 5 November 2017 10:44 (six years ago) link
That Xmas PAddingtonBear one.
It does sound a lot like "fuck you little bear" right at the end..
― Mark G, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
must have took a real leap of the imagination to cast Martin Freeman as a mansplaining twat
― the intentional phallusy (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
He's a bit more likable in the third one, probably because of all the people hating on the first two.
Have been home for two hours and still haven't seen the John Lewis commercial.
― koogs, Friday, 10 November 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
feel like he's worse in the new one tbh
― the intentional phallusy (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link
I really hate this advert with this homely fucking heartwarming Yorkshire twat talking about growing fucking peas - he says he's been growing them for 30 years, so why does he sound like he's 80 years old? You're an actor in a sound studio in London, you've never been near a *pea field in you life. (*if that's where you grow fucking peas).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qT39e68G48
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:09 (six years ago) link
I think you grow peas in a pod. The hard part is sorting them so all the alike ones to grow together.
― Leaghaidh am brĂ³n an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 18 November 2017 05:42 (six years ago) link
the Audi/Send In The Clowns ad is excellent. The part where the different shaped objects fall out of the back of the lorry is quite beautiful.
― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link
"i feel very proud of what i bring to the screen" it's fucking cartoon robots for children you muppet
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
I watch too much daytime tv, these are all benevolent in comparison
― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 26 November 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
"When you die it will cost *your loved ones* 7 grand to get rid of you etc"
― i know kore-eda (or something), Sunday, 26 November 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link
oh man i watch way too much daytime ITV, don't even start me on the terrorizing of the semi-senile
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
the fucking London Mint must be the biggest bunch of cunts on God's green earth
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
I think I would really enjoy hoofing the Top Cashback man in the testes
― Big Pred aka (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link
> cartoon robots for children
Pacific Rim was a pg-13 so not really children.
She used her tablet to access Google maps. Big whoop. The "I can't do that on a Mac" thing that they always cram into those adverts is interesting because it's usually just the software that's the difference, not a physical limitation.
Go compare adverts have seemingly stopped using the word fantastic in every sentence, which is something.
The skeletor adverts have got weirder.
― koogs, Monday, 27 November 2017 03:28 (six years ago) link
OK, there's another advert with a clown in it, this time for Specsavers, though it's fairly amusing.
― Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 09:03 (six years ago) link
Apple advertisement with bug girl playing with her iPad in the yard, neighbor asks "oh are you on your COMPUTER?" and she says "what's a COMPUTER??" and then looks away, completely uninterested in the answer
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 12:25 (six years ago) link
What's a computer?!(Eat y'self fitter!)
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link
This new Lavazza commercial that changes the lyrics to "My Girl" to be entirely about the awesomeness of coffee is actually kind of hilarious. It seems very Euro, too, like it was probably hammered into everyone's skull over there in 2015 and finally they just decided to run it here.
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 2 December 2017 06:57 (six years ago) link
Uh it's not the version that actually tries to be funny that's on youtube.
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 2 December 2017 06:59 (six years ago) link
Oh god I've just seen the Lavazza ad, assumed it wd be a US thing only
― Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link
so sick of the phoney sex voices used on adverts for "luxury" Christmas food
― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 December 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
not an ad per se, but the trailer for 'i'm a celebrity...' where dec makes a decision and a woman screams and ant says that that was a good decision is complaint-worthy.
― koogs, Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link
the lavazza ad is terrible but the pimlico plumbers murdering something to the tune of 'merry christmas everyone' is a crime against humanity.
― koogs, Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
The UK version of the 'V.I.Poo' advert has a caption at the end that reads 'perfect for Secret Santas'. Now a few years ago a colleague got a spray bottle of breath freshener in a Secret Santa, but a bottle of pre-dump toilet spray?!
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:58 (six years ago) link
that sounds like a terrible Secret Santa gift. who wants to open a gift called "V.I.Poo" in front of their beloved co-workers
― frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link
Me? J/k
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link
Sainsbury's Christmas ad people I will find you and I will kill you
― all this youthless booty (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 December 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link
Paco Rabanne must die
― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
Is there any chance advertisers will ever get tired of that 'watching a young couple grow together, have children and then watch as their children have children in turn' or 'mother/daughter (or father/son) through the decades' shite they're so fond of?
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link
My cockles are warm enough, thank you.
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link
Its Sisters, this year I have noticed.
― Mark G, Saturday, 23 December 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link
"whats a computer" ad totally redeemed now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVN5C3x4ZZo
― frogbs, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
these fucking shell ads on instagram, facebook, youtube, tumblr, fucking fuck them!!!
― clouds, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
There's a cutesy mcdonald's ad in the uk on the theme of uh-oh these stupid people are saying there's all sorts in chicken mcnuggets let's prove them wrong jingly jangly twinkly cluck
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 30 December 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link