Rejected parody threads

The "bald guy" in the band: who are the other Mike Loves in music?

Your musical "bland spots"

For most people that's their entire collection obvs

^how can I come on when I know I'm guilty?

Have you ever masterminded in front of a woman?

have you ever masturbated in front of a judge?

artists who plausibly appear to be poor people

reminds me of jackson c frank

died homeless in ny i believe

Nicosia: A POLL

:D

Appropriate Etiquette for Punching Work Colleagues - How Much is Too Much?

there are some exceptions to Section 47 of the Offences Against the Person Act, apparently. But you've got to punch carefully.

Rejected paradiddle threads

People namechecked in Peruvian pop songs from the 60s starting with the letter S, who turn out to be bobsledding heroes of yore and are named as well in recent footwork bangers, but only in future tense: C/D S/D POX POO #wedontknowwhattodoanymoreILM2018

some twat would still post "Guided By Voices" or some other cobblers

This is the improbable thread for ILxors in their twenties

Surely some of those three year olds you see in youtube comments who like the smiths must find their way to ILM eventually

pretty sure some of them are already posting

stuff that chris brown liked.

is New York City ched?
PHANTOM CHED: Paul Tomas Anderson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Fifties London
THE 10TH ANNUAL ILM METAL POLL:2017 RESULTS CHED
the day after the chedline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions
Rejected parody cheds

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

Things you were shockingly high when you learned

Jordan Peterson: S/D

Imagine Imagine Dragons - where people who have never heard Imagine Dragons (like me) describe what they think they might sound like

*tents fingers* i like it. i like it a lot. start the thread. be a legend

Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into

hair say bye to me (a baldness thread)

"poo" art that prepared us

i mean i cant see any other interpretation tbh

art that prepares us to "poo"?

What do you find strangly erotic?

What do you find strangely emetic?

neurotic/hypnotic/aortic/esoteric

ecliptic

Songs where you can "jear the hoin"

What's the best kind of slurry?

best songs shorter than 30 minutes

promising thread titles that turn out to be on ilxor.com

lol you beautiful curmudgeon

Replace 'walk' with 'wank' in a song title.

how much do you sweat? [POLL closes: September 1 (in 1 month)]

🔘0 mL/day (I am a reptilian)
🔘1 to 250 mL/day
🔘251 to 500 mL/day
🔘501 to 750 mL/day
🔘751 to 1000 mL/day

etc.

Lol

why do people leave ILX for food?

Al Hrabosky's Terrifying New Math

Why do people leave ILX for good charlotte?

Worst Sex Film In A Series

post mitchum_brothers.gif itt when u want to post mitchum_brothers.gif in another thread

37 Threads Every ilxor Over 40 Should Be Able to Quote

Things you were shockingly cold when you learned

Albums covers that depict the artists hanging out with their chores