Lose to Las Vegas and lose your division: THE NHL 2017-2018 THREAD (INCLUDING THE COYOTES SOMEHOW, PITTSBURGH HANGOVER AND OFFSEASON SHENANIGANS. HOCKEY IS THE BEST)

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Heh. pic.twitter.com/JU0k224V0w

— Mark Lazerus (@MarkLazerus) October 14, 2017

I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 14 October 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link

Vegas account was talking some shit before the game about how both teams had the same number of consecutive playoff appearances.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 14 October 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link

How energetically should I jump on the Leafs bandwagon? Can they win the Cup this year?

Answer in a way that a baseball fan can understand. Are they like the Cleveland Indians of the late '90s, filled with all these high-powered young hitters but with mediocre enough pitching (goaltending/defense) that their offense isn't enough? Or are they so good offensively that just okay defense and goaltending might do.

clemenza, Thursday, 19 October 2017 03:48 (six years ago) link

bigg-ish game in toronto tonight! you know, for october

clem i would say they're somewhere between those two -- probably the former, but maybe not. in any case, they're well on the way to being quite good and should in any case be exciting to watch

mookieproof, Monday, 23 October 2017 23:22 (six years ago) link

i don't think they can win the cup this season -- maybe next year -- but they should certainly make the playoffs and who knows, maybe their goalie gets hot

should get some ontario-quebec rivalries going too

mookieproof, Monday, 23 October 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link

they’re a fun team with an open window. unlike every other team in the east besides the pens and i guess tampa

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 October 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link

through nine games the sabres are -3 on 5-on-4 power plays, ie they've scored three times and allowed six shorties

this might be the worst thing i've ever heard

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

how is that even possible

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

the “but her emails” meme only with “eichel is just as good as mcdavid”

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

Sabres still managed to shut out the wings tonight though u_u

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link

showing *that* game on nbcsn rather than one of the two times a year crosby and mcdavid play each other was a stroke of typical brilliance

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 04:00 (six years ago) link

nobody wants to cover Karlsson pic.twitter.com/yR6WlOTnCN

— steph (@myregularface) October 25, 2017

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

I translated the caption on Ovechkin's Instagram post. Think it's a little more accurate than google. If you use it, please credit WaPo. pic.twitter.com/MvUTu1VYIP

— Isabelle Khurshudyan (@ikhurshudyan) November 2, 2017

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 November 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link

i went to my first hockey game last night. was a fairly uneventful affair, not to mention fairly sparsely attended (what with the canucks sucking right now, it being November 1st, and game 7 of the world series), with the canucks losing 2-0 to the devils. but had decent seats, in row 10 in the lower bowl, and it was pretty great to see a live game. also got given the tix for free which was pretty awesome

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 2 November 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link

cool!

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 November 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link

We’re you facing the benches or the penalty box. One of the coolest things is watching giant professional players doing line drills and the fire drill line changes

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 November 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

yeah that seemed like a pretty exciting game for a 2-0 loss. Schneider was standing on his head

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Friday, 3 November 2017 04:35 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

pick a player. who'd he score his first goal against? then, who did that goalie yield his first goal to? and keep going. ovechkin's thread goes back to georges vezina, for example

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23goaldna

mookieproof, Friday, 17 November 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link

tampa seems really good this year

johnny crunch, Friday, 17 November 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

Vice otm

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 26 November 2017 13:37 (six years ago) link

went to a game today, took the family

preds not really looking all that intimidating to get beat by a .500 team in a rebuilding year tbh

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

Fun Fact: The history of the @NHL, founded 100 years ago today, can be tracked through five players.

Jaromir Jagr played against Guy Lafleur, who played against Gordie Howe, who played against Dit Clapper, who played with/against Cy Denneny, who played on opening night. #NHL100 pic.twitter.com/vYM5UGLI4q

— Jonathon Jackson (@jonathonj1970) November 26, 2017

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 27 November 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link

It takes six steps to get from Bartolo Colon back to the first MLB game in 1876.

Bartolo Colon played with Harold Baines for the 1999 Cleveland Indians
Harold Baines played with Minnie Minoso for the 1980 Chicago White Sox
Minnie Minoso played with Phil Cavarretta for the 1954 Chicago White Sox
Phil Cavarretta played with Charlie Grimm for the 1935 Chicago Cubs
Charlie Grimm played with Red Ames for the 1918 St. Louis Cardinals
Red Ames played with Jim O'Rourke for the 1904 New York Giants

http://www.baseball-reference.com/oracle/

clemenza, Monday, 27 November 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link

(Two gimmicks on that list: besides Minnie Minoso, Jim O'Rourke retired in 1893, then came back at the age of 53 for one game in 1904. If you exclude Minoso it takes seven steps, and if you cut O'Rourke's career off at 1893, it'd probably take eight.)

clemenza, Monday, 27 November 2017 02:11 (six years ago) link

sabres update:

6-16-4 for 16 points -- only 15 points behind the expansion team (which has a game in hand)

in 26 games they've had 82 power play opportunities, during which they've scored 10 goals and allowed 7

their defensemen -- all of them -- have yet to score a goal

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link

https://www.tsn.ca/the-greatest-one-1.944832

ovie too high

mookieproof, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

agreed, and Bourque too low.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link

goalies should have a separate list imo

I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 15 December 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

Brodeur too low.

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 December 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link

kinda embarrassed i had no idea who doug harvey is

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 16 December 2017 02:48 (six years ago) link

There are a lot of old Canadiens who shouldn’t be on that list anymore tbrr

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 16 December 2017 03:03 (six years ago) link

yeah, they can't all be top 10

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 16 December 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link

so . . . vegas is leading the western conference and it's almost xmas

that is quite something

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

a xmas miracle?

i think not

more like a bettmaniracle

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

I stand by the thred title

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

at least the flubbing wings gave them their first L
/hangs hat

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

more like season shenanigans*

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

penguins can't score despite kessel being best

mookieproof, Sunday, 24 December 2017 04:16 (six years ago) link

Ok so the Knights are pretty fun to watch, if a little systems-y/motor-y.

It shows how high the skill level of the league is and how absurdly great the great players are rn. The 10 best players of all time are probably playing right now

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 December 2017 04:52 (six years ago) link

i don't necessarily disagree but i want you to name them

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:21 (six years ago) link

Lol I tried after I posted that

Crosby
Ovi
Mcdavid
Doughty
PK

Down ballot votes for Kane and Toews

Last 20 years or so add Lemieux, Lindstrom, Bourque, brodeur, Jagr,

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:28 (six years ago) link

The more time passes the more Gretz was the right man at the right time

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:28 (six years ago) link

i will fite you for malkin

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:34 (six years ago) link

Hasek

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:34 (six years ago) link

Yeah I thought about malkin. He’s deep down toward 10 tho

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:35 (six years ago) link

ugh, goalies

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:36 (six years ago) link

It’s really only brodeur. Roy was the last of the psycho goalies. Hasek was kind of a freak. After that first Chicago cup and they ditched Khabi I decided that goalies are actually fungible/glorified relief pitchers

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:38 (six years ago) link

Gretz was the right man at the right time

yes, but no one else at that time was anywhere near it

brodeur is a hall of famer and then some for 20 years but he was never a guy that clamored inside heads like hasek imo

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 December 2017 05:43 (six years ago) link

Leonsis can prob afford to pay the big bucks

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link

i dont think the big bucks are necessarily the problem, it's the long-term deal that is. They don't want to be committing to pay a dude huge money when maybe ovechkin and backstrom and holtby are gone in a few years and who knows what will be going on. i am inclined to agree that BT doesn't justify that committment.

tobo73, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 02:35 (five years ago) link

hockey coaches -- even the successful ones -- seem to have pretty short shelf lives with individual teams. can't recall anyone getting a deal of that length except for babcock, and it remains to be seen how that turns out. so yeah

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 02:43 (five years ago) link

On that note, Wings are bringing in Dan Bylsma as an assistant. I bet he gets the full job within a year or two if things don't pick up.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 03:00 (five years ago) link

trotz to the isles

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 June 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

Didn't Ruff stayed at the Sabres for 6 decades or something?

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 21 June 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgO7YM-X0AEB5hD.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 June 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

time for a new thread, jimmy

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 June 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link


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