"If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." - The Lost Stanzas

If it's fuschia, try a douche, ahhhh.

If it's cobalt, it ain't my fault!

If it's Prussian (blue), Stop rushin' (the poo)

If it's cyan, don't stop tryan'.

if its tangy and brown, youre in cider town
if its clear and yella, you got juice there fella

oh

Ha ha.

If your shit is process red,
Check yourself — you might be dead.

READ TEH FIRST POST, FOOL.

If it's turquoise, don't lose your equipoise

If it's (Courtesy Wikipedia, the current Crayola Colors):

Almond (1998), don't eat palm fronds.

Antique Brass (1998), you've a magique ass.

Apricot (1949), expect a sore spot.

Aquamarine (1958), don't be obscene.

Asparagus (1993), it might worry us.

Atomic Tangerine (1990), you're probably a machine.

Banana Mania (1998), go to Pennsylvania.

Beaver (1998), call Mike Seaver!

Bittersweet (1949), DON'T EAT.

Black (1903), wipe yr crack.

Blue (1903), that's magic poo!

Blue Bell (1998), it lacks poo smell.

Blue Green (1949), I know where you've been.

Blue Violet (1949), flush the tiolet.

Brick Red (1949), you're addicted.

Brink Pink (1998), you've got fink stink.

Brown (1903), go to town.

Burnt Orange (1958), etc.

Burnt Sienna (1949), wipe with a tenna.

HERE'S WHERE I PASS IT ON!

Cadet Blue (1958)

Canary (1998)

Caribbean Green (1998)

Carnation Pink (1949)

Cerise (1993)

Cerulean (1990)

Chestnut (1999)

Copper (1958)

Cornflower (1949)

Cotton Candy (1998)

Cranberry (1998)

Dandelion (1990)

Denim (1993)

Desert Sand (1998)

Eggplant (1998)

Electric Lime (1990)

Fern (1998)

Forest Green (1958)

Fuchsia (1990)

Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown (1998)

Gold (1949)

Goldenrod (1958)

Granny Smith Apple (1993)

Gray (1949)

Green (1903)

Green Yellow (1949)

Hot Magenta (1990)

Inch Worm (2003)

Indigo (2000)

Jazzberry Jam (2003)

Jungle Green (1990)

Laser Lemon (1990)

Lavender (1958)

Macaroni and Cheese (1993)

Magenta (1949)

Mahogany (1949)

Manatee (1998)

Mango Tango (2003)

Maroon (1949)

Mauvelous (1993)

Melon (1949)

Midnight Blue (1958)

Mountain Meadow (1998)

Navy Blue (1958)

Neon Carrot (1990)

Olive Green (1949)

Orange (1903)

Orchid (1949)

Outer Space (1998)

Outrageous Orange (1990)

Pacific Blue (1993)

Peach (1962)

Periwinkle (1949)

Pig Pink (1998)

Pine Green (1949)

Pink Flamingo (1998)

Plum (1958)

Purple Heart (1998)

Purple Mountain's Majesty (1993)

Purple Pizzazz (1990)

Radical Red (1990)

Raw Sienna (1958)

Razzle Dazzle Rose (1990)

Razzmatazz (1993)

Red (1903)

Red Orange (1949)

Red Violet (1949)

Robin's Egg Blue (1993)

Royal Purple (1990)

Salmon (1949)

Scarlet (2000)

Screamin’ Green (1990)

Sea Green (1949)

Sepia (1958)

Shadow (1998)

Shamrock (?)

Shocking Pink (1990)

Silver (1949)

Sky Blue (1958)

Spring Green (1949)

Sunglow (1990)

Sunset Orange (1998)

Tan (1949)

Tickle Me Pink (1993)

Timber Wolf (1993)

Torch Red (1998)

Tropical Rain Forest (1993)

Tumbleweed (1993)

Turquoise Blue (1949)

Unmellow Yellow (1990)

Violet (1903)

Violet Red (1949)

Vivid Tangerine (1990)

Vivid Violet (1998)

Wild Blue Yonder (2003)

Wild Strawberry (1990)

Wild Watermelon (1990)

Wisteria (1993)

Yellow (1903)

Yellow Green (1949)

Yellow Orange (1949)

If it's cadet blue, it's a military poo

If it's shiny, scrub your heiney

If it crackles, medicate your tackle

If it throbs, soak your nob

If it's sepia, that's creepy, huh?

If it's khaki, your shit is wacky

If it's blurred, it's a furry old turd.

If it's macaroni and cheese, wipe it with the trees

If it's peach, drop in a leech

If it's Wild Watermelon (1990), it deserves a second smellin'.

If it's canary, you'd best be wary

"When the weather's hot and sticky, that's no time to dunk your dicky,
When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dicky dunking"

The man who gave me this sage advice claims he was, it is claimed, dunking his dicky in Agnetha from Abba in the late 70s. I'm not sure I believe these claims.

This is reminding me of the oh so lovely sign you see in some office ladies loos:

If you sprinkle
While you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie!

God, just put a furry cover on the toilet lid and a frilly dolly cover over the spare roll and be fucking done with it already.

In Hebrew:

Peepee sahov -- lo tov.
Peepee lavan -- mitzuyan!

(Translation: Yellow peepee -- no good. Clear peepee (white peepee) -- excellent!)

this is the funniest thread ever.

it's like Ken Nordine when he was 5

THE LOST CO-STANZA

http://phonogram.us/images/viewpoint/george/georgeds.jpg

If it's copper, fetch a stopper!
If it's golden, shut your whole, then!

Uh, sorry that should read "hole, then"

I boggle at this thread.

Si es rojo, estas loco!

if you're a Taurus, see your florist!

Si c'est jaune, tu es Antoine de Caunes.

If it's Wisteria you might have listeria.

If it's temporarily harmlessly dark and dismal,
you've been taking Pepto-Bismol.

If it glows, it be worthy of prose!

If it blurps as it come, you've been getting some.

If nothing's a-comin', you must be a woman.

If it's a manatee,
are you sure it's a poo and you're not a pregnant manatee?

i cannot believe i haven't been on this thread yet

Accentmonkey wins!

if it's semi-solid, i find it rather squalid

if it's vivid violet, better change your diet.

if it's pink and mushy, you've been eating pussy

If it took a quick glance, and back inside curled,
you'll have to admit this: it's a cold world.

when it's radioactive, it's really not attactive

if it smells like biryani, you won't be getting any

if it looks like vindaloo, maybe it's just deja vu.

If it's teal, reconsider your last meal.

If it's teal, reconsider your last meal.
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...) (webmail), June 8th, 2005 8:40 AM. (later)

IT'S THE CHORUS!