Greatest movie to earn a CinemaScore "F"

What I love about The Box is that I imagine the studio sitting Richard Kelly down after the commercial and (mostly) critical fiasco of Southland Tales and being like "OK dude we'll give you ONE more chance, but we're going to stick you with a hoary old, no-fail Twilight Zone trope so nothing goes off the rails. That work for you?"

"...sure."

been curious about this one since I caught a glimpse of Gere's hair

I couldn't make it through the first 15 minutes

CinemaScore's surveying the audience who will go to a movie's opening day cold, having seen a trailer or advertisement at most, has illuminated a social demographic that needs a full-blown research study

Right. What Dr. T scoring an F mainly suggests to me, though, is that Richard Gere had a lot more currency in 2000 than I would have expected.

I was thinking about writing a column about these films in chronological order but I couldn't finish the first one, Eye of the Beholder. It might actually be the worst of the bunch, just so dour and self-important and uselessly sadistic. The novelty of KD Lang being in it wears off quickly too.

Hadn't heard of that one before, but I suppose it is encouraging that, for a list that seems to punish the offbeat, ambitious or potentially divisive, some of these movies really are just crap.

I mean, yeah, thank you Disaster Movie.

That one puzzles me, if only because I'm having a hard time imagining what the paying audience was for it in the first place beyond, I suppose, people who's first choice (and second, and third...) was sold out? And, if this series of movies (meaning post-Scary Movie spoofs) does have fans, what is it about Disaster Movie that could possibly leave a fan of Date Movie or whatever so bitterly disappointed? I almost want to watch it to find out. Almost.

Maybe they were less willing to see the humor in mass death?

I saw disaster movie in theaters. it was wild. the only other people there besides me and my friend were a family of four that left 20 minutes in and a trio of siblings probably 6 to 11 years old that were completely silent the whole time, except when the Hancock starring Will Smith parody happened, upon which they all yelled "Hancock!!"

remember this was the first friedberg seltzer movie to totally flop. the dream was over, and it's not like these movies actually had a real following (except dumbasses like me). also I can confirm that it was genuinely "worse" than the other ones simply because the other ones looked like they cost more than maybe $500 and 2 days to make. it was so bad.

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 The Wicker Man [remake]	8

I figured as such.

hey brad, southland tales is one of my favourite movies too, my kind of people :-/

southland tales is a trip!

The 5 of you voted for the box are just baffling to me. I mean you clearly exist, but how?

how shouldn't we exist?

well see, I've got this box here...

oh god help us if Clooney ever has a go at Andrei Rublev

southland tales is a trip!

to the outhouse

The 5 of you voted for the box are just baffling to me. I mean you clearly exist, but how?

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your car is a box on wheels

i continue to believe that "doctor t and the women" is a sequel to "the 5000 fingers of dr t", and i will not be convinced otherwise.