Greatest movie to earn a CinemaScore "F"

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I mean, yeah, thank you Disaster Movie.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link

That one puzzles me, if only because I'm having a hard time imagining what the paying audience was for it in the first place beyond, I suppose, people who's first choice (and second, and third...) was sold out? And, if this series of movies (meaning post-Scary Movie spoofs) does have fans, what is it about Disaster Movie that could possibly leave a fan of Date Movie or whatever so bitterly disappointed? I almost want to watch it to find out. Almost.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

Maybe they were less willing to see the humor in mass death?

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link

I saw disaster movie in theaters. it was wild. the only other people there besides me and my friend were a family of four that left 20 minutes in and a trio of siblings probably 6 to 11 years old that were completely silent the whole time, except when the Hancock starring Will Smith parody happened, upon which they all yelled "Hancock!!"

qualx, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

remember this was the first friedberg seltzer movie to totally flop. the dream was over, and it's not like these movies actually had a real following (except dumbasses like me). also I can confirm that it was genuinely "worse" than the other ones simply because the other ones looked like they cost more than maybe $500 and 2 days to make. it was so bad.

qualx, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 19 October 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

 The Wicker Man [remake]	8

I figured as such.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 October 2017 03:30 (six years ago) link

hey brad, southland tales is one of my favourite movies too, my kind of people :-/

Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 19 October 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link

southland tales is a trip!

mh, Thursday, 19 October 2017 03:51 (six years ago) link

The 5 of you voted for the box are just baffling to me. I mean you clearly exist, but how?

jjjusten, Thursday, 19 October 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link

how shouldn't we exist?

Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 19 October 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link

well see, I've got this box here...

Number None, Thursday, 19 October 2017 06:44 (six years ago) link

oh god help us if Clooney ever has a go at Andrei Rublev

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 October 2017 09:45 (six years ago) link

southland tales is a trip!

to the outhouse

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:22 (six years ago) link

The 5 of you voted for the box are just baffling to me. I mean you clearly exist, but how?

― jjjusten, Wednesday, October 18, 2017 8:58 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your car is a box on wheels

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link

i continue to believe that "doctor t and the women" is a sequel to "the 5000 fingers of dr t", and i will not be convinced otherwise.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link


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