In Nintendo-News but not Switch-related, I successfully hacked my SNES Mini a few days ago and uploaded.. everything
I played one level of Space Megaforce and my boyfriend flipped the fuck out and said "I'm never leaving the house again"
― blade runner 2069 (fgti), Thursday, 26 October 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link
How did you hack it?
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 26 October 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link
A program called Hakchi, which I ran using a virtual version of Windows on my Mac, it took an evening to figure it out but I got it working
― blade runner 2069 (fgti), Thursday, 26 October 2017 23:22 (six years ago) link
two minutes into the new mario and a frog in a top hat is already tonguepunching mario's fartboxbest game ever obv
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 October 2017 23:45 (six years ago) link
did not expect to be sitting on frog faces so soon. this game is awesome and makes motion controls fun. hats are cool. moons are cool. only disappointed that I could not control mario-frog's tongue.
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 October 2017 05:14 (six years ago) link
having fun so far, it feels less like mario 64 than people were saying though and more like sunshine/galaxy with bigger levels and more hidden stuff.
― ciderpress, Friday, 27 October 2017 06:21 (six years ago) link
― blade runner 2069 (fgti), Thursday, October 26, 2017 6:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yo, Space Megaforce is the best shmup ever!
― Evan, Friday, 27 October 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link
why didn't mario odyssey get its own thread
― El Tomboto, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
Mario Odyssey: Sit on It and Bounce
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 October 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link
good idea
Super Mario Odyssey
― ciderpress, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link
Otm Nintendo is extremely horny now
i just found my first stack of goombas and from an overhead angle it looks like a gently waving boner, nintendo horniness reconfirmed
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 October 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
Horniness toads: Nintendo
Everything looks like a penis: probably you
― Evan, Friday, 27 October 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link
PS5masterraceOct 27, 2017it's been 32 years since super mario bros released on the NES, and still nothing has changed. still the same run-jump-save the princess fairy tale kiddie formula rehashed over and over again for the 600th time. and not only that, but this game is 900p in 2017, in the middle of the 4K age! absolutely unacceptable. it's time for nintendo to give it up and die.
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 October 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link
"released on the NES". "over and over again". "it's time for nintendo to give it up". nintendo horniness is spreading.
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 October 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link
this guy had to save up 900 pblocks in 2017, that's a lot of work
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 27 October 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link
nintendo needs to die, they just keep making insanely sexy frogs over and over, its the same jump on a frogs face until u have the most incredible orgasm of yr life and collapse into a deep replenishing slumber theyve been doing for 30 years
― lag∞n, Friday, 27 October 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link
I was getting carpal tunnel from BOTW, so I printed out one of these and it's much better.
― DJI, Friday, 27 October 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link
oooh! i'm trying that.
― Nhex, Friday, 27 October 2017 23:12 (six years ago) link
If you don't want to deal with 3D printing this guys sells them for pretty cheap on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/518147574/xbox-comfort-grips-for-nintendo-switch?ref=bestselling_by_query-1
― DJI, Friday, 27 October 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link
my local library has a printer that's seldom used, so i'm taking advantage
― Nhex, Friday, 27 October 2017 23:59 (six years ago) link
http://www.synthtopia.com/content/2017/10/30/korg-gadget-for-nintendo-switch-sneak-preview/
!!!
― DJI, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link
awesome
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 00:51 (six years ago) link
WANT
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 02:08 (six years ago) link
oh christ
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 03:17 (six years ago) link
YES
― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 07:46 (six years ago) link
best console ever confirmed
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 08:51 (six years ago) link
yet another reason to skip the switch version of la noire
The download version of LA Noire on Switch doesn't fit on a Switch, which means you have to buy a microSD card to play it.Meanwhile, you can't play LA Noire's Nintendo Switch game cartridge until you've also downloaded a 14GB digital download file.1This file is "required", and contains gameplay data as well as the normal day-one patch fixes, developer Rockstar has revealed.So how about the digital version? It weighs in at 29GB, which is huge for a Nintendo Switch game. It's so big, in fact, you need to buy a separate microSD card to install it on.
Meanwhile, you can't play LA Noire's Nintendo Switch game cartridge until you've also downloaded a 14GB digital download file.1
This file is "required", and contains gameplay data as well as the normal day-one patch fixes, developer Rockstar has revealed.
So how about the digital version? It weighs in at 29GB, which is huge for a Nintendo Switch game. It's so big, in fact, you need to buy a separate microSD card to install it on.
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 November 2017 12:43 (six years ago) link
you should get a microSD card anyway if you plan to buy eShop games at all, the switch has very little internal storage. but yeah 3rd party publishers refusing to use a cart big enough to hold the game when they can just put half the game on and make you download the rest is going to be a thing to watch out for, there's already a few games that do it.
― ciderpress, Thursday, 2 November 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link
inclined 2 say that any piece of storage media approaches perfection the less of l.a. noire is on it
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 3 November 2017 05:50 (six years ago) link
DOOM is out on friday - loved it on ps4, can't resist having it handheld
― jamiesummerz, Monday, 6 November 2017 11:58 (six years ago) link
really loving this console. i went on a few plane rides last week and it was so nice to have. got to say at first i was skeptical of the controllers but i freakin' LOVE them now. until now i have only used an old Playstation controller. feels so good to be free of that huge brick and have these tiny, light controllers that you can just dangle off the wrists when you are chilling.
on the minus side between Mario + Zelda downloads i am almost out of space. i guess my next game will be a physical cart....
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 November 2017 22:35 (six years ago) link
if you want to go digital just get a 128gb microsd card and you can fit a bunch of games
― ciderpress, Monday, 6 November 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
consoles coming with not even 128gb of storage is pretty bogus when u think abt it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link
Just had a flashback to buying 1MB ps1 memory cards for $15I am in a wal-mart...
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link
“I am going to buy 1000 1MB memory cards for $15,000 so I never have to worry about storage again!”
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link
I am in a wal-mart...
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
>buy memory card
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
Bought.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
i'm guessing people put around 50-150+ hours into Zelda, depending on their completionist tendencies. what about mario? 20 to 30 hours?
these days i probably spend more time reading about video games then actually playing them. Nier Automata has been my main game for several weeks now, and i'm only 15 hours in (it rules btw). so if i play about 15 hours a month, i could maybe get by with nothing but mario and zelda for an entire year (180 hours). so if the switch + mario and zelda costs about $420 all together, i'm basically paying about $2.33 per hour of switch gameplay in that year. would i pay $2.33 right now to play zelda for an hour? yes i would. so what i'm saying is, economically, i basically HAVE to buy a switch and mario and zelda for myself this christmas.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
$420
#blazeit
― with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
You don't have it/them? Yeah get them. Don't overthink it.
― Evan, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
ill buy a memory card for sure but may not get another AAA game for a while (might check out some indie stuff like Stardew Valley tho). 128GB card is not very pricey and should hold a sizable games library.
Mario + Zelda is such a great pair of games to start a console with. Zelda is such a vast, deep, endless world to explore. Mario is no less explorable but in much more bite-sized chunks. these two games alone will keep me entertained for months maybe a year. eventually a new Metroid, Zelda, and/or Mario will come out, and this will be the only place to play them.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
Mario takes under 15 hours to “beat Bowser” but almost certainly takes four+ times as long to “do everything”. In Zelda there’s not even really an “everything” that you can do. You could get every Korok seed (a fool’s errand) but more fun would be whomping on bad guys and collecting to upgrade all your gear and get maximum loving from the Great Fairies
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
Stardew Valley is an incredible bargain. Video games are underpriced.
mario and zelda have entirely justified my switch purchase. Golf story and Stardew and other lil oddball demos are icing. Wanna try Rabbids!
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
are there free demos on the eshop?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
i bought one of these. first time i have ever owned a current nintendo system
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
Video games are underpriced.
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, November 7, 2017 12:46 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Video game prices have remained the same since at least the 90s, which means they're cheaper than ever!
― Evan, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link
I think we are very close to buying a switch. Wish us luck!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link