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^^ new ILM board description

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 October 2017 00:18 (six years ago) link

love it when people seriously headscratch on these threads

Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 October 2017 06:41 (six years ago) link

Next papal conclave, I gotta pope urban joke to drop that i'm quietly pleased with

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 October 2017 08:20 (six years ago) link

I was trying to weld the "spirit of the staircase" idiom with the feeling of stacking tungsten carbide bricks around a plutonium core

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 October 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

Golly this thread is even worse than everything about it would have led you to believe

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 30 October 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

You can't see more than one inch past your own nose and your advice is useless.

WilliamC, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

Goodparents, shitparents
Break down the door
Stand up and face your children
This is 1984

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

my takeaway is you are thisclose to being that character from Shock Corridor

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 November 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

No results found for "acanthamoeba keratitis" + "operation yewtree".

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Friday, 3 November 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

it's getting hard to tell liberals from James Woods, at least rhetorically

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 November 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

In the ILX justice system, the people are protected by two separate yet equally mechanisms: fp

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link

the next one of these threads i see on SNA and i am gonna FP the starter until my mouse button knackers

Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

need a Flag Pizza button

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link

rank all the songs on the White Album by what type of pizza you associate with them

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

rank all the cheeses on a white pizza by what beatle you associate them with

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

harrison's gotta be asiago right?

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

Ringo Starmesan

piezoelectric landlord (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

really, with "parmesan lennon" sitting right there

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

you should take this content to the actual pizza thread.

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

You should not pronounce things

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link

the multiplicity of "jon", "shawn", and "son" puns contained in parmesan by region

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link

we haven't had any "how do you say" pronunciation polls in years!!

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link

The first syllable in Beatles - does it rhyme with Sweet or Wait?

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link

Be at

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link

"Shite"

the intentional phallusy (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link

BLOOD SHITESAUGE IS DELICIOUS!!!

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link

The Beatletudes

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link

A clever title for a thoroughly terrible book

phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 November 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link

a lotta work just to see Coens, Lynch, Tarantella enshrined

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link

Don't forget Spielbarf

Ward Fowler, Friday, 10 November 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

why is ilx even running that poll, it seems completely pointless. like, more so than usual

imago, Friday, 10 November 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

it their world, boss, you're just living in it

brimstead, Friday, 10 November 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

This is gross and it makes me feel gross and you should maybe reconsider digging this hole any deeper.

Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

it's a shame that in twenty minutes or so we'll be forever denied his fascinating insights on oriental culture

imago, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link

your book sucks stop telling us about it

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

is this really how you want to be spending your final moments on here

imago, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link

Like did someone Phineas Gage a blasting rod through the judgment center of your brain this morning or

Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link

tvmic tbh

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link

yes lol ^

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link

fp'd "imago"

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link

idg what the big deal is bc it isn't treating the story w/ the sanctity it deserves? there's nothing wrong with the poll afaict

Mordy, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link

lol nothing matters

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link

^ after sniper got permabanned

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

fp'd "imago"

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:30 (forty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

first nor last, buddy

imago, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

im not your buddy pal

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

I don't really give a shit but it does seem pretty distasteful for exactly that reason, Mordy.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link

why is ilx even running that poll, it seems completely pointless. like, more so than usual

The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link

the logical conclusion to prior things being pointless but posting anyway

freedom/democracy is a lie man

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link

idg what the big deal is

might be different were it not coming from one of the board's creepiest posters

mookieproof, Friday, 10 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

Would it tho

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Friday, 10 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link


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