stet/keith question or whoever is in charge of code these days

I need a partially sharded instance in the american midwest now that it's a little laggy

Is it a little laggy? Damn. Boy howdy is it quick in BRITISHES

i want to port it to serverless

lol

only lagginess i'm noticing is when i visit the site for the first time and get the 'hi tracer' page.

can we get the www redirect set up at the DNS level? i am a busy man.

can we have an image host

http://cocaine.yoga

u mean drugs.yoga

maybe someday I'll do something with that other than parking a gif of stevie d, hard to say

ilx dank meme stash hehe

need somewhere to store my voluminous library of ned nudes

only lagginess i'm noticing is when i visit the site for the first time and get the 'hi tracer' page.

― Mordy, Monday, October 30, 2017 4:36 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol the page should actually say "hi tracer"

Ahem

lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA

stet i kiss you!!!!!!! hahahaa

can we get the www redirect set up at the DNS level? i am a busy man.

Hang on, is that possible? I have redirects like "ilm.ilxor.com" set up at DNS level, but they swallow all the sub-paths, so if I did it on www I'd lose all the other URLs, no?

is it behind a reverse proxy/load balancer? that's where I'd set up the forward, imo. not sure why there's a transition page

It was originally there (it’s been there for years) so that I could redirect without forcing a particular domain choice. But I guess I can do that in htaccess

you can set up bare to www or www to bare (with CNAME's iirc, but it's been a while).

i'm not sure i understand the setup here, but i don't see why having other top-level names (ilm etc.) would change things.

No no no don’t use CNAME for that

lads

This a small thing in the greater ilx scheme of things, but if it is simple to fix I would be very appreciative:

I had bookmarked the "have you ever masturbated in front of a woman thread," which I came to regret several posts later but failed to remove the bookmark before the thread was poofed. So the thread title still shows up in my bookmarks. The thread gave me the creeps and seeing the title every time I open ILX kinda sucks for me. I can certainly deal with it if the fix is a pain in the ass, but if it is a quick and simple thing, I'd love for you to remove this ghost of poorly formed threads past.

does checking the box next to it in bookmarks and hitting remove not kill it?

I’m trying to test but not sure if I have any killed threads in mine

I had that shameful issue too, but somehow I got rid of it.

In all my years in the post-bookmark era, I had never actually visited the bookmarks controller page! I thought bookmarks only existed at the top of SNA!

This is clearly my most stunning discovery of 2017. Thanking u mh!

also lol that Jeff of all totally good dudes also had the secret shame

you can save a copy of the page as a backup and then clear all bookmarks as a cleansing new year tradition

it's actually a bizarre review to look at all of those bookmarks that stacked up over--how many years since bookmarks became a thing?

sna loads when you press 's'. i just noticed this.

nice easter egg there!

CHANGELOG

whoa, i didn't see that thread. thanks!

Has ilx been having loading problems for anyone else yesterday and especially today?

Yes

The hosts are doing all sorts of Meltdown work right now, I’m sure that’s the cause

Acceptable!

I hosted some ppl Christmas day and had similar reaction tbh

Wait

You're presuming this isn't just what performance is gonna be like post-patching.....

too l8 i have already hacked the site

O that always ends well

I was running kodakcoin mining on the northern europe server, sorry guys

my first act will be to add a like button to every post and give myself 69 likes

The only real digital currency

also 69 ilxcoins

Peaked some years back

Here's a bug:

When you follow the link in this message to the other thread:

rolling twee/indiepop 2k18: sweaters never go out of style

...that thread will load from "ilxor.com" not "www.ilxor.com" which will mean user cookies won't load and login won't work.

Somehow, the redirect to 'www.ilxor.com' didn't happen.

Yeah, that's a known thing -- it just means the person who posted the link is on ilxor.com -- we don't try to redirect those (though probably should tbh)

hai

just use relative links, leave the hostname out of the url.