RIVERDALE, the brooding reimagining of the Archie comics brought to you by the CW

heartbreaking of course, especially bc i am betty

evil betty understands

sorry, "dark betty"

iirc it’s full dark no stars betty

booper

there it is

if I found s1 a bit tiring and tapped out 7 or 8 episodes in should I try again with s2

if you’re not feeling it after 7 or 8 episodes of s1, i would say s2 is only going to offer more of the same of whatever you’re not into

basically yep

i miss S1 Reggie <3

https://a.wattpad.com/cover/107784380-352-k551362.jpg

new Reggie is cute but he doesn’t have the same vibe

https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2017/05/13/13-riverdale.w710.h473.2x.jpg

This season is exhausting.

i’m into it

it’s so ott

where is the bold on this thread title? weak sauce

every time I see this show I want to change my facebook banner image to the
RIVERDALE
drop

you adolescents and your chromostomes!

https://www.traderjoes.com/TJ_CMS_Content/Images/fearless-flyer/uploads/article-2062/jingle-jangle.jpg

HA

that's awesome

always thought jingle jangle was such a weak name for a drug tho

JJ sounds way better but so far only veronica has used it (favourite char in the show btw)

lol we saw that too! we were in TJ’s yesterday & had a giggle

Almost caught up, my random thoughts:

• These kids never have any homework to do. You see them in class, but no one is ever teaching them anything. This high school is awesome.
• Archie is so dumb. He's incapable of focusing on more than one thing at once. I have to focus on football! I have to focus on music! I can't possibly do both! It's a good thing he doesn't have any homework. I have a math test and a history test! I can't possible study for both!
• Archie is the only one of the core cast that acts like a high school kid. The rest are essentially adults.
• I LOVE all the moms. Especially the more terrible they get.
• Luke Perry has aged well.
• "Betty's ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach!"
• Cheryl and Veronica's dance off.
• I really liked ep 2:3. Good character development for Kevin. A lot of times he’s just a bit of comic relief, but they did a good job in this ep of giving him some more depth. Also the very sweet conversations he had with his dad and moose.
• lol let's have a street race
• lol jingle jangle

• Cheryl
• Betty
• Veronica
• The moms (mom ranking: Alice, Hermaninie, Penelope, Sierra, Mary)
• Kevin
• The Pussycats
• Moose
• Jughead
• Fred
• Reggie
• Sheriff Keller
• FP
• Everyone else
• Archie
• Archie's music

And I totally didn't realize it was a new Reggie. I thought s1 Reggie just got a good makeover with a better haircut.

Forgot Tony Todd in my character ranking. Somewhere in the high middle.

Yeah Archie is hella dumb. God he’s pretty though

A dumb and gullible walking set of abs.

veronica is probably my favourite

but wait why single out archie as dumb

i'm in love with Cheryl tbh

she’s so great

How did Penelope recover from her 3rd degree burns so quickly? That should have taken months or longer to heal. That is my burning question.

i dont like cheryls fake lips

theyre too distracting

xpost yeah i was hoping for more bandages for longer

what do we think of jughead as the omniscient narrator?

kinda weird but i enjoy it

like how does he know all these things yet is so busy with the serpents, writing a book, spending time with betsy, and still manages to sleuth around and know everything

i like jug but he is runnerup in dumbness
his bookishness is just a good cloak for baaaaad decision making

like that peppermint patty lawyer stunt with the cutting off the tattoo DONT U COME BACK HERE NO MORE

it’s like college degree level dumbness but it’s still AS dumb as anything archie has pulled

i like him as narrator though
kind of a corny sam spade vibe or something

otm

its the whole weirdly veiled rockabilly/old-timey thing in the background? ha kinda cute tho

i greatly prefer reading this thread to watching the show

<3

appreciate yr spotify lists champ

Betty is an impossible cross between katee sackhoff and p arquette

― or at night (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, June 13, 2017 3:55 PM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol otm.

been watching this with my wife, we're about 7 eps in. i think we like it but kinda undecided so far.

the cutting off the tattoo scene seemed a bit much! like i know jugg is supposed to have bit of edge now he's a serpent but slicing off a layer of flesh off a woman's arm with a knife is kind of fucked

agree

GUYS

GUYS

this is the best news

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/kiernan-shipka-star-as-sabrina-netflix-riverdale-spinoff-1072044

i was hoping they’d do this but never in my wildest dreams did i expect such dope casting :D

That’s...wild

^_^

Gregg Araki is directing an upcoming episode.

I might need to start watching this.

you should! it’s nutso & ott & fun

Me: "These stills from the next episode of Riverdale look super-ultra-gay. What in the world is going on here?"
Riverdale: "Directed by Gregg Araki."
Me: "Oh holy shit." pic.twitter.com/K8pLorX0KG

— Andrew Wheeler (@Wheeler) January 6, 2018

Not sure why Archie is wrestling. He can barely handle playing football and his other interests. Don't start another sport Arch.

as i said on twitter, if Archie doesnt wrestle Reggie I will throw my tv out the window. i’m counting on u Gregg Araki

hi

thought they’d stop mentioning that tragically named character now that he’s gone, but his spirit lives on

last ep was good, but not as good as the one before.