The Nintendo Switch

charge me more! give me more content!

otm

i'd kill for switch ports of both mario galaxy games

― with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, November 8, 2017 10:45 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They really ought to release those Wii-U "HD" versions for Switch, too. I want to play Wind Waker...

too bad they got rid of miiverse, the coolest addition in HD wind waker was you could put miiverse messages in bottles and they'd wash up somewhere in someone else's game

oh god i think i might need a stardew valley intervention

new stardew patch idea:

a terrible disaster strikes your farm and the village. 90% of the game economy is destroyed for 3 days - shops are either closed, destroyed, or only stock an item or two, items on the ground are hard to find, and you desperately need heavy equipment to repair your farm. additionally, you are now very sick or injured and need a doctor with very specialized expertise. there is only one person in the village with access to heavy equipment, and she died in the disaster. her two children are separately vying to become the owner of the lucrative family business, and won't rent out the equipment until a pending lawsuit is resolved. but the judge also died, etc

would play

oh, i meant to mention - the game's economy only very slowly ramps back up to 100%. it takes several game years. and during that time there is a greater than 50% chance that another terrible disaster will strike. the disasters are occurring more frequently, and it's all because of the crops that you're choosing to grow. the only way to fix everything is to quit the game and uninstall it. the patch adds a man who wakes you up every morning by telling you to quit the game and uninstall it and save the village.

I think the PC version can be modded, KM

Pretty certain that's Alundra.

not sure "uninstall the village" is a great message for this allegory

it's an intervention patch for bizarro. in the future, every patch is optimized for individual consumers

Didn't know JojaMart had any locations in Central America

would def play karl’s stardew valley: apocalypse dlc

weirdest announcement for me is the port of skyrim - like there's a sizeable community of hardcore rpg fans who have nonetheless been holding out for nearly six years just for the opportunity to play it on a nintendo machine

― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 January 2017 13:23 (ten months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

downloading skyrim to my switch now fyi

I think Skyrim just costs far too much money on Switch. That said, I’ll almost certainly crumble and buy it, despite already having it on PC. What is this voodoo you do, Nintendo?

this is my first opportunity to own Skyrim, but I dunno.

skyrim is a decent game but i wouldnt pay full price for it in 2017

i have still never played that game, i shamefully admit

i bought it yesterday, for $39, on PS4. i don't know why, but it's still as addictive as all get out

has it been available on a handheld before?

i think there are probably millions of people who no longer have time to sit in front of a television or monitor and play something like skyrim, though they might have half an hour to play a quirky party game with family members in front of a tv, and who have significant dead commuting time in which to get into something like this given they can press one button to shut it down and again to wake it up when they get on or off the train -- i'd say probably about at least 1.5 million of them in japan probably

personally i'm holding out for a dragon quest

yes, when the increasingly-less-evitable DQ installment comes out for Switch I will be a very happy 40-something

I'm stalling on Skyrim because I've hardly dipped a toe into Zelda yet (shame face)

How’s the farm Tombot

after overcoming the immediate, palpable sensation of sweaty, red-faced guilt over your question, I went and crushed the first couple of weeks of Summer; my session last night ended on a sour note, as my sluggish, exhausted avatar made his way to the saloon just before closing time and bought a beer with the intent of getting just enough energy to stumble home. I then failed to notice the old drunk lady was STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME when I hit the "drink beer" button, meaning it became the "give gift" button, so she drank the beer instead of me, and the saloon closed up shop before I could buy another one, and ended up fainting on the road to my house.

lol

itt tombot writes a springsteen song

i think there are probably millions of people who no longer have time to sit in front of a television or monitor and play something like skyrim, though they might have half an hour to play a quirky party game with family members in front of a tv, and who have significant dead commuting time in which to get into something like this given they can press one button to shut it down and again to wake it up when they get on or off the train -- i'd say probably about at least 1.5 million of them in japan probably

Think I finally clocked something like 200+ hours on Skyrim. Being able to play it on a handheld would have been perfect as you could do a quick half hour of grinding whilst you're half-watching Walking Dead or something

Was also semi-ready to splash out an a Switch today if there was a good Black Friday deal but doesn't seem to be any decent ones as I guess the console is still too new

yeah, it's doing too well frankly

yep: http://uk.businessinsider.com/nintendo-switch-popular-on-black-friday-2017-11?r=US&IR=T

love those sunday morning switch vibes nowadays
https://i.imgur.com/4bxbyKj.jpg

i like that yr cat matches the colours of yr game

Xenoblade 2 out on Friday

Preordered!

We're getting a Switch for the holidays. Ordered a few games from Costco, who seems to have the best prices. Mario Kart, Odyssey, and Zelda. That should tide us over awhile. Otherwise we can rent from the library.

I'm weirdly hyped for XC2 despite not having played the previous ones or any console jrpgs in general for years

xp I have the same 3 games and can't really see needing anything else for another year or so. though I can't play as much as I'd like to. best part of switch is actually looking forward to plane travel now.

will probably get Stardew Valley bc I've danced around it for awhile and it has my favorite feature, a dedicated ilx thread

really looking forward to XC2 but people are saying to screenshot the tutorials because there is no other way to revisit them and the battle system is ludicrously complicated *gulp*

tbf XB1 battle system was hard to grasp initially and I still don’t understand how use Melia

*December 7th, 2017*
The Sexy Brutale.
Nintendo Switch.
(Sorry to keep you waiting!) pic.twitter.com/zDwlY56zXr

— TheSexyBrutale (@SexyBrutale) December 1, 2017

v good game, will be perfect for the switch. highly recommended.

i haven't played it yet but from reading about it it looks a lot like a graphical version of Varicella - does that sound right at all?

had to google that to make sure it wasn't some weird chicken pox zing so i guess i am the wrong person to ask!

I guess this means I will have to play Zelda first before I get XBC2

https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2017/11/30/16719154/xenoblade-chronicles-2-nintendo-switch

i shelved zelda for mario, doing the same for steamworld dig now, think i'll continue pushing it back for xenoblade and will finally get into it in a real way this summer

I'm playing XC2 rather than finishing Zelda so I guess I get excommunicated

Zelda is great but also not the type of game that begs completion. it's just a place to spend your time in.

I felt the same way about Skyrim too iirc

Zelda is nice but im going to really take your time w this one and play it over a year just picking it up every now and then and exploring the huge world. ive defeated one Divine Beast and am at the second.

i just started a new game of Mario cos its cool to see the unique cutscenes also now that i've beaten the game i can use all the cool moves i have learned. there is a triple jump i just figured out. you do a long jump, throw your hat, do another long jump in midair onto the hat, then bounce off the hat and make a third jump. its kind of difficult for me to get the button pressings right but it's a pretty cool trick you can use everywhere. this move works especially well over large height/width gaps like jumping buildings.