Twitter C/D

@bizarrogazzara
OTM.

the single good thing about twitter was it forced people to edit themselves, look at this monstrosity that prob wldve been good in the 140 era

*wife shakes me awake in the middle of the night*
me: w-what happened
wife: you were talking in your sleep. kept muttering goth this and goth that
me: like what, specifically
wife: like death is goth life and blackberries are goth raspberries
me:[taking notes] oh these are good

— wylde de beest (@flashember) November 9, 2017

There’s actually something folkloric in the Twitter founders’ utter inability to understand the true nature of their creation

— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) November 7, 2017

it doesn't even work visually, the eye can process the 140s almost instantly, now you have all these self-important bores who wish they were journalists and their huge blocks of text.

the good news is after years of trying they mightve actually found the thing that kills the website

still pretty bummed out at all the Nazis getting blue checkmarks

one thing im surprised twitter hasnt done which wld also be awful is building a verification system for all real name accounts and then having tool that allow u to say only receive notifications from verifieds, the situation where verifieds are celebrities seems bad for them and if everyone cld get verified it wld control some of the nastiness that ppl dont like abt the site and it wldnt be making celebrities of nazis, also banning nazis wld be good imho

kinda sounds like keybase's web of trustish thingy

i still can't get over how horrible "weird twitter" got once it went mainstream

If by horrible you mean painfully unfunny, then yes. And that includes ilx0rs fave @dril.

FYI

How to hide long tweets in Tweetbot pic.twitter.com/Q6PYp2b9MP

— Evan (@silby) November 9, 2017

thankig u

They’ve stopped verifying any new accounts until they do what lagoon says

you should lose your blue check mark if you change your display name imo. Seeing sometime with a random joke pun name and Verified is pretty ??? like what is the purpose of the system

heh thats a good own to the system

the only good thing about verified is that it made julian assange so mad that he's not verified that he added a little blue diamond to his name to make people think he's verified

a boo check mark for scarified accounts

i tried adding all sorts of check mark gliphs to my name and they thought of that lol hence asanges sad blue diamond

having posts in your timeline from people you don't follow and having no way to turn it off is by far the worst thing they've done, 280 is no big deal in comparison imo

Other than from people rt'ing ppl you don't follow? I've never experienced that tbh.

yeah not RTs, it just shows me algorithmically selected tweets that people I follow have liked, not even RTed. if there's a way to turn it off it's well hidden since I can't find it

That sounds awful. I've never seen that (using tweetbot mostly tho)

do you mean the tweets that your followers have liked? because I hate that.

xp yeah

If by horrible you mean painfully unfunny, then yes. And that includes ilx0rs fave @dril.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, November 9, 2017 11:22 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Show yourself you coward!

guys if they add another 140 it’ll be...420

Congrats on your 1000❤️ tweet!

If by horrible you mean painfully unfunny, then yes. And that includes ilx0rs fave @dril.

what no @dril is still god

dril is everyones fav :]

He's... still not bad, ok he's pretty good. His godlike status here idcf, but ok. What else is there amirite

buddy they wont even let me fuck the tweet

It does seem like there's "Twitter funny" which is different than regular funny, it's like you only laugh in this very deep interior part of your brain instead of out loud, but maybe still very hard.

I only follow two famous people: Limmy and Neil Cicierega. Works for me

Don't think Neil C is a great follow tbh

he brings good content imo and isn't problematic?

he's alright, he just spreads himself out through like 7 different platforms so don't expect a whole lot

follow ideas gladly received btw

https://twitter.com/brendohare

find https://twitter.com/oldfriend99 pretty amusing

Some of the jokes about Chuck norris are just stupid

— Letterman (@oldfriend99) November 4, 2017

he brings good content imo and isn't problematic?

you guys realize we all invented Long Twitter back in 2001

People are starting to thread these massive posts and fuck me it’s the most awful thing ever.

I thought everyone was being overblown abt it but 240 is a big mistake.

Hoping it will be more bearable when the novelty of it wears off? Probably not.

i know i already said this but literally the single thing that was good about twitter was the forced compression of the writing

http://explosivemlm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/new-coke-11.jpg

pour one out, heaven needed a feature-light tumblr used by millions of misogynist bots

the only good twitter accounts are neonwario and everyone adjacent to him

young_laureate is probably my favourite twitter account tbrr

140: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

280:
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— Alvadrug ಠ_ಠ (@alvaroga91) November 9, 2017

i <3 140/280 joek tweets

the only good twitter accounts are neonwario and everyone adjacent to him

my twitter is extremely good

neonwario is like a dare for how many irony levels deep can u go, def one of the lowkey lynchpins to twitter society