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would def play karl’s stardew valley: apocalypse dlc

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 08:42 (six years ago) link

weirdest announcement for me is the port of skyrim - like there's a sizeable community of hardcore rpg fans who have nonetheless been holding out for nearly six years just for the opportunity to play it on a nintendo machine

― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 January 2017 13:23 (ten months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

downloading skyrim to my switch now fyi

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 November 2017 11:13 (six years ago) link

I think Skyrim just costs far too much money on Switch. That said, I’ll almost certainly crumble and buy it, despite already having it on PC. What is this voodoo you do, Nintendo?

CraigG, Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

this is my first opportunity to own Skyrim, but I dunno.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link

skyrim is a decent game but i wouldnt pay full price for it in 2017

ciderpress, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link

i have still never played that game, i shamefully admit

Nhex, Saturday, 18 November 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link

i bought it yesterday, for $39, on PS4. i don't know why, but it's still as addictive as all get out

Karl Malone, Saturday, 18 November 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

has it been available on a handheld before?

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 19 November 2017 04:04 (six years ago) link

i think there are probably millions of people who no longer have time to sit in front of a television or monitor and play something like skyrim, though they might have half an hour to play a quirky party game with family members in front of a tv, and who have significant dead commuting time in which to get into something like this given they can press one button to shut it down and again to wake it up when they get on or off the train -- i'd say probably about at least 1.5 million of them in japan probably

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 19 November 2017 04:07 (six years ago) link

personally i'm holding out for a dragon quest

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 19 November 2017 04:08 (six years ago) link

yes, when the increasingly-less-evitable DQ installment comes out for Switch I will be a very happy 40-something

I'm stalling on Skyrim because I've hardly dipped a toe into Zelda yet (shame face)

El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 November 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link

How’s the farm Tombot

.oO (silby), Sunday, 19 November 2017 05:08 (six years ago) link

after overcoming the immediate, palpable sensation of sweaty, red-faced guilt over your question, I went and crushed the first couple of weeks of Summer; my session last night ended on a sour note, as my sluggish, exhausted avatar made his way to the saloon just before closing time and bought a beer with the intent of getting just enough energy to stumble home. I then failed to notice the old drunk lady was STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME when I hit the "drink beer" button, meaning it became the "give gift" button, so she drank the beer instead of me, and the saloon closed up shop before I could buy another one, and ended up fainting on the road to my house.

El Tomboto, Monday, 20 November 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 20 November 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

itt tombot writes a springsteen song

i think there are probably millions of people who no longer have time to sit in front of a television or monitor and play something like skyrim, though they might have half an hour to play a quirky party game with family members in front of a tv, and who have significant dead commuting time in which to get into something like this given they can press one button to shut it down and again to wake it up when they get on or off the train -- i'd say probably about at least 1.5 million of them in japan probably

Think I finally clocked something like 200+ hours on Skyrim. Being able to play it on a handheld would have been perfect as you could do a quick half hour of grinding whilst you're half-watching Walking Dead or something

groovypanda, Friday, 24 November 2017 08:53 (six years ago) link

Was also semi-ready to splash out an a Switch today if there was a good Black Friday deal but doesn't seem to be any decent ones as I guess the console is still too new

groovypanda, Friday, 24 November 2017 08:54 (six years ago) link

yeah, it's doing too well frankly

Nhex, Friday, 24 November 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

love those sunday morning switch vibes nowadays
https://i.imgur.com/4bxbyKj.jpg

jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

i like that yr cat matches the colours of yr game

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link

Xenoblade 2 out on Friday

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 00:40 (six years ago) link

Preordered!

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 04:13 (six years ago) link

We're getting a Switch for the holidays. Ordered a few games from Costco, who seems to have the best prices. Mario Kart, Odyssey, and Zelda. That should tide us over awhile. Otherwise we can rent from the library.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link

I'm weirdly hyped for XC2 despite not having played the previous ones or any console jrpgs in general for years

ciderpress, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

xp I have the same 3 games and can't really see needing anything else for another year or so. though I can't play as much as I'd like to. best part of switch is actually looking forward to plane travel now.

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link

will probably get Stardew Valley bc I've danced around it for awhile and it has my favorite feature, a dedicated ilx thread

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

really looking forward to XC2 but people are saying to screenshot the tutorials because there is no other way to revisit them and the battle system is ludicrously complicated *gulp*

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 30 November 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

tbf XB1 battle system was hard to grasp initially and I still don’t understand how use Melia

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 30 November 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link

*December 7th, 2017*
The Sexy Brutale.
Nintendo Switch.
(Sorry to keep you waiting!) pic.twitter.com/zDwlY56zXr

— TheSexyBrutale (@SexyBrutale) December 1, 2017

v good game, will be perfect for the switch. highly recommended.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

i haven't played it yet but from reading about it it looks a lot like a graphical version of Varicella - does that sound right at all?

Mordy, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link

had to google that to make sure it wasn't some weird chicken pox zing so i guess i am the wrong person to ask!

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

I guess this means I will have to play Zelda first before I get XBC2

https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2017/11/30/16719154/xenoblade-chronicles-2-nintendo-switch

El Tomboto, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

i shelved zelda for mario, doing the same for steamworld dig now, think i'll continue pushing it back for xenoblade and will finally get into it in a real way this summer

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 December 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link

I'm playing XC2 rather than finishing Zelda so I guess I get excommunicated

ciderpress, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link

Zelda is great but also not the type of game that begs completion. it's just a place to spend your time in.

I felt the same way about Skyrim too iirc

ciderpress, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link

Zelda is nice but im going to really take your time w this one and play it over a year just picking it up every now and then and exploring the huge world. ive defeated one Divine Beast and am at the second.

i just started a new game of Mario cos its cool to see the unique cutscenes also now that i've beaten the game i can use all the cool moves i have learned. there is a triple jump i just figured out. you do a long jump, throw your hat, do another long jump in midair onto the hat, then bounce off the hat and make a third jump. its kind of difficult for me to get the button pressings right but it's a pretty cool trick you can use everywhere. this move works especially well over large height/width gaps like jumping buildings.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link

I also didnt learn that until after "beating the game"

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 December 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

The speed runners string those jumps together endlessly to skip huge portions.

Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link

Ciderpress I am on that exact scene right now

.oO (silby), Saturday, 2 December 2017 03:19 (six years ago) link

giving the catgirl character an adult Welsh lady voice somehow turned out extremely good

ciderpress, Saturday, 2 December 2017 05:44 (six years ago) link

you know what happens when the meaty carrot gets together with the hot oranges

the kotaku review of XC2 is so whiny it makes it seem like a must buy

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 01:38 (six years ago) link

I’m digging it

.oO (silby), Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link

digging the meaty carrots?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 02:08 (six years ago) link

XC2 is a wonderful mess of a game so far, i love it. it's so weird to see nintendo's name front and center on this though since it definitely doesn't have the nintendo polish or the nintendo aesthetics.

13 hours in i think i'm about to hit the big 'shit gets real now' cutscene but i'm stuck on the boss battle before it in true JRPG fashion

ciderpress, Sunday, 3 December 2017 06:03 (six years ago) link

im in chapter 4 now and the game is starting to get horny

ciderpress, Monday, 4 December 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

Y’all playing with English or Japanese voice acting? I watched Tim Rogers’ kotaku video (which was generally more positive than their text review) and the repetitive battle cries alone would drive me absolutely nuts. But hearing that in another language would make it a little easier to take.

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link

Obsessed by XC2 to no great surprise as I'm one of the few that liked both XC and XCX. Took ages for the battle system to become interesting tho. Playing with JP subtitles, mainly due to lipflaps and easier to listen to as noted above. Only got one rare blade out of 20+ cores so far, if I had to pay for this gatcha bullshit I'd be fuming!

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 4 December 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

I’m playing in English because my sword girlfriend has this great Millennial American vocal fry voice that I find very comforting.

.oO (silby), Monday, 4 December 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link


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