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He's a peot and he dinnae kneow it.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:14 (twenty years ago) link

I am convinced she doesn't have a boyfriend. We were discussing the likelihood of her being a lezzer last night.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:17 (twenty years ago) link

'A lezzer'? - good grief.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:19 (twenty years ago) link

You can take the girl out of Woking...

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

there are other girls.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:40 (twenty years ago) link

cathy's going to get her to marry you.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:45 (twenty years ago) link

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:07 (twenty years ago) link

how will she manage that? does cathy know her?

I think we should play football this weekend.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:15 (twenty years ago) link

I have decided to try Glasgow more in June. I may bring a Real Person with me.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:15 (twenty years ago) link

from the...outside?

cathy kinda knows her, I think.

I won't play football, this weekend.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

Will Jerry's real person be prepared to marry Cozen?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:18 (twenty years ago) link

Yesterday, Cathy claimed to kinda know the Orange advert girl. I am suspicious of her powers.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

she kinda knows prince, too.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

Make him play Glastonbury in place of Muse, Cathy!

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago) link

June?

I will not ask why June specifically.

I may yet have to try to pre-empt you.

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

june is pipas and language of flowers and a maybe secret that nipper knows about.

june is a lot more, besides.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

I do know her, a bit. Well enough to say 'hello' and maybe 'my mate fancies you'.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:48 (twenty years ago) link

Is she a lezzer though? How did I miss all these conversations last night. Should we give up on Glasgow FAPs for all time?

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'm two degrees of separation from Prince, and only one from Muse. I'll see what I can do.

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― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:52 (twenty years ago) link

Can you also fix it for me that the Orange advert girl works in the Orange recharging tent this year?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh! The Language of Flowers aussi? I wonder if I could make it a supa-dupa-long-weekend and be in Glasgow for Bloomsday, too?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

Only if you pwomise to speak with a lithp all weekend.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

What, more so than usual? I am going out to buy a kilt now, I think.

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

if you make her marry me, cathy...

I learned today I am one degree of separation from robbie lumsden (on two sides) (neither ilxers).

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

I am one degree of separation from R*dd* L*msd*n.

Or, none?

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

I would rather be in pf's shoes.

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Cathy - UR 2 degrees of seperation from Prince?

HOT THANG! that's the most exciting piece of information i've heard 2day.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

I can't work out which is the better neme: Robbie Lumsden or David Howie. Perhaps it depends what 'Howie' rhymes with.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

'Name', not 'neme'. Is there no 'neme'?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

I'm changing my name.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

'howie' rhymes w/ 'trouble'.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

philanders.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

And: he already did.

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

"It's Hull."

"Excuse me?"

"Rod Hull."

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

Robbie Lumsden is an anagram of In bed: loser bum. (that's right my name is infact Robbie:Lumsden, like a channel 4 yoof TV show)

my friends (bastards!) call me Jobbie Cumstain. Nice.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

I got a new scarf today.

I have lots of work to do.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

I play football with your friend steve, robbie.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

unless I'm wrong.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

A comma in one's name is even more preposterous than a colon.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

Would that be Steve Keld (it's spelt I-W-A-S-C-O-N-C-I-E-V-E-D-I-N-K-E-L-D) Cole?

on a monday nigh with the navs? do I know U? I come along 4 a drink at the rock from time 2 time...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:39 (twenty years ago) link

rather it's spelt I-W-A-S-C-O-N-C-E-I-V-E-D-I-N-K-E-L-D

except after C damn...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

Robbie, you must stop writing in that -- modern way.

It makes it hard for me to read, the thread, for instance.

N., did you not really have a heart attack?

I was worried for a while. A minute.

Should I not be?

― the blissfox, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

I think you really love N..

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't have a heart attack but my chest still hurts. I am on antibiotics.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

'think'

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, that's a larf and a harf!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'm an unhappy half-time camper here.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not much of a thinker.

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

He does not love me.

I have noticed.

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Hey Cozen - who (other than Steve) is the connection between U and I?

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

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