POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

hahahahaha i am just now listening to orinoco dick

xp would love to hear their version of Lifter Puller's "4 Dix"

What song is "Dick Dreams" covering?

My top 3:

Baker Dick
Harden My Dick
What's Up, My Dick?

Honorable mention:

The ghost of Ian Curtis: "What's going on??? Stop it!"

would you know my dick
if you saw it in heaven

Me @ Sam Goody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuNXstYr-A

Do They Know It's My Dick kept me sane through Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VzIzXgXak

oh you’ve seen my dick? name five of his albums

— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) May 23, 2022

My dick gets up in the morning
My dick is moving round the place

i legit think about this album every day

"From Peru to Cebu
Hear the power of my dick"

My Dick makes me cry, every time.

"Harden My Dick" is great because they went in for it due to how obvious and great the new title was but the vocalist had to struggle with crazy high notes as a result and just pisstaked it

my dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime
my dick can't buy a Job

i forgot how hilarious this was ... also the absurdity of "my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/"

I am inspired to do / put together a response album called "Your Dick" ... as I do not have a dick, but I have experience with dicks

i had recorded an Iron Maiden-y inspired take on "Our God is an Awesome God" rebranded "My Cock is an Awesome Cock" many years ago. should have recorded another 9 dick worship songs

^^ yep

Spotted this on a metal blog today:

DragonCum
Good To The Last Drop
Country: United States
Genre: Power Metal

Tracklist:
01. Say Our Band Name (03:22)
02. Good To The Last Drop (04:49)
03. Slut Of Darkness (03:39)
04. Feed My Meat (03:47)
05. Castration Of The Dragon Nation (04:16)
06. Pull Down My Pants And You'll Get A Big Surprise (05:19)
07. Friends With Benefits (03:51)
08. Respect My Boundaries (06:01)
09. Savage Thrust (04:11)
10. The Final Cumming (09:14)

Steel Panther decided to go epic

huge lol at “Respect My Boundaries”

Lmao at Say Our Band Name

Spunk rock!

It's a massive production

This record will be ten years old in December. It remains a timeless masterpiece.

And it's still pay-what-you-want in Bandcamp.

my dick, my dick in my pocket, that's my dick now

my dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime
my dick can't buy a Job

otm

on the other hand:

my dick passed a law in '64
to give my dick just a little more

I am re-reading this thread and laughing so hard I am crying, good times

we will all remember where we were when we heard My Dick

Baker Dick

Hello My Dick my old friend

I still think of “we can sail we can sail on my dick it’s pretty good” almost every day

Tags on Bandcamp: soundtrack dada deconstructivism popart Macedonia

prior to this post the word "dick" appeared in this thread 392 times

Re-listening to this, I was really appreciating the dedication to the concept - in each song, he really goes out of his way to insert "my dick" into as many lyrics as possible. E.g. he could just sing "Would my dick be the same, if you saw it in heaven," but instead he sings "Would my dick be the same, if you saw my dick in heaven." That's craft.

I check my dick in the mirror
want to change my dick my dick my dick

I had “Anne Frank’s Arms” going through my head all day.

bc of posting a link at nobody says hardon anymore I just realized that My Dick turned 10 years old last month

Baker Dick

I am laughing all over again

Only 14 more years until My Dick is eligible for the rock Hall of Fame. Not to early to start campaigning.

c'mon baby my dicks on me

the way he leans into the word "barley" in Fields of Dick just kills me

the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.

yeah it's the lyrical variations (so to speak) that really make this perfect

e.g.

dick my dick
dick my dick
dick my dick

my dick my
my dick my
my dick my

Harden my dick funny not just because of how perfectly the substitution works, but for vocalist goofily straining wildly to get the high notes instead of cheating. Respect

Let's all meet up in my dick 2000
Won't it be strange when my dick's fully grown?
Be there at the dick by the fountain down the road
I never knew that you'd get my dick
I would be living down here on my own
On that damp and lonely my dick years ago

You were working as a my dick in a my dick bar
When I met you
I picked my dick, I shook my dick
And turned you around
Turned you into my dick new
Now five years later on you've got my dick at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's my dick who put you where you are now
And I can put my dick back down too.

Don't. Don't you want my dick?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't my dick
Don't. Don't you want my dick?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't my dick

It's much too late to find
When you think you've changed your mind
You'd better change my dick or we will both be sorry

Don't you want me, my dick?
Don't you want me? Oh!
Don't you want me, my dick?
Don't you want me? Oh!