'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

markus was better than ryan imo.

Markus a very solid plays-full-back-probably-prefers-centre-half def

In my mind he was doing the whole marauding attacking fullback thing really early for the Premiership. I always thought he got a horrifically bad injury but didn't know about his illness, he just seemed to disappear altogether.

My paid (!) sportsing channel always broadcasts all EPL games but tonight decided to only broadcast... Everton-WHU tonight. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They're not even really broadcasting the match; I've seen more 'Big Sam in the stands'-shots than actual fitba.

a preview of Everton games to come

Psyched LBI and the rest of the Nethlands is being treated to the renaissance of TWP.

Netherlands, even.

Impressive to see Moyes having such an immediate effect on West Ham

Damn you. xxp

I've got a Russian stream from the Emirates. We conceded early to a pretty tidy goal, but otherwise Arsenal aren't looking that impressive at all, and we should have had a pen - but as Burnley learned on saturday - these fuckers still get the bigclub special reffing.

We have started with Quaner who is so clumsy and inept 90% of the time that he sometimes lulls defences into a false sense of security.

Peak Moyes to be brought in as the saviour lord jesus christ only to lose 4/5-0 to a team in possibly even more disarray.

Dutch tv otm.

Is Van la Parra still injured?

VLP is suspended, he sent at the death against City.

Just our luck that Everton start getting their act together just before we play them.

We are missing him as well.

sent off at the death

Ahh yes, ta.

No despair, wouldn't say Everton are getting their act together just yet. I mean they are playing a Moyes side tbf.

How has Solanke been doing?

I can hear Moyes yelling at his players for all of the first half now. But I don't think the players can hear him.

can't believe that this is how rooney pays moyes back for all the faith he put in him

It's not very nice.

lol! Giroud goes around a stranded Lossl and misses an empty net.

West Ham actually bossing this second half. Comedy capers at the back for Everton.

Arnautovic though... They actually paid 28 million for that dude. Incredible waste of money.

ffs just completely undone in 2 minutes. All started by fucking Hadergjonaj cheaply giving the ball away.

It gets even worse!

Oh dear..

West Ham come to life at last

Phil McNulty

BBC Sport chief football writer at Goodison Park

West Ham's start to the second half carries all the hallmarks of a team given the most almighty rollocking at half-time.

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Pickford saves a pen

(sorry but this is the entertainment I have tonight, after a hard days work, and I'm adamant to make the most of it. Distopia for the masses)

O_o

Christ SV you weren't kidding about TWP's resurrection :D

Screamer from 50 yards

RO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oney!

how many goals it that for the roo-man this season?

Moyes doing what he does best: shaking his head in disbelief and faux frustration. So glad he's back.

How could he do this to Moysey? ;_;

unbelievable by Rooney pic.twitter.com/X8vlXthX2P

— Matthew Sheppard (@MattySheppard) November 29, 2017

lol joe hart

SOTON LEVEL

ref almost deflected it wide, ogbonna tries to palm it over, but nothing's going to stop that hopeful goalward punt from wazazza

West Ham’s next three fixtures are against Chelsea, Man City and Arsenal.

looooooooooooooooool

lmao

actual tears for moyes

Stick a fork in Moysey he's dun

spurs down to seventh

There was this documentary about Zidane some years ago, soundtrack by Mogwai. Camera's followed Zidane for the entire 90 minutes of a match. Do that with Moyes and I swear it's gonna rain Oscars, for the tale of humanity, defeat, emotion that it tells.

Sacked by the middle of next month.

― The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Friday, 24 November 2017 20:26 (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tad ambitious maybe but i wouldn't be surprised if he gets the chop when they're at or near the bottom in mid-Feb

― Windsor Davies, Friday, 24 November 2017 20:31 (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Egg on face for Mr. Davies.

sitting next to a hammer (& also my best my mate) right now and he's basically crying into his beer. any quick suggestions for shit i could say to cheer him up? cause i got nothin

xp lololololol

sack him after 6 months looks like he fucked up, sack him after 6 days looks like we fucked up, or whatever the fuck the line was

There's only two options left for Moysey now - career options that is, anything else is too distressing to contemplate - Scotland or Rangers.