'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Ahh yes, ta.

No despair, wouldn't say Everton are getting their act together just yet. I mean they are playing a Moyes side tbf.

How has Solanke been doing?

I can hear Moyes yelling at his players for all of the first half now. But I don't think the players can hear him.

can't believe that this is how rooney pays moyes back for all the faith he put in him

It's not very nice.

lol! Giroud goes around a stranded Lossl and misses an empty net.

West Ham actually bossing this second half. Comedy capers at the back for Everton.

Arnautovic though... They actually paid 28 million for that dude. Incredible waste of money.

ffs just completely undone in 2 minutes. All started by fucking Hadergjonaj cheaply giving the ball away.

It gets even worse!

Oh dear..

West Ham come to life at last

Phil McNulty

BBC Sport chief football writer at Goodison Park

West Ham's start to the second half carries all the hallmarks of a team given the most almighty rollocking at half-time.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/64/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2015/7/20/83c7aa38-9cc4-4f4f-b2f9-73268264dd17.jpg https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/64/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2015/7/20/83c7aa38-9cc4-4f4f-b2f9-73268264dd17.jpg https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/64/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2015/7/20/83c7aa38-9cc4-4f4f-b2f9-73268264dd17.jpg

Pickford saves a pen

(sorry but this is the entertainment I have tonight, after a hard days work, and I'm adamant to make the most of it. Distopia for the masses)

O_o

Christ SV you weren't kidding about TWP's resurrection :D

Screamer from 50 yards

RO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oO_oney!

how many goals it that for the roo-man this season?

Moyes doing what he does best: shaking his head in disbelief and faux frustration. So glad he's back.

How could he do this to Moysey? ;_;

unbelievable by Rooney pic.twitter.com/X8vlXthX2P

— Matthew Sheppard (@MattySheppard) November 29, 2017

lol joe hart

SOTON LEVEL

ref almost deflected it wide, ogbonna tries to palm it over, but nothing's going to stop that hopeful goalward punt from wazazza

West Ham’s next three fixtures are against Chelsea, Man City and Arsenal.

looooooooooooooooool

lmao

actual tears for moyes

Stick a fork in Moysey he's dun

spurs down to seventh

There was this documentary about Zidane some years ago, soundtrack by Mogwai. Camera's followed Zidane for the entire 90 minutes of a match. Do that with Moyes and I swear it's gonna rain Oscars, for the tale of humanity, defeat, emotion that it tells.

Sacked by the middle of next month.

― The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Friday, 24 November 2017 20:26 (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tad ambitious maybe but i wouldn't be surprised if he gets the chop when they're at or near the bottom in mid-Feb

― Windsor Davies, Friday, 24 November 2017 20:31 (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Egg on face for Mr. Davies.

sitting next to a hammer (& also my best my mate) right now and he's basically crying into his beer. any quick suggestions for shit i could say to cheer him up? cause i got nothin

xp lololololol

sack him after 6 months looks like he fucked up, sack him after 6 days looks like we fucked up, or whatever the fuck the line was

There's only two options left for Moysey now - career options that is, anything else is too distressing to contemplate - Scotland or Rangers.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/624/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2017/11/29/edcba943-d780-4089-986a-d8ac6e6bbe45.jpg

Saints bow to the inevitable.

5 minutes of injury time in the southampton game arggghhh

xp oh fuck no!

ffs city, stop being boring

Damnit

don't mind when they're winning 5-0 and reinventing modern football or w/e but these single goal margin wins are no fun

Otm.

talking of 5-0, commiserations to calzino, that's brutal

Yeah, that's harsh

Howe is the next to go isn't he? B'mouth are aimless.

When wagner starts a game with Quaner and Cranie in the xi at the emirates you expect an absolute twatting. But we were good value for the first 60, apart from being as impotent as usual in the final third. But tbf Quaner had a shot on target. I saw enough in that first hour to know we will do better against the weaker sides. I don't fancy our chances against the ugly TWerP on saturday tho!

What’s this about? pic.twitter.com/yUlasp2Hnm

— Kieran Beckles (@kieranbeckles) November 29, 2017

sorry it never gets old

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3526702.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/David-Moyes-shocked.jpg

xp, it's this apparently

"I was telling Nathan Redmond how good he is at the end. Southampton have some super talented players, Redmond is so good one against one. But they didn't' want to play, they were time wasting from the ninth minute. I just wanted them to play." - Guardiola to BBC post-match. Stop

— Jonas Giæver (@CheGiaevara) November 29, 2017

xp rabid in the headlights

Encouraging, but I'm going to regard last night in the same kind of tediously deep historical context that my middle-age demands... i.e., it's basically the same as the night we thrashed Leeds in late '79 (Latchford (3)) and went back to garbage the weekend after. I think Leeds had already lost 0-7 at Arsenal in the League Cup that season. And we nearly always thump West Ham (and we always thump Moyes), even when the performance doesn't merit it (e.g. the 3-1 away a few seasons ago when WHU were one up into the last few minutes). And surely, given the positioning of Hart and the last two defenders for that WR wonder-strike, just about any hoof on target would have been a goal. Good of him to go for aesthetics.

Based on the first half there is reason for some optimism. Everton gelled at times and though it wasn't very good, there was some spirit there, good intention. Not as lacklustre as they have been all season. But the second half they only just managed to hold on. WHU (Moyes' WHU...) caused all sorts of trouble for EFC. It's a small miracle it ended 4-0 where it could've easily been 3-3, too.

Idk what Big Sam needs to bring to the table to change things around, other than the old vague 'confidence' and 'winning mentality'. The players individually are better than to sit in the bottom four. Most of all you need a striker under your xmas tree though.