I'm starting a 'dudes' thread so Americans can express polite fraternal disdain in their native language

poorly formed "nudes" pun

thread for posting nudes when you want to post nudes in another thread, etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlLX6KSdWcQ

I get "boss" a lot. Usually from the dudes at the oil change place.

I once got "legend", which i instinctively wanted to object to but fuck it.

do any of u remember the show a close up of yr penis thread

has the time cum to raise it from the dead

There is a guy at work who calls me (and only me) "bro" or "brother" every time I run into him in the break room; I can't tell if this is because he is super Boston, super racist, or part black.

Aw symmetry required super black

But I suppose you would be able to tell that

if youre not from california, don't call people dude

except itt

I’m from CA so yeah
Hey dude

Taking sides : bro vs dude

vs guy vs man

bro: classic or dude?

something a little endearing to me when new englanders would call me "guy"

or bud

bud is p common in my little corner of western canada

might be a hockey thing tho?

t/s bro vs bruh

t/s man vs mang

bud vs buddy

Dude is hella uncool

you’re hella uncool

When I walk down the street and no ones around I say outloud “hey mang”

is women greeting a group of women as "heeey guys" a Minnesota thing or all over?

my mom walked up to the cash registers (no line) at a food place with me and asked "which of you guys is taking orders" and both cashiers were women

“Guys” is not a gendered term anymore. “You guys” is always preferable to “you women.”

well Midwestern normies were leading the charge on that one for the last couple decades

When I was a teacher someone observing me said I shouldn’t call the class “guys” as in “alright guys, let’s get started” because it marginalized the girls. I did not take this criticism seriously.

Like it was English class the girls were the only ones who participated anyway. I think they knew it wasn’t bro hour.

the vosotros of you guys should be youse guys

Not the only ones but you know—hyperbole. There were some excellent male students in that class.

Xp

vosotros dudes de mi hermano estan mis amigos

https://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/8/5/5/28555_photo.jpg

Vatos locos

bud is p common in my little corner of western canada

might be a hockey thing tho?

― infinity (∞), Friday, December 1, 2017 5:51 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the person who said this the most was a friend from Ontario (and hockey player obv)

goin out for a rip are ya

how did you know

can we start a buuudddddy thread in honour of mr pauly shore

― infinity (∞), Friday, December 1, 2017 12:32 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.famousfix.com/post/charles-buddy-rogers-17731997
Charles "Buddy" Rogers

lads

― johnny crunch, Friday, December 1, 2017 8:13 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ gets it

Gbx

Ha no i was being srs actually

It’s mostly my sports/hockey buddies that say it

Also lol at cal chief for koolaiding us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbLhHtaVIO4

Sometimes, I say, "boy am i lame for looking up a song like this," but then I think, "but NOT AS LAME AS THE DUDE WHO UPLOADED IT."

I was also serious!

Ha

Definitely out for a rip at the mo

Boys

^^^ Canadian/hockey equivalent ime

oh hey bud

oh, hey dudes

also fwiw the new mexican "bro" is very different from the, say, white guy fratty "bro" i heard a lot in (east coast) college

like i am going to the barber tomorrow and it's gonna be "bro" city and that's fine

Deb biyizzz

Fratty bro town ftw

that's the anglo usage in my head and prob not as good

xp ffs that is def not the usage to introduce

SCENARIO 1, in a normal country
- “Yeah Enda got me the tickets for the county final, sound fella.”
- "Who's Enda again?"
- "You know the fella who works in the credit union, the Chinese lad"
- "Grand so."

SCENARIO 2, in an unnamed country
- "HEY GUY YOU KNOW THAT KUTTER GUY?"
- “WHAT?”
- "YOU KNOW? DARK-SKINNED DUDE GOING OUT WITH BECCA? GOT THE RED CHARGER?"
- "DARK-SKINNED DUDE, ARE YOU FOR REAL, ARE YOU CECIL RHODES RIGHT NOW"

I prefer the Enda way.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/1uUAAOSwC3Fiz0kT/s-l500.jpg

What's this about Enda Kenny?

I lost it at ARE YOU CECIL RHODES RIGHT NOW

I prefer the Enda way.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 12 April 2023 22:38 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

dont we all, mabel, dont we all

I open the the dudes thread and find it has become lad-infested. To which I say, lads!

where my broheems at?