'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

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fantastically cool assist by ramsey there

imago, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

it turns out that the best thing to do when faced with de gea is to kick the ball in the opposite direction to him

imago, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

de gea is a cheat code at this point btw

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imago, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link

Late last season I think I was happy enough with the idea of all the players who wanted to leave being sold for huge cash and poch holding a refreshed and committed core.

Now I think it's necessary tbh. Rose, Dier and if this isn't just youth/form/inconsistency with Alli then him too.

Poch will have more success with motivated 6/10 player like Harry Kane than with unhappy superstars

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link

xp that's some Jim Montgomery 1973 shit there

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link

Wenger out.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

arsenal have ripped utd apart here and are 3-1 down

imago, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

Is it true that this game is completely ridiculous and amazing?

Matt DC, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

Arsene, meet Jose (xp)

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

if koscielny played for utd and de gea for arsenal this would actually be 5-0

imago, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

OK, so Pogba sent off.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link

first united match i’ve missed this season, sounds like i done fucked up

damian green is people (NickB), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link

game of the season, super fun

nxd, Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link

City are going to batter us but it's good to see this united team have some resilience. Great game.

thomasintrouble, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

Apparently Arsenal's expected goals was around 5. Which I think just tells us how much bollocks Expected Goals is.

thomasintrouble, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link

it would appear to tell us that arsenal didn't place their shots well when they had the chances and that de gea is exceptionally hard to beat.

wmlynch, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link

Not sure we need an opaque stat for that when it was dead obvious for anyone watching the game though.

thomasintrouble, Saturday, 2 December 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link

Sigh... we're not even fun like arsenal

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

Ref obv seeking to even things up, that's never a red but the koscielny one is clearly red

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

Oh wait he's just missed a clear penalty the other end he's just a clown

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 22:34 (six years ago) link

Is it true that this game is completely ridiculous and amazing?

Yes. It was insane.

mothfrogs and homicidal smoking haikuists (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 2 December 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link

Ref in our game also a clown both ends

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link

Ref won't be happy til one of our add is killed.

The red we got had better be a fuckin machete

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link

Hmmm no complaints!

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link

would love an inter-ilx game reffed by deems

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link

Have to fancy inter there

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 December 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link

Was gonna say

Palace looking v decent all a sudden justice4woy

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link

If this doesn't finish with City in double figures I'll consider my afternoon wasted.

Matt DC, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link

i'm hoping for david moyes to pass at last into the netherworld at full-time, his spirit rising into the night sky like an extended sigh, dawn breaking over the ground as if a great evil has been lifted.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

that and some goals.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

really need city to lose but otoh moyes making that sad doggy face is straight up one hundred years of lolitude so i dunno

damian green is people (NickB), Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

xp I think Moyes was put on earth for a reason, a short term ascension or redemption is not on the cards.

Oh I'll just go ahead and say it. I believe David Moyes is the second coming of the lord Jesus Christ.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

What if god was one of us
Just a stranger parking the Hammers bus

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link

"not all of us are going to heaven. that can't happen. it won't. the truth is there'll be plenty of people in hell and we need to face up to that."

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link

I have scryed the futures that may be and the futures that shall be thru a wyrd glass using such arts as are known to me, hard won in the dark tumultuous days of the nether divisions. No vision has been shewn me that sayeth Andy Carroll may pass through limbo and obviously he's disappointed but he's a good professional and he knows what he can do to get back into St Peter's thoughts, Trevor

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

for a side that splashed away £130m on defensive players in one window, they still can't defend set-pieces for shit.

calzino, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link

It's not about the destination (Moyes knows he'll end up on the cross by Easter), it's about the journey.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

more appropriate that this was a slow icing-over of hope than a rout imo

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

never a red ffs

Number None, Monday, 4 December 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link

given that he's already self-banned Clattenburg should be banned from ever refeering aain anywhere.

Illegal Ethiopian Dance Music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 03:41 (six years ago) link

i find the whole interview bizarre. what a fucking idiot.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:19 (six years ago) link

It's so fucking stupid, his "game plan" and all.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:25 (six years ago) link

why would you come out and destroy whatever reputation you have by saying that?

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:27 (six years ago) link

He had none cunt was a big club lackey his whole career and a total cunt

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:29 (six years ago) link

I have a soft spot for Clattenburg for controversially ruling out a Mansfield goal at the 04 playoff finals. But I don't know what he is hoping to achieve here, unless he has already made so much dosh he never needs to ref again and couldn't gaf about his reputation.

calzino, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:32 (six years ago) link

i think i most remember him for one particularly rough merseyside derby - can't remember the final score but i know he gave us a penalty and ignored jamie carragher rugby tackling someone in the box in the 93rd minute.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:33 (six years ago) link

feel like dirk kuyt either got away with murder or was murdered

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:33 (six years ago) link

oh yeah here it is. lol two red cards and two penalties.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2323916/Mark-Clattenburg-pays-for-Mersey-mayhem.html

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:34 (six years ago) link

He allowed Everton to self-destruct. All part of a greater plan do u c

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:37 (six years ago) link

I c him next tuesday

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 08:51 (six years ago) link


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