'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Haaa

Fucking West Ham sinking my accie by lunchtime, what the hell is this all about

Arnautovic has looked almost competent at points in this.

Pity he's not playing GAA then eh

Stuart Pearce sent to the stands for kicking a ball into a skip outside the stadium from quite far away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z1kRhiPE0E

knockheart and izquiredo out for Brighton, no excuse not to arsehole this lot today.

Nyeetetteenghim nyihetsporr* have a strong team today imo

* I watch mainly on russian streams now

Wouldn't mind anyone keeping an eye on shaqiri tho

xp might was well resort to a russian stream, as my paid *PL* thingee has gone haywire and decided to broadcast QPR-Leeds live. fml

MOUNIE!

lol! we only score from set-pieces atm, but no complaints at this point.

If son is playing lwb to accommodate stinking Dele then poch out

He's not bad out there mind u

These Stoke lads they eh they like a pie I'd say

ffs the stream shit out for Mounie's 2nd, but I'm delighted he's back amongst the goals.

Defoe

https://imgtc.com/w/MVo5c5M

God bless Stoke and the eight goals a year they reliably ship to Spurs.

Whoa. Defoe replicates Van Basten '88.

Fucking hell Ben Teckay

Shades of the Kasami goal there. Palace stayed up and Fulham went down that season. Fully expecting a reprise

That Defoe goal is in the middle of the net ffs

I kid, I kid.

If son is playing lwb to accommodate stinking Dele then poch out

He was playing LW but whatever he was doing yesterday long may it continue. He's our best attacking threat right now and the only player we have like that, and on current form should be starting every game.

100%

Michy Batshuayi on the bench with a hot water bottle, Jonathan Pearce muses "I wonder what Chopper Harris would think of that".

Arsenal looking oddly porous today. Odd game.

Going by the team Klopp put out, this has the makings of a Championship style slugfest

starting solanke and ox ahead of firmino and coutinho seems like masochism

class goal that tbf

I love you mo salah

christ he is annoyingly good

fantastic and what allardyce deserves

probably just makes my combined Utd Liverpool XI now

That was amazing from Salah.

Everton are absolutely shite though. Hold the ball for more than five seconds you twats

its as bad an everton side as there has been in a long long time, dunno how people thought koeman was doing a good job in premier league

Ruuuuuuuuunnnnesss!

Koeman's three Premier League finishes - 7th, 6th and 7th - he was doing fine until this season. His problems were largely down to a squad rebuilding project over the summer that was atrocious on almost every level.

the whitest of Peles

that's a soft penalty, but completely idiotic from lovren

daylight robbery. Love it

ffs! I don't even know how we managed to get beaten by this shower.

Thank fuck

Fucking hell this united team

Looks killer going forwards but fuck that is light at the back

listened to that Rooney quote on 5live:"the referee made a great decision" in a Trump voice.

I honestly don't think it was that controversial ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No it was technically a bang to rights pen, but also dumb as fuck.

he really shouldn't get back in the team. become a shambles of a player

Looks killer going forwards but fuck that is light at the back

Looks like it's set up to cut off the supply to KDB and Silva while wanging everything up the flanks incredibly fast. It might work.