'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

If son is playing lwb to accommodate stinking Dele then poch out

He was playing LW but whatever he was doing yesterday long may it continue. He's our best attacking threat right now and the only player we have like that, and on current form should be starting every game.

100%

Michy Batshuayi on the bench with a hot water bottle, Jonathan Pearce muses "I wonder what Chopper Harris would think of that".

Arsenal looking oddly porous today. Odd game.

Going by the team Klopp put out, this has the makings of a Championship style slugfest

starting solanke and ox ahead of firmino and coutinho seems like masochism

class goal that tbf

I love you mo salah

christ he is annoyingly good

fantastic and what allardyce deserves

probably just makes my combined Utd Liverpool XI now

That was amazing from Salah.

Everton are absolutely shite though. Hold the ball for more than five seconds you twats

its as bad an everton side as there has been in a long long time, dunno how people thought koeman was doing a good job in premier league

Ruuuuuuuuunnnnesss!

Koeman's three Premier League finishes - 7th, 6th and 7th - he was doing fine until this season. His problems were largely down to a squad rebuilding project over the summer that was atrocious on almost every level.

the whitest of Peles

that's a soft penalty, but completely idiotic from lovren

daylight robbery. Love it

ffs! I don't even know how we managed to get beaten by this shower.

Thank fuck

Fucking hell this united team

Looks killer going forwards but fuck that is light at the back

listened to that Rooney quote on 5live:"the referee made a great decision" in a Trump voice.

I honestly don't think it was that controversial ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No it was technically a bang to rights pen, but also dumb as fuck.

he really shouldn't get back in the team. become a shambles of a player

Looks killer going forwards but fuck that is light at the back

Looks like it's set up to cut off the supply to KDB and Silva while wanging everything up the flanks incredibly fast. It might work.

herrera with some world-class simulation there

hoping city don't have an unbeaten season is being eclipsed with hoping utd get cunted tbh

fucking hoofball shite

jesus is saving you atm

rojo needs a 5-game ban for that, disgraceful refereeing

pretending he's injured as well, the cunt

fuck utd, fuck mourinho, fuck all of these wankers

oh haha he IS injured :D

never been a more deserved injury ever

oh wait, he's not injured at all. went down for two minutes of treatment to avoid a red card. fucker

guess we have to try and do something now

truly abysmal performance

21%-79% possession o_O

lol

wtf

I won't watch united under mourinho because he is a murderer of justice

That was not good at all. Jesse looks like a spare part again and isnt really getting involved. Maybe take him off, stick lindelof on and get Valencia and young to push a bit further up the pitch?

it's just been brainless

launching the ball up to Lukakau when we should be looking to get Martial and Rashford running at their (not very good) defence

Pretty obvious that Mourinho's entire game plan was based on the assumption City would get 75% of the possession but their counter attacks have been very poor.

Two cracking assists from Lukaku today.

finally Lukaku makes an impact

lol snap

looool