hold on to yr colostomy bags, it's the 2018 CLIFF RICHARD CALENDAR POLL

Worn down from overuse.

"Every time he takes a microphone in his hand

They scream and they shout

And they know just what it's all about

Cos there ain't another boy who can move it around like Cliff"

They Call Him Cliff – Don Lang, 1960

i love i love i love my calendar cliff
yeaah my calendar cliff

January looks like Brett Anderson crossed with Shakin' Stevens.

November on my best days, but probably more of a March

november def has an early-bieber vibe

Can't wait for the Cliff calendar where he's pissing in a bucket one month.

he looks like he is sat on the shitter in March.

🎶 Wired for defecation 🎶

More like 'Tired For Sound'.

(lol Cliff iz old joek)

I voted for October but I have to say that I'm offended by the bro shirt he's wearing.

i was gonna say "good for him not being afraid to show flesh at his age" but on closer inspection i'm not even sure those are photos

wd like to think he's wearing Daisy Dukes in the August picture

i was gonna say "good for him not being afraid to show flesh at his age" but on closer inspection i'm not even sure those are photos

5 out of 5 stars Thank you Cliff
By Popeye on 10 November 2017
Format: Calendar|Verified Purchase
Another year yippee

I like this A****n review of the calendar by Popeye.

truly he is the Daniel O'Donnell of the Home Counties

O'Donnell 2018 calendar is £14.99, but you get some fridge magnets as well.

can't imagine DO'D rocking Daisy Dukes tho

well I can now, u monster

mods pls delete this violence

SEXY violence

MODS

why is Cliff doing Pepe le Pew cosplay in July?

Can't imagine DO'D ever sitting on a toilet tbh.

better that than pepe the frog tbf xp

No daisy dukes, unfortunately.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/14/article-2203454-14FE57F1000005DC-255_306x485.jpg

wtf it’s not even a new pic???

i bet he's not even a real pirate

something something roger the cabin boy

shooping aged cr faces onto youthful cr bodies is good not bad

can we paste him into better backgrounds

Always been a fan of Gerhard's backgrounds

https://i.imgur.com/gUwfXzK.png

these pictures remind me of when I am standing around in a gathering of people and suddenly think "where do I put my hands, oh shit, where do normal people put their hands when they are listening and being normal and not anxious or conspicuously bored or otherwise weird, uhhh let's try here... oh, no, nope, that's not right... help..."

so, my answer to "which Cliff am I" is that I am basically all the standing-up Cliffs on loop in rapid succession while those words flash through my mind

(possibly the sitting down ones too in cases of extreme social distress)

hard lol xp

it looks like a JC Penney campaign for their new line of “cool grandad” wear

March, for the shitter / bath chair.
Why is the ink splotch replicated for every month title?

December missing crucial cosy Mistletoe and Wine vibes

Fuk u Cliff

The head of April has been photoshopped onto the the body of September. October pose is class but November is the most natural looking and gets my vote.

why it look like he drunkenly smear the name of every month

we’re all going on a creepy holiday

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Yeah, saw this cal a couple days ago. Thought the same.

Voted for mmmmmm no.

you can buy a personalised version of this

https://i.imgur.com/DgnPUnK.png

he has the look of a befuddled elderly uncle who has no idea who you are when you show up on the doorstep for a visit

the bolo tie is HILARITY ITSELF

aw fuck uncle cliff’s been at the dressing-up box again

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

weird pose hooray

the people have spoken, and they have said ‘ow my hip’

June's facial expression is "Yes, I was told your partner has a terminal illness, but I'm still going to have to let you go. All the best, no hard feelings?"

November's loose shorts give off a sex tourist vibe.

January: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be k.d. lang."

June: creepy line dancing instructor.