hold on to yr colostomy bags, it's the 2018 CLIFF RICHARD CALENDAR POLL

wtf it’s not even a new pic???

i bet he's not even a real pirate

something something roger the cabin boy

shooping aged cr faces onto youthful cr bodies is good not bad

can we paste him into better backgrounds

Always been a fan of Gerhard's backgrounds

https://i.imgur.com/gUwfXzK.png

these pictures remind me of when I am standing around in a gathering of people and suddenly think "where do I put my hands, oh shit, where do normal people put their hands when they are listening and being normal and not anxious or conspicuously bored or otherwise weird, uhhh let's try here... oh, no, nope, that's not right... help..."

so, my answer to "which Cliff am I" is that I am basically all the standing-up Cliffs on loop in rapid succession while those words flash through my mind

(possibly the sitting down ones too in cases of extreme social distress)

hard lol xp

it looks like a JC Penney campaign for their new line of “cool grandad” wear

March, for the shitter / bath chair.
Why is the ink splotch replicated for every month title?

December missing crucial cosy Mistletoe and Wine vibes

Fuk u Cliff

The head of April has been photoshopped onto the the body of September. October pose is class but November is the most natural looking and gets my vote.

why it look like he drunkenly smear the name of every month

we’re all going on a creepy holiday

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Yeah, saw this cal a couple days ago. Thought the same.

Voted for mmmmmm no.

you can buy a personalised version of this

https://i.imgur.com/DgnPUnK.png

he has the look of a befuddled elderly uncle who has no idea who you are when you show up on the doorstep for a visit

the bolo tie is HILARITY ITSELF

aw fuck uncle cliff’s been at the dressing-up box again

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

weird pose hooray

the people have spoken, and they have said ‘ow my hip’

June's facial expression is "Yes, I was told your partner has a terminal illness, but I'm still going to have to let you go. All the best, no hard feelings?"

November's loose shorts give off a sex tourist vibe.

January: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be k.d. lang."

June: creepy line dancing instructor.