'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

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Of the various CB options they have, only Bailly is really at the level they require.

Lindelof does seem to be improving, and his long passing was a vast improvement over Rojo when he came one

but yeah, our distribution from the back is a serious problem

Number None, Monday, 11 December 2017 10:55 (six years ago) link

and LG, you really cannot take a joke when it comes to Klopp

Number None, Monday, 11 December 2017 10:56 (six years ago) link

"Champions of England, you'll never sing that" taunt Chelsea fans. Huddersfield three-times champions of England

— Simon Evans (@sgevans) December 12, 2017

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link

Some of these cunts think football was invented in 1992.

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

This Chelsea may never get three points tonight. Mounie rising to the challenge.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

ffs

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

at this juncture it might be advisable to rule out winning the league tbf !

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

I could imagine VLP starting the 2nd half and a perhaps bolder approach. So yeah, we'll probably lose it 4-0!

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

The Bakayoko goal is clearly a Lowe O.G., just to cap off an appalling 1st half performance.

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

lol! Dean Whitehead on, Wagner has been on the glue.

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

He's still in beyond criticism territory for me is Wagner. but wtf is he doing here?

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

lol

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

Wagner publicly admitted we wouldn't get "a positive result" from this game the other day, it wasn't mind games by the look of it. Maybe it's pragmatism, but ffs West Ham beat this lot.

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link

That sounds... off? Why would he say that?

Don't think you have to worry about Wagner going to Dortmund btw. Hearing rumors they've already hauled in Nagelsmann.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

I think he'll definitely be there next season or if not another Bundesliga club. His family is still in Germany and somebody lied to him about the restaurants in Yorkshire. He is an ultra pragmatist at times, the cup game against Man City where he rested players against an XI with Aguerro was a bit controversial at the time!

GTF in Depoitre!

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

and somebody lied to him about the restaurants in Yorkshire.

Haha cheers now I've got wine coming through my nose

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

motion to ban bananaman begins from ilx

Cardi Acs (imago), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

motion to execute troy deeney

Cardi Acs (imago), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

I'll try not to be too insufferable about Palace's attritional crawl to safety.

Besides, the club has just applied for planning permission to build an enormous new stand, construction to start in middle of next season if things go smoothly- if we go down this season we can put that on hold, if we go down next season, we'll kick off in the championship with a premier league wage bill and a financially ruinous white elephant stand.

tl/dr: patience, grasshopper

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

How was sissoko let back in here

What is poch trying to prove

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link

Lollll

Aurier fouled as he crosses it

Skews it forty yards into the far corner

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

God we have been terrible

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

That goal though

Swansea are a complete waste

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

Eriksen pass completion can't be 65%

Meaningful passes approaching zero

We look...competent now that we scored a fluke. Not disgusted to cruise and take a restful win but if they decide to go for it with ten mins to go it'll get nuts

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:22 (six years ago) link

Dier just gave away a brilliant chance with his patented move of running away from the biggest threat whenever the ball bounces

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

united squandering chances all over the place, it's like me trying to put the key in the front door after a heavy sesh in the pub

faust apes (NickB), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link

this rashford shot though

Rashford pic.twitter.com/eBMnddxryW

— UTDGIF (@UTDGIF) December 13, 2017

faust apes (NickB), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link

Rooney's bid for a World Cup call-up gathers steam

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link

if the stats i'm looking at are up-to-date, kane is on 12 goals in the prem, roons is joint second with sterling on 9

faust apes (NickB), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link

out of the englanders obv

faust apes (NickB), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link

moyes

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link

Rooney's bid for a World Cup call-up gathers steam

Are you sure you want to joke about that?

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link

Fucking hell just saw other results

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:01 (six years ago) link

spurs have needed a day tbf

Cardi Acs (imago), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

Spurs neck and neck with Burnley, 15 pts behind the league leaders.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link

... sorry, 18 pts.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link

Uh ahead on goal difference

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

Burnley averaging less than a goal a game, Champions League watch the fuck out.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link

Leicester and Chelsea won it that way iirc

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link

Uh ahead on goal difference

one 12-0 against you and you can forget about that

who you playing on saturday btw?

faust apes (NickB), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link

Ha

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link

Grudgingly impressed by Palace. Leicester were awful even before Ndidi got sent off for diving but Hodgson has them well drilled and effective on the break.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 16 December 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

"shit ground, no lights ... shit ground, no lights"

calzino, Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link

Two assists from our most derided player Quaner, love that big guy! Sometimes he looks so inept like he has won a prize to play in a professional top flight football match, not today though.

calzino, Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

and Deeney has just seen red for bringing him down!

calzino, Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

This ref must have got a nice envelope from our chairman, he's giving us everything.

calzino, Saturday, 16 December 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

this is every bit as horrible as I feared with the added factor of Lloris turning into the ghost of Robinson past. Rose intensely lucky not to concede a penalty

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

could easily be 4-0 already

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

Spurs looking sloppy, decent chance for Kane there tho

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link

Ali is such a little scumbag

Kane should be off too

Number None, Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link


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