Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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postcards from the veg

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 December 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link

"Give to me your leather, take from me my lace" this is the fucking grossest line in pop music history, it makes me shiver. just to think of sweaty don henley in leather pants peeling stevie's lace panties off. ugh.

akm, Monday, 11 December 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link

could be furniture & window dressings, you dont know

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link

a yellowed lace curtain and an old family bible and sweaty don henley who cannot be written out of the scene

estela, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 01:26 (six years ago) link

at first i thought ymmv stood for ‘you make me vomit’ which seemed highly dramatic when it appeared in mild discussions about posters’ differing experiences

estela, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link

haha

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 03:19 (six years ago) link

No you did not

I refuse to imagine it

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 03:28 (six years ago) link

I just realised that Yodas face is a caricature of Alec Guinness's. Is that well known?

Stevolende, Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:04 (six years ago) link

Not only is it not well known, it's not true.

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

yes. it's common knowledge that yoda is obi-wan's father

dynamicinterface, Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link

I only recently learned that Gary Lewis is the son of Jerry Lewis. TBF, the music of Gary Lewis & the Playboys is not a thing I've ever had a conversation about with anyone ever so I'm not particularly surprised that his family ties have never come up.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 December 2017 04:34 (six years ago) link

Washington Redskins are not from Washington State.

Yerac, Friday, 22 December 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link

For a long time, my wife thought the University of Connecticut sports teams (widely referred to as "UConn") came from Yukon.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 December 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link

a+

mookieproof, Friday, 22 December 2017 14:52 (six years ago) link

I'm certainly seeing a marked similaroty between the face of Yoda and that of Alec Guinnness.
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noticed it even more in the backdrop they had in one section ofThe Galaxy Britain Built where it looked slike Alec Guiness's face looking out from Yoda's bdy.

I assumed the similarity was an in joke from the production team. I'm certainly seeing a great similarity around the eyes. I was just surprised when I saw it that I hadn't noticed it before.
I now can't find the picture they used in that programme but it was towards the end.
So was wondering if it was something that had been remarked on much before.
I can't unsee it now that I've noticed it.

Stevolende, Friday, 22 December 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link

dead ringers apart from the nose, eyes, chin, ears, color, shape of head and height

mookieproof, Friday, 22 December 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link

Alec Guinness rarely mangled his syntax as badly as Yoda.

Moodles, Saturday, 23 December 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link

Lol mookie

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link

Spanish words ending in '_idad' are very often the same in English except you swap it with '-ity', so 'navidad/nativity, universidad/University. Therefore Trinidad is simply Trinity

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link

So I guess in English we would say 'the drummer for gaeity'?

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

lol

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

ha

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Saturday, 23 December 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link

according to wikipedia

The make-up artist Stuart Freeborn based Yoda's face partly on his own and partly on Albert Einstein's

http://www.scififx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/20101031_yodac4_bg.jpg

soref, Saturday, 23 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

I finally looked up this week what TL:DR and TFW means.

Yerac, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

Too lascivious; don't rub

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link

I'm still really seeing that Froggy thing you see in Alec's face around the eyes.

Stevolende, Saturday, 23 December 2017 22:34 (six years ago) link

The London Metropolitan Line no has no interior doors on its trains.
Didn't look as I sat down, proceeded to read, then realised i could see right down the train when I stood up to get off.

Stevolende, Saturday, 23 December 2017 22:41 (six years ago) link

Guillermo and Benicio Del Toro aren't related

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 December 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

The more you know someone the more you're disappointed

kolakube (Ross), Sunday, 24 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

The Lord of the Rings is not a trilogy

Brad C., Sunday, 24 December 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link

More of a trilogy than The Hobbit.

Moodles, Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link

The lord of the rings is a trilogy

Don't even come back with the books as designed argument

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 December 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

At the very least, turning it into 3 movies that track with those three parts is totally defensible.

Moodles, Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:57 (six years ago) link

That 'Teddy Ruxpin' is an animatronic toy teddy bear, and not the name of US Senator or similar.

mor frog bs (S-), Friday, 29 December 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link

That "pickles" are made from cucumbers, and later that pickles can refer to any preserved in brine vegetable.

nickn, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

not quite a "shockingly old" answer but... first time i saw "PED XING" road signs i thought they must be chinese or something.

new noise, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link

"nothing" comes from "no thing", "none" comes from "not one"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 29 December 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

The PED XING isn't helped by the way it's often XING PED when painted on the road.

koogs, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:39 (six years ago) link

not quite a "shockingly old" answer but... first time i saw "PED XING" road signs i thought they must be chinese or something.

the chinese word for pedestrian is XING REN so that is totally believable

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 30 December 2017 10:39 (six years ago) link

That interstate exits are numbered according to the mile marker, so exit 230 is fifteen miles away from exit 215.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

(TBF, I've only recently started driving again for the first time since I was a teenager.)

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link

in Florida, that wasn't always the case. when I grew up, the exits were merely sequential with no regard for miles, so when I'd go from my house to Downtown Disney, I'd go from exit 49 to exit 26 but it would really be 26 miles and not 23. they renumbered them all in 2002 to match up with the mile markers. they had to write the old mile marker on the signs temporarily because people were getting massively confused with the number changes.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

Our exit sign also has the mile marker attached to it, which always makes me go damn.

I mean, you might have an Exit 153 in your state, but we've got the Exit 153.

pplains, Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link

Yes, this changed in living memory.

The advantage of sequential exit numbering is knowing when your exit is next. "Just passed exit 66; that means 67 is next."

The disadvantage with sequential exit numbering is that sometimes new exits get built between existing ones, requiring everything to be renumbered. The exit numbers that are mile-based don't have that problem.

As Neanderthal notes, for a while there were signs that said the old exit number, for people navigating based on the previous system. I remember one near my parents' house that said "OLD EXIT 37," and I always thought it had an evocative folk-wisdom kind of ring, like "Old Engine 42" or "It's just old Luke and Luke's waiting on the judgement day."

twas in the fleek midwinter (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link

Missouri blew my mind this year. Their mile markers are divided into tenths of a mile.

pplains, Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

Exit 73.4!

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

They haven't gone that far, but I wish!

pplains, Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

we have a lot of exits at the same mile marker here and they always add an A, B, or a C in sequence.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

the chinese word for pedestrian is XING REN so that is totally believable

thought you were being funny but this turns out to be true!

new noise, Saturday, 30 December 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link


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