my friend still has the laserdiscs. and a laserdisc machien to play them on
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 December 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
tried to watch ROTS last night. I was so far removed from the OG movies when I originally saw the preeks (can I call them that?) in the theatre, so it didn't affect me at the time, but after getting three modern SW movies which had more faithful design, I couldn't get over how ugly everything is. It feels like watching a screensaver at times.
around the time where Anakin kills Dooku then rues "I shouldn't have done that" with a delivery one would use if he woke up naked in bed after coitus with Palpatine...and I had to flip it off.....
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 December 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link
yeah that's why I can't take any of the "oh well ROTS actually isn't that bad" talk (let alone any of the really crazy "it's actually good" talk)
it's just so ugly to look at
― Number None, Sunday, 24 December 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
i love it but i wouldn’t try to convince anyone lol
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 24 December 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
I loved them all when i first saw them lol
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 December 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link
that’s weird, i hated attack of the clones when i was a teenager but loved it when i revisited it last month (it’s bonkers space noir that takes place in completely artificial environments, idk, i adore it)
i’ve always enjoyed phantom menace though
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link
AotC is my favorite of the 3 prequels.
― Moodles, Sunday, 24 December 2017 23:55 (six years ago) link
seriously though a whole fuckin galaxy to play around in and lucas writes it so that uncle owen, at the start of star wars, buys *the exact droid his father acquired as a bundled add-on when he purchased darth vader's mother as a slave*
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Monday, 25 December 2017 03:42 (six years ago) link
it’s like poetry it rhymes
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 25 December 2017 03:45 (six years ago) link
The fight between Jango Fett & Obi Wan on the water planet is surprisingly well staged.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 25 December 2017 06:11 (six years ago) link
There’s some cool imagery and design in AOTC.
Rewatched the Phantom Menace after watching the original trilogy recently and it’s kind of amazing how miscalculated so much of it is. Jar Jar looks about as real as the General from those car insurance commercials.
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
it’s my least favorite of the prequels (not by much) but, as pretty much anyone who’s come to its defense has said, the pod racing sequence is still incredible
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 03:57 (six years ago) link
i guess it's been a long time (and happy for it to stay that way) but i don't remember the pod racing being any less cringeworthy than any other scene featuring copious jake lloyd.the fight with darth maul is pretty great, right up until he decides to just stand and let obi-wan cut him down in the slowest and most obviousy telegraphed move.
― Here comes the phantom menace (ledge), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 08:55 (six years ago) link
can just imagine the argument with Lucas and the fight choreographer
"This fight, it seems to be going on a while.""I know, right? Do you like the choreography? We worked several hours yest--""It's kind of taking away from my movie.""George, if there's something...""That's Mr Lucas to you...""I'm sorry, Mr Lucas, if there's anything you don't li--""I just...why can't they just parry a few times and then one of them gets his arm cut off and falls down a hole, like we used to do?""With due respect sir, there's been next to no action in this movie, so I was thinking maybe...""People don't want to see a 20 minute light saber battle! They're here for the mystery, the political intrigue!""But Mr Lucas...""Find a way to end the fight sooner. Also when Maul dies I want him cut in two...""Wait wha--""I want to show the audience how the dark side tears people apart""...You know what, you fuckin finish blocking the thing. I'm out"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
*remains in deck chair holding coffee*
― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
i don't remember the pod racing being any less cringeworthy than any other scene featuring copious jake lloyd.
That's probably his best scene, because he doesn't speak in it
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlhgAkJBos&
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 02:20 (six years ago) link
poor Jake Lloyd, that role kinda ruined his life
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 02:21 (six years ago) link
now this is pod racing!only kind I remember from the movie, really
― mh, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 04:34 (six years ago) link
This is (in?)TENSE
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 05:09 (six years ago) link
"are you an angel?" NEVER FORGET
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 06:15 (six years ago) link
I hate the pod racing sequence because it's just the furthest plot digression from a flimsy plot that can't bear such a strain. It's so completely unearned that it may as well be watching strangers play a video game.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 09:26 (six years ago) link
I always assumed the pod racing was in there to justify Obi-Wan's "your father was already a great pilot when I met him" line in the original movie
And for the video game potential obv
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 10:16 (six years ago) link
I like the pod race, at least in theory, and I think it's there as a futuristic chariot race to connect to sword & sandal / fall of Roman Republic themes. Same reason AotC ends in the arena with people getting sacrificed to wild beasts / gladiatorial battle.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 10:21 (six years ago) link
I hate the pod racing sequence because it's just the furthest plot digression from a flimsy plot that can't bear such a strain
come on, it’s spectacle
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
I just don't care for action sequences in general
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
It's supposed to establish how Anakin has unique special abilities most others don't, but they were able to do that by just mentioning it. Overall, it never occurred to me that the pod racing was a pointless sequence because the movie overall is so stupid it doesn't necessarily stand out as a particularly dumb detour.
― Evan, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link
it’s there to answer the question “what is pod racing, anyway?”
― mh, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
Watching Phantom Menace for the first time since it was in theatres and i am bored out of my fucking gourd
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link
thread could use a liveblog tbqh
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 05:28 (six years ago) link
Let's clap go clap
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 December 2017 05:35 (six years ago) link
all the complaints about the humor in the new one got me thinking -- were there ANY jokes in any of the prequels? i remember them being suffocatingly humorless and dull.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 29 December 2017 05:37 (six years ago) link
jar-jar was intended to be funny and there are other horrible physical/slapstick/baby jokes. the tertiary pod racers and the two-headed commentator are the kind of thing that would be funny in a good movie. there are also dreadful imitations of dry "banter," mostly between obi-wan and anakin in AOTC. the romance is unintentionally hilarious.
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Friday, 29 December 2017 05:41 (six years ago) link
my 20-year-old cousin told me over christmas that she didn't like the new star wars films "as much as the original six," and i swear my instant reaction was "wait, six? there weren't six...oh, right."
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 29 December 2017 06:09 (six years ago) link
Phantom woulda been better with 2 hours of Darth Maul just doming people with his light saber.
most badass dude in the movie and he gets short shrift
I didn't finish the movie (but I bought these motherfuckers as part of the Complete Saga Blu-Ray set so I'll finish it one day)
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 06:40 (six years ago) link
There's some lousy slapstick with C3PO in the droid factory in II, and in fact I suspect we're supposed to find the regular droid army funny every time that they say "roger roger" as well as being a terrifying threat (which might have been an interesting collapse of dichotomy to explore but oh well)
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 December 2017 10:29 (six years ago) link
The droid factory scene reminds me of a level of Mario Bros.
― Moodles, Friday, 29 December 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
slightly better graphics tho
― nashwan, Friday, 29 December 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link
...in mario bros.
― mh, Friday, 29 December 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
Tru
― Moodles, Friday, 29 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
I did enjoy Padme having a decoy there to take bullets for her
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link
"Phantom woulda been better with 2 hours of Darth Maul just doming people with his light saber.
most badass dude in the movie and he gets short shrift"
I said elsewhere but the prequels are evidence the lucas has no clue what is cool about his own shit.
― akm, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
the thing I'm surprised about - Darth Sidious is only referenced in the prequels obviously cos the concept of Darth being a title for Sith wasn't really in the OG trilogy, so despite him going by Darth Sidious and being a Sith Lord, everybody just calls him the Emperor in the OG movies.
I would have expected Lucas being Lucas to go into each moment the word Emperor is uttered and dubbed his voice saying "DARTH SIDIOUS" over it.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link
ok watching Attack of the Clones now....
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
lol yeah. also would have been a great chance to further glitch up yoda's dialogue to better match the prequels. "estimate under, Sidious Darth not do; or suffer must you, fate of your father."
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link
oh cool more screensaver looking spaceships. what is this, Wing Commander 3
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
"I guess there's no danger at all" - terrorist attack right on cue
Jar Jar sighting!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
oh man that sad rose byrne scene
― Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
yay Jimmy Smits!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link