'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Talking of shit overrated Brit managers, they don't half blow a lot of smoke up Eddie Howe's arse on 5 live.

For real that's some challops

Terry Butcher

Ex-England captain on BBC Radio 5 live

Eddie Howe is a future England manager in my book. Since Bournemouth came up to the Premier League, he's got them playing fantastic, lovely football.

He gets extra out of players and playing to their absolute maximum. Players want to play for him.

"Fantastisc lovely football"? Bournemouth are 17th, one point above the relegation zone...

This "plucky little Bournemouth" punching above their weight thing is nonsense. They are backed by an oligarch and have as big a wage bill as any of the established mid table prem sides.

It is amazing they have only conceded 23 this season, Liverpool could end this in double figures. The Salah goal was embarrassing.

Christian Eriksen announces he and his partner are expecting a baby. Meanwhile, in the comments... pic.twitter.com/M8nXHueZSm

— Sean (@SeanDZWalsh) December 17, 2017

Trenchant, encouraging, helpful, clairvoyant. I like it.

Ha amazing

give that guy his own thread

still think united could beat Bristol City on a good day

Some goal from Bristol mind

WATCH: "What a strike! That is phenomenal!"

Scenes at Ashton Gate after Joe Bryan's stunning goal.

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— Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) December 20, 2017

"Blind Substituted for R Lukaku at 61'minutes"

never got around to that Blind R Lukaku box-set.

Lol noodles :)

Got to hold on to that 1-1 scoreline when you're playing Bristol City... oops.

Eh good luck to them

Clement out.

went last night, pointless

Jorgensen has bought a pint for every Town fan that travels to Southampton. Speaking about himself in the third person (using his Cool Runnings character nickname) he said "I hope you like the gift. Zanka Claus is coming to Town!"

waht

The name Jorgensen has on his kit "Zanka" is his nickname, in tribute to his fave character from Cool Runnings.

one can only hope he'll be providing a free pint of Crucial Brew for everybody

god I miss Crucial Brew

I don't think Jack Iron is available at modern football grounds, but it would be a perfect drink on a cold match day.

I need to stop reminiscing about lovely warming booze

crucial brew - was that like a higher strength red stripe or something?

yeah, it was magnificent, came in a black can

The Caribbean clientele in the bookies I used to work in used to often drink bottled Special Brew from the pub across the road. Or often overproof Rum out of coke cans. Rocket fuel was that stuff.

all beers should be named to a scale of words like crucial depending on their abv

vital brew
important brew
significant brew
routine brew

minor brew

ha ha

"Please drink significantly"

"This beer, while crucial, can damage your health."

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The Caribbean clientele in the bookies I used to work in used to often drink bottled Special Brew from the pub across the road. Or often overproof Rum out of coke cans. Rocket fuel was that stuff.

probably not any branded stuff that these fuckers were drinking!

Ryan Giggs interview: I am more suited to coaching in top leagues than at bottom clubs

that might be a paradox, tbh you would just as fucking useless at either.

"Ryan Giggs tells Oliver Kay what jobs he would like to take as he begins his managerial career".

Truly sublime deadpan from the Times sub-editor there.

there was a time, altho Dalglish at Liverpool is the only example that springs to mind, when it was possible to come thru a top flight club as a player and end up managing them without taking a lower league detour. but the hubris of Giggs and his ilk in 2017, it's like being an air cadet and hoping that your first job will be as a jumbo jet pilot

Me wants be an engine driver with an engine driver hat when I grows up.

he is going through a tough period, after some seriously deep introspection the revelation that other people exist independently of his current field of vision, completely blew his mind.

Liverpool look capable of running away with this. You expect them to score every time they go forward.

Could be 3-0 already.

Yeah Arsenal are nowhere tbh. You'd think Wenger must throw in the towel at the end of the season (with Ozil and and Sanchez prob leaving, too).

How tf did Salah/Mane nog make 0-2 and 0-3 there?

asking them to score two goals from one passage of play is a bit much

Haha, there were two chances with them linking up in the space of two minutes

Mane seems kind of pissy at the moment. Like Salah is stealing his thunder or something

Embarrassing.

Fantastic

lol xp also v embarrassing yes

Arsenal... no words.

ffs the space he had to run into there