Dancing in the Strippers Bar

one family friendly story is about the cecil in vancouver canada

its funny the word legendary is always thrown around but i have to admit it truly was legendary

all types of people wld go, from artists to businessmen to scientists

it was like a modern day pantheon except you know women got naked

but they didnt just strip

the cecil women were probably the only ones who actually had showmanship

so one night a buddy and i had finished watching a country folk band play at the railway club (rip btw another good one gone, what are you doing to yourself vancouver. anyway) and it was about 12am i believe

this was back in the days when vancouvers nightlife was worse than it is now (if you think its bad now) so we took a cab over to the cecil and of course h311z 4ng31z were there

i had a little knapsack and they had a quick look inside and made me leave my id with them but my buddy got held back

they didnt want to let him in. this place actually filmed and wld take photos of its visitors bc h.a. had already taken over this scene (killed a bunch of ppl etc)

apparently they mistook him with somebody else and they interrogated him for about 45 minutes. all of this unbeknownst to me because they took him in the back so fast i didnt even have time to see where hed gone

anyway i see him come out laughing and im like man did they cavity search you or what

at that time this stripper lets call her raine started drizzling gasoline all over the stage and i thought we were all gonna die that night and my buddy is just laughing

she brings this hula hoop and starts doing her thing and lights the stage on fire. it was amazing

she grabs some type of long baton and starts doing these crazy acrobatic moves while the end of it was on fire

she rolls her self all over this small stage and im thinking how does she not burn herself. there was no actual pole so she did these weird fast yoga moves and started swinging the firey baton around her body

i thought shed burn her pubes off

as the fire started slowy subsiding she started with the more erotic moves but stopped barely teasing the audience, keeping it less sexual and just pure cirque du soleil goodness

i think i paid $15 to get in and got this crazy good show. i was stunned to say the least

Can we just give calstars his own board already my god

tfw you’re 3 deep and you know it’s not going to stop and you have to wake up at 7 tomorrow

And the barmaid has the bug eyes but is cute and Lionel Richie is playing