I was mildly surprised that they actually said "Sidious" in this movie. Acknowledgment that the prequels existed!
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
lol yeah I loved that
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
like if that happened a buncha nerds woulda squealed and gone home excited and blogged how this was the best movie ever cos it proved their theory right on the internet
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, December 18, 2017 9:53 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh ppl have that theory? i would think any acknowledgment of the prequels would upset people (i'm psyched to hear that there is some)
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
when I typed in Darth Plagueis earlier in google, it autofilled "Snoke" right after it lol
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
lmao
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
ian mcdiarmid telling The Story of Darth Plagueis while watching the weird iridescent bubble opera is my favorite scene in revenge of the sith
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
it's a fun theory and all, but sometimes I feel like some Star Wars fans think the delight of the series = "OMG, who is this person *really*?". musta been huge Scooby Doo fans too
xpost it was a cool moment in an otherwise hokey film, i agree
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
still can't believe the prequels had a character named "Nute Gunray"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
the non-canon book about Darth Plagueis is uh, not horrible if you feel like reading Star Wars books
it exists in that weird slice of Star Wars canon that popped up post-prequels but before the Disney purchase iirc
what's wild is they released a Tarkin book nearly immediately after that is in Disney canon
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
but back to TLJ
how is it that a brief sidebar in this movie managed to explain war profiteering and corruption better than the entire ham-fisted prequels, lol
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link
cuz george lucas can’t write for shit without collaborators iirc
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
true story
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
Lucas always seemed to think his audiences were really dumb.
hence Obi-Wan's line
"It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness .."
yes, we remember the prophecy from the first two movies, thank you
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
I was surprised that during the Darth rebirth scene there wasn't a lab employee saying "quick, we've got to turn Lord Vader into a cyborg because you see he lost all of his limbs and is dying"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
george really liked putting the subtext right in front of the text
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
Snoke was the MVP as far as im concerned. that throne room scene was the best part of the movie. the Snoke character was well done as a visual element (including his stylized death). he was kind of unnaturally tall and lanky and that golden robe made him stand out much more than had they gone with the expected Sith black cloak. i found his mis-shaped skull and headwound quite believable and they did a good job topping the teasing they did in TFA. love that he is still a total mystery. (Andy Serkis deserves all the acclaim he gets, he is Universal-level monster actor as far as im concerned)
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link
lol thinking back on this movie and at one point i got tired of shots of spaceships. at times it was like watching a traffic jam.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
snoke imo was one of the stupidest things in tfa but ymmv
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link
"I got tired of shots of spaceships in a movie franchise called Star Wars"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, December 18, 2017
only time he underacts too
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
thrilled that snoke is dead and doesn't matter
xp
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
I'm breathing a sigh of relief that we weren't yoked with Skywalker's island and the first jedi temple as a Location of Great Importance that Snoke discovers that we have to revisit in the next movie
Snoke reads Rey's mind, finds out everything, and it completely doesn't matter because Skywalker's gone and the temple is brushed away as an artifact that was assigned too much importance
no reason to ever show it again, unless Abrams is a dummy
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, December 18, 2017 10:28 AM (twenty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah but the scenery chewing is also great blah blah blah i like the prequels
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
I'd love to see Ian McDiarmid giving the best man toast at a wedding
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal),
uh it's VICEROY if you're feeling nasty
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
― mh, Monday, December 18, 2017 10:28 AM (seventeen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i regret to inform you that etc. etc.
the reversing of TFA's "search for Skywalker" plot into the realization they were looking for the *legendary* Luke Skywalker, who is nowhere to be found until he pulls his shit together and goes out in one last blaze of glory
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link
need to see this again but initial impression is kind of mixed
thought the directing was pretty great -- lots of cool shots i thought were surprising and weird, but in a good way.
the storyline was so convoluted though, and all the dead-end side missions started to bore me a little. i'm not even sure i understand who is fighting whom at this point -- arent there like 20 people in the resistance left? most of whom aren't really capable of fighting?
i understand simon's issues with the social justice messaging, but i thought it was pretty brave to put it in there. when rose mentions that the rich on the casino planet make their money by selling women to the first order, i found that very believable and it explained a lot about her character's motivations.
TOO. MUCH. FORCED. HUMOR. maybe it's just me, but it really takes away from the weight of the plot. there were a couple of genuine laugh out loud moments, though. but mostly the humor was lame and overdone
when it comes to finn...what exactly would you say he does here? seems like they had no idea how to use him in this one
mark hamill stole the show. the hologram sequence was BAD. ASS. i'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that hamill was the best part of the movie though..
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 December 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link
btw Ackbar was robbed
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
lord if we get an Ep IX where "lol jk Rey u r really REY-WAN KENOBI, ESQ" and "Kylo Ren was SAVED FROM THE DARK SIDE BY LOVE" I may micturate all over the screen
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
My favorite McDiarmid moment is when he comes in his robes after blasting Mace Windu out the window
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
ew
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
my favorite mcdiarmid moment is "NO.... NO NOOOO"
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
so, same i guess
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
just rewatched that scene and lord, did Windu take three of the most inept Jedi with him or what....first two deaths were just lances that they failed to parry
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
carrie fisher was easily the worst part of the movie, though. i thought leia died about 3 times, and was pretty irritated every time i realized she was still alive
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 December 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link
ust rewatched that scene and lord, did Windu take three of the most inept Jedi with him or what....first two deaths were just lances that they failed to parry
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), I stumbled into a Star Wars nerd debate last week concerning that fight: whether Sidious deliberately lost so he could get Anakin into the room or Windu legit overpowered him.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
I think "deliberately lost" is too clever by half and not even the Emperor is that powerful
p much neither Windu or Sidious looked like they wanted to win, v much an old man saber fight
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link
omg this scene. in the midst of a deadly struggle, of course Lucas has both characters trying to character on a conversation with Anakin.
also McDiarmid reacting like he's just severely constipated
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
I leafed through the novel and apparently Windu knows some super secret Jedi sauce that allowed him to send Sith energy back at Sidious.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKdyaJHglM
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
however, I do believe that Sidious does lessen the intensity of the Sith lighting attack for Anakin's sake
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
xxpost Awwwww but it's Carrieeeeeee. How could you saaaay that?
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, December 18, 2017 12:02 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
My favorite thing in the entire prequel trilogy
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
man, remember how mysterious and evil the emperor was before George Lucas decided we needed to see him in episodes 1 - 3?
― mh, Thursday, August 10, 2017 9:06 AM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
how cool would it have been if he only showed up at the tail end of episode 3, and used evil sith magic to enthrall the senate and set himself up as emperor, no real backstory
― mh, Thursday, August 10, 2017 9:07 AM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just realized that my script notes from a while back were accepted
― mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
at the time I felt it was unbelievable how easily the rest of the Republic was duped but the real-life events of the last two years or so has made it seem less crazy
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
still hate the whole reasoning for Anakin's turn was "dreaming Padme dies in childbirth" like so talk about your concerns w/ her doctor or something idk maybe don't kill all the Jedi
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
ppl gonna complain about "chrome dome" in the franchise that gave us "move it, goldenrod," "come on, red" and "laugh it up fuzzball" jfc
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Sunday, December 17, 2017 5:18 PM (yesterday)
"laugh it up, fuzzball" was said by han to his best friend as a response to being ribbed. finn managed "chrome dome" as he was fighting for his life
― k3vin k., Monday, 18 December 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal)
the love of his life looked like an umbrella in a tropical cocktail
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link