i wish i wish......

i can b p quiet

but a little xmas carolling wldnt hurt

I wish I had the sort of work to keep me busy. (Deepest apologies to everyone who has too much to do at work.)

its p slow here in december

free tacos at work today so all of us get to go outside and socialize

My immediate supervisor knows that all of my assigned documents are quiet at the moment. But at the end of the week I have to submit a current project report and a monthly hours report showing SOMETHING for the 40 hours I logged at the office this week.

37.5 hrs: ilx
2.5 hrs: pooping

xp

oh

ive had to do that at other workplaces

kinda hate that they enforce that bc they obv want u to stretch the truth "a little"

can honestly say ive never had a pooping marathon but alwys interested in new experiences

I had a pooping binge earlier this year, but it was part of preparing for a colonoscopy (slept through the procedure itself).

not looking fwd to that

do drs still put a finger up there or do they just slide in a little wire w a camera these days?

Apparently these days they use a little fiber-optic camera combined with a blade to shave off any polyps found (I was told they found one polyp; come back in 5 years).

o man

is that cause for concern? hope everything is okay

Apparently it's a reasonably good outcome (as opposed to multiple masses requiring immediate attention). They removed the polyp while I was still under, and told me to keep eating fiber.

thats good

i get this bran flakes cereal w extra fiber from trader joes which is p good

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