lol that's trolling right? i mean the movie has problems but at a skim most of the claims there are laughable or designed to reveal the reviewer as a complete clod. "objectively bad," ha.
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link
the rich on the casino planet make their money by selling women to the first order
Nitpick here, but was it women or weapons? I was under the impression it was weapons.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, December 18, 2017 7:14 PM (thirteen minutes ago)
oh, i heard women. might have been weapons
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link
Bruneau p impressive how you manage to become tedious in new and inventive ways each week
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:38 (six years ago) link
Johnny was right - it's "weapons"
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:39 (six years ago) link
lol The Federalist reviewing Star Wars in between their Trump fellatio
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:42 (six years ago) link
Found it! Here’s Armond!
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/454666/last-jedi-shape-water-juvenile-political-fantasies
He didn’t like Del Toro’s latest either.
― Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link
i loved Laura Dern's explosive finale visually even though it meant Star Wars is now ripping off Starcrash (except w dumber heroes).
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
there's a petition making the rounds for disney to "remove episode VIII from the canon" and honestly when will these fuckin nerds go extinct pls
― Simon H., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:14 (six years ago) link
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/a-list-of-some-of-the-times-the-last-jedi-told-the-olde-1821396631I was seriously tired of all of the acrobatics done to make everything conform to a formula with deep reverence for the most superficial details that the franchise had become. The best shit in the original trilogy was the swamp frog man hitting the main character with a stick and telling him not to rely on his assumptions, and there was plenty of that in this one
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link
Has anybody commented that it’s really strange that Leia would spend so much resources and effort in TFA to find Luke, only for him to be hidden out.. in a cabin next to a famous Jedi Tree
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link
It’d be cooler if this movie wasnt 5 hours long.
― y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
xpost It was an unmapped island that from space looked like mere ocean. they knew he was going to the original Jedi temple, but nobody actually knew where that was, just knew *of* it
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
like "famous" Jedi tree = I sincerely doubt most laypeople knew of it or much about it other than it existed
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:35 (six years ago) link
it was famous thousands or even tens of thousands of years ago as far as I could tell, not so much a tourist attraction these days
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:36 (six years ago) link
the jedi got really into having a hierarchy and all hung out in the galaxy’s capital planet where they could make rules about how to be a jedi and complain a lot, they were kind of bad at archeology
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:37 (six years ago) link
some of the hyper focus on logistical issues and "plot holes" makes me wonder how closely some of these fanboys watched the original trilogy, in which the definition of what you could do with the Force seemed to get expanded every movie, Yoda tells Luke not to abandon his training only to tell him a movie later that he doesn't need any more training when he comes back, Luke romantically kisses his sister, etc etc
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link
like if there was ever a universe that really wasn't tightly plotted and contradicted itself at will, it's this one
Why did yoda burn down the tree but then i saw a lorebook later? I figured if yoda burned shit down everything was toast. Its hard not to cling to stuff if you arent serious about your lesson, yoda.
― y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:41 (six years ago) link
let the whiny laser sword man think he’s burning it all down, it’ll give him that kick in the ass he needs
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link
lol at a magazine called The Federalist. Their horrible writers appear on FOX News and MSNBC with stylish haircuts and viewpoints straight out of Andrew Mellon's diaries.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:43 (six years ago) link
Rey had already taken them prior to that moment. it didn't matter if they were really there or not, the burning was a symbolic of the destruction and "rebirth" of the Jedi. it's also Yoda saying "being a Jedi is about more than stupid artifacts and boring books", I guess dude isn't as into the dogma as once thought
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:43 (six years ago) link
yeah if you ever wanna see insanity, go to RealClearPolitics and just look at the TITLES of the Federalist articles.....
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link
― mh, Monday, December 18, 2017 8:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes this
also maybe leading the whole galaxy into total multi-decade disaster has changed yoda's outlook on things
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link
btw everybody who wants Kylo Ren to "turn" to the light needs to go find other movies to watch
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link
I am embarrassed to admit how many times I've seen this already, let's just say I can pretty much recite the dialogue from memory now
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link
Read that as "turn to the right"
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link
there’s that yoda bit at the end of the prequels where he’s like “oh we fucked up majorly, I’m gonna go into hiding until we can sort this out”
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
if only Sanders had done that!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link
ba-zing!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
weird relics in the basement, cool fortress, now a gun battle? maz kanata is the semi-retired indiana jones of star wars who was trying to run her own casablanca-style bar in semi-retirement
― mh, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:59 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, December 18, 2017 8:45 PM (eight minutes ago)
sort of feel like we can chill a little bit with the stanning, people can have different experiences of the same movie, want different things from it, etc. you're being a little obnoxious
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:00 (six years ago) link
― mh, Monday, December 18, 2017 8:48 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, December 18, 2017 8:51 PM (eight minutes ago)
someone get this guy on the star wars joke writing team!
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:01 (six years ago) link
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, December 18, 2017 8:44 PM (sixteen minutes ago)
yeah i got this feeling too
― k3vin k., Monday, December 18, 2017 9:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post
yes we all know you're the cool SW 'outsider' guy
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link
like r u familiar with ILE or
Didn't Luke actually say the words "laser sword" at some point? Made me jump. "Fightin' with the laser swords and robots in the star war"
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:03 (six years ago) link
he did. I took it as a statement of derision though apparently it upset some people cos sabers aren't literally laser swords.
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, December 18, 2017 9:02 PM (fifty-five seconds ago)
i don't think i've really attempted to cultivate a persona vis a vis star wars, your need to go line by line and refute everything anyone didn't like about the movie is just lame!
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
yea i could give a shit thanks for stopping by tho
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
cool i look forward to your next 400 posts
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link
can't say the same about yours sadly
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link
bo jackson hyperdrive
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:07 (six years ago) link
good one
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:08 (six years ago) link
Dude, keep up manIn one of the new canon novels, Leia survived an assassination attempt because of something written on paper - “Something was written on the paper streamer on her plate. Actual writing. Virtually nobody wrote any longer; it had been years since Leia had seen actual words handwritten in ink on anything but historical documents.”https://io9.gizmodo.com/oh-so-thats-why-leia-doesnt-trust-the-new-republic-in-1757108196So nobody cared except Luke and Rey cared about the tree with the books in it, because they kept shit in holocrons, or in the cloud, or whatever. And Yoda already knew Rey had snagged the books by the time he Thor’d the tree from beyond the grave.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:08 (six years ago) link
Wow that was a ton of xps
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:10 (six years ago) link
a thousand xposts to phil but yeah re podcasts Rebel Force Radio grossed me out.I remembered them from an interview episode they did with a composer about TFA and that was super great but it turns out it was just the guest who was great because yeah the podcast itself super is NOT. bleh.
I am trying out 'Full of Sith' which is kinda low quality audio-wise but the ppl seem cool and have good ideas and stuff.The names of these things though. Jeez. Giving me full nerd-cringe.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:10 (six years ago) link
No one has mentioned the obv chemistry Poe and Rey had upon meeting (?!?) at the end of the film.
pretty sure this is just Poe/Oscar Isaac, who has chemistry with every character he speaks to in the movie, up to and including BB-8.
― Roz, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link
Nah. There was a magic moment. The camera held on Rey's smile (reverse shot ) for a bit, too. It was emphasized.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:17 (six years ago) link
Poe would have chemistry with a chair. He is magical.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link