Star Wars 8 shit talk

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hamill was p wonderful in this movie i thought

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

^ yeah but also the IV-V period is the only (?) one currently being explored in canon, so appearing in more media is probably not likely.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

I loved that the force montage came shortly after Luke fucking around with Rey when she literally reaches out.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

Enjoyed this piece -- talks about the Bolivian location used for Crait.

https://earther.com/the-amazing-earth-science-behind-the-last-jedis-new-min-1821429894

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

the first of the new Vader comics was between IV and V, current one takes place between III and IV

mh, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

i demand Porg One: A Star Wars Story

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

out as a six-part comic book and ios game in april 2018 iirc

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:39 (six years ago) link

I managed to not see any previews for this and my only spoiler was that Dern was in it, so it was great fun not knowing what was going to happen. I was very glad they didn't make ESB 2 and managed to get the story beyond itself. I was only turned off by Casino Planet and the horseback escape because it seemed like something closer to the prequels and all the creatures looked like they came from Harry Potter. Other than that my only complaint was them scrapping Kyle's helmet - I thought that was a quality look. Acting from Driver, Hammill & Ridley was terrific- the three of them were the highlights for sure.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

I love Laura Dern but she had quite an odd affect in this, like every line had a smile behind it. It made her character seem high af.

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link

I was bummed she was a one & done.

Also I think anyone on this thread who doesn’t like the new kids is off their rocker.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link

During the first Snoke-Kylo scene Snoke asks him "how's your wound?" and it sounds a lot like "hows you?" which I far prefer.

nashwan, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:37 (six years ago) link

realizing i missed what was evidently everyone's least favorite scene -- the skype-ing (?) before the casino. was it that bad?

gbx, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link

Btw I really enjoyed this movie. I don't think about Star Wars except when I'm watching a Star Wars movie, but these new ones are an embarrassingly emotional experience. Like, I find myself wanting to cry more than at any other movie (which I don't of course, because crying at Star Wars would be ridiculous).

It's not about whether they're well-written or not. Something to do with having watched the original trilogy over and over as a kid + repressed childhood emotions + hearing the sound fx and themes at loud volumes + seeing the original actors as much older people.

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

prob the lowest point of the movie for me too, but idk it just kinda happened and then it was over xp

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

because crying at Star Wars would be ridiculous

yeah I mean it's not Pixar

nashwan, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link

My friend didn't even try to conceal his weeping at the end

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link

I'm 50/50 on the kids but Luke Skywalker reaching his peace and becoming one with the Force and seeing the two suns and remembering what he's done and knowing this was the story of his life and he did okay has me getting a little choked up just typing about it.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link

I mean that is like the Big Fish ending of forty-year space epics, right there.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link

Well said

What's so special about the little Coke Commercial Kids ( assuming this is who you mean)?

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link

no sorry I mean Finn, Rey, Poe etc. the new cast. I had my fill of SW toddlers in the prequels. Sorry for the confusion

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link

i got pretty teary a few times & then i legit bawled over the memoriam line for Carrie Fisher “Our Princess” in the final credits

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link

...Luke Skywalker reaching his peace and becoming one with the Force and seeing the two suns and remembering what he's done and knowing this was the story of his life and he did okay has me getting a little choked up just typing about it.

― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, December 20, 2017 6:46 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I loved this scene and it made me well up. I'm of the "saw it in '77" generation and these characters - even 3PO bless him - are close to my heart for much the same reasons Jordan mentions upthread. "Just get 'em outta here and bring in the new blood" isn't a view I subscribed to with these new films but there's nothing for it now.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:07 (six years ago) link

xxpost Yeah I'm rootin' for Rey but yawn these new "kids" def don't compare to the og characters. Even the new droid is grating after 90 minutes

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link

Sorry, BB8 is an annoying little character.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:10 (six years ago) link

idk they're compelling, are acted reasonably well and have a good screen presence with one another. The magic of the OG series won't be duplicated, or even approximated, but I find them engaging and was happier to see Rey for instance than whenever Leia showed up.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link

the new cast are almost scarily charismatic and movie-starry. i'm still not much interested in poe, and finn has been saddled with repeating his story from the first movie (if enriching his worldview along the way). but it was cool that they made poe's arc to be a dick who thinks his arc is he's the cool dick who shows the commanding officer how wrong she is, but actually he's wrong and learns he should stfu. anyway five new big lead type characters that i give a shit about is kind of amazing for a series this deep into its lifespan.

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link

no way, poe gave him a belly rub like I'd do with my dog if my dog just rescued my buds off an enemy star destroyer
xposts

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link

I did like how Poe's scheme not only failed, but caused Laura Dern's plan to fail (by ultimately giving away the escape pods), and really just resulted in a whole lot of people dying. He definitely got off easy (because everyone else was dead).

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link

i cannot compute not loving Poe

he is an angel from heaven

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link

I didn't say I didn't like him

change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:25 (six years ago) link

i was talking to everyone else who has said as much

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:40 (six years ago) link

poe's mutiny being permanent would have been an interesting direction to go in.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:18 (six years ago) link

other option: leia shooting him for insubordination and mutiny seriously wounds him, he gets a robot hand and is seduced by kylo ren who promises him unlimited opportunities to fly around and shoot things

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link

"seduced" serving multiple persons in that sentence I assume

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link

Related Q, how dirty does Adam Driver get in that Scorcese movie

.oO (silby), Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:48 (six years ago) link

other option: leia shooting him for insubordination and mutiny seriously wounds him, he gets a robot hand and is seduced by kylo ren who promises him unlimited opportunities to fly around and shoot things

― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, December 20, 2017 9:33 PM (nineteen minutes ago

the people demand it

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link

"IS the dark side stronger?"
"quicker. ea---"
"sounds awesome i'm in

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link

just rewatched Force Awakens. for all the talk of the humor in Last Jedi (I actually like it), TFA's is way more out of place. Finn's comic relief is almost annoying. (though Poe's at the beginning is pretty great).

still enjoyed the rewatch though. really did not like the convos between Han and Leia though - mostly just exposition-filler lines.

also seeing teh unmasked Kylo throughout TLJ made me in retrospect not enjoy masked Kylo as much.

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link

drew some kylo ren fan art pic.twitter.com/LtMung7Liu

— what's even going on (@VagliArt) December 20, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

kylo thicc

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link

just noticed in France this is called "les derniers jedi" for those still interested in parsing the plurality-or-not of the title

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

Related Q, how dirty does Adam Driver get in that Scorcese movie

dirty and skeletal

(also write Scorsese on the blackboard 50x)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

haven't seen this but don't understand why you need good actors in SW, seems miscalculated

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

(also write Scorsese on the blackboard 50x)

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, December 21, 2017 8:53 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sry teach

.oO (silby), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

is there a specific reason ppl are freaking out about Adam Driver's chest? did 35 years of Tom Cruise ruin Hollywood masculinity permanently?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link

people think his head was digitally shrunk relative to his pecs

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

yeah I think the disproportion is the main thing that shocked people

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

that sequence also stands out because franchise stuff has been so determinedly sexless

Simon H., Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

There is no sex in the SW Galaxy,babies come from a cave

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link


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