Star Wars 8 shit talk

Related Q, how dirty does Adam Driver get in that Scorcese movie

other option: leia shooting him for insubordination and mutiny seriously wounds him, he gets a robot hand and is seduced by kylo ren who promises him unlimited opportunities to fly around and shoot things

― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, December 20, 2017 9:33 PM (nineteen minutes ago

the people demand it

"IS the dark side stronger?"
"quicker. ea---"
"sounds awesome i'm in

just rewatched Force Awakens. for all the talk of the humor in Last Jedi (I actually like it), TFA's is way more out of place. Finn's comic relief is almost annoying. (though Poe's at the beginning is pretty great).

still enjoyed the rewatch though. really did not like the convos between Han and Leia though - mostly just exposition-filler lines.

also seeing teh unmasked Kylo throughout TLJ made me in retrospect not enjoy masked Kylo as much.

drew some kylo ren fan art pic.twitter.com/LtMung7Liu

— what's even going on (@VagliArt) December 20, 2017

kylo thicc

just noticed in France this is called "les derniers jedi" for those still interested in parsing the plurality-or-not of the title

Related Q, how dirty does Adam Driver get in that Scorcese movie

dirty and skeletal

(also write Scorsese on the blackboard 50x)

haven't seen this but don't understand why you need good actors in SW, seems miscalculated

(also write Scorsese on the blackboard 50x)

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, December 21, 2017 8:53 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sry teach

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRWqY5eW4AI9ELE?format=jpg

is there a specific reason ppl are freaking out about Adam Driver's chest? did 35 years of Tom Cruise ruin Hollywood masculinity permanently?

people think his head was digitally shrunk relative to his pecs

yeah I think the disproportion is the main thing that shocked people

that sequence also stands out because franchise stuff has been so determinedly sexless

There is no sex in the SW Galaxy,babies come from a cave

I'm talking about recent Disney/Marvel/DC shit.

(With a couple of minor exceptions)

amazing they went to a Casino so that this guy:

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/NT72XsnUmKxwwxfnLHsYQ7TAUNA=/902x377/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2500058/john_boyega_official_star_wars.0.jpg

could learn that slavery is bad from watching these kids:

http://media.comicbook.com/2017/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi-ending-rian-johnson-1067286-1280x0.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7buirYcmV5nSwIRW/200.gif

https://i.imgur.com/oLNSkND.gif

lol nm i'm bad at this

God, you are such a moron.

He doesn't "learn that slavery is bad." He learns that beneath the bright, shiny surface of a planet of unimaginable largesse and beauty -- the kind that he's never seen before, given that this takes place literally days after previous movie, and for which he's tempted to lump the whole fight and stick around -- lies a corruption supported by war profiteering and abuse.

This shit is all there, on the screen and in dialogue. Hell, there are people in this thread complaining that it's too on-the-nose. And yet you somehow (somehow!) failed to get it.

xxp

this seems like a worthwhile diversion

He should have known slavery is bad tho. Jedi Master Lincoln outlawed it.

Finn was raised by stormtroopers. I'd imagine he doesn't know much about the galaxy in general.

Yea he makes sense as someone who is in touch with the galaxy, a few weeks ago he didn't have a name and had spent 20+ years wearing the same uniform

*not in touch

Like, if people don't like the movie, fine, don't like it. But to not like it just because you're incapable of understanding what's happening in it is your fault, not the movie's.

Side question - what SW comics if any are worth reading

cognition-shaming itt rn

Side question - what SW comics if any are worth reading

Doctor Aphra is good, too -- she's like a mostly-amoral space Indiana Jones. She was introduced in the prior Vader series and got her own title this year.

Thanks!

http://www.nme.com/news/film/star-wars-the-last-jedi-porgs-origin-debut-puffins-2182100

is there a "backstroke of the west" version yet? he asks anxiosly

the porgs were no less dumb than any other cutesy creature that has been embedded in this series from more or less the beginning. They barely registered with the exception of the incredibly bad looking cooked one.

i cannot compute not loving Poe

he is an angel from heaven

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl),

i like poe, probably because i love oscar isaac

I don't know how the cat in ILD didn't wanna jump his bones at all times

Oscar Isaac is good, but they're not really giving him a whole lot of interesting stuff to do.

I do like the idea of having an incredibly charismatic rebel leader making really bad decisions ultimately leading to many many deaths.

star wars ix: a most violent year

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRmasQaVQAAaoSq.jpg

bwahahaha

Christ

I love that audiences are so hair-trigger with freaking out that ten seconds of silence warrants an entire FYI message to be taped on the door

like would these people have been watching The Day After and screaming at the TV during the prolonged nuclear explosion scene "OMG THE SOUND"

That is sad

could also be just overreaction by the theatre. nobody in my IMAX opening night showing lost their minds