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Hi Ulysses,

Did you receive my email yesterday with the deck? The firewall has been really acting up over here. Maybe it went to your junk, but I definitely clicked it. The guys over in IT are driving me nuts. I told them I clicked, they prattle on about some nonsense about how it all looks "fine" and they can't find anything wrong? I told them it won't click, and the thing won't take when I try clicking, and they look at me like I have three heads. "Be more specific"? Give me a break, this your job buddy not mine. Bunch of clowns. It's ridiculous. Because I definitely tried to send it to you yesterday, no question there... I'm going over their heads to see if we can do something about this, because that deck was definitely completed yesterday. It wouldn't take, I don't know, it's their problem.

Did we have a 3:30 yesterday? I had a chat run over and by the time I got out it... I tried to call you and it went right to message. I'm thinking that it must be because I chewed those dopes out over in IT. They must have sabotaged my network which is why when I called you yesterday you didn't get it. Not my fault. They need to figure this out.

Also, I'd have sent something to you earlier this morning but I get to the bus stop only 5 minutes late and the idiot bus driver decides not to wait for me. Can you believe this? The bus is only 2-3 blocks away, and I'm over here going "hey! hey! wait" and the jackoff keeps going like he doesn't see me? I'm going right to that guy's manager down at the depot and he'll hear about the headache this causes you, for not getting the deck earlier. Which was done.

I hope you understand. I'd never throw anyone under the bus like these chumps did to me. I'm better than that. I have principles.

Let me know if you have any time to chat today. I have a window at 12 and 4. Whatever works best for you.

Best,
Evan

Hello Evan,

We did have a 3:30 yesterday. I did not receive your deck. I did, however, spend much of the day on hold with the client trying to explain why we still don't have a functioning timeline for delivery.

I'm afraid I'm already locked in through 7:30 today and then cutting out for the holidays. As I noted in prior emails, I had really hoped we could get this squared away beforehand. We're going to need to readdress this lack of follow through directly and seriously as soon as I'm back on the 2nd as I will need to provide oversight to my superiors as to what went wrong here before we can cut a check. I've got to tell you, this is sorely disappointing. I had expected more from your company.

Anyways, HAVE A ROCKIN' CHRISTMAS!

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Ulysses

Hi Ulysses,

This is Evan. Sending this from my personal email.

My apologies for all of that. However, I am no longer at the company. Management said something about "very recent client complaints in regards to follow-through", but since as far as I can tell all of my clients are extremely happy with my response time and deliverables, I figure it's those IT dorks going over my head and making up crap. Has to be... :(

Anyway, the santa picture made me LOL and I figured while I'm making my way through this $1 Long Island Iced Tea + All-Day Brunch Burger combo I should see if you can put in a good word down at your office. Maybe you have an opening? Do me a solid? Thanks in advance!

- Evan

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Happy anniversary

hi5

wonder if john brandon ever saw this.

still my proudest work here... just revisiting. more hi5s

so many