'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Lads...

this'll end 7-5 way this is going.

i'll never understand Liverpool's Achilles heel: how do they get undone so completely? How do they give it away every single time?

xp ya I hear you SV

lol cajun

What happened to Maneeeee

what in the living fuck?

there just is no midfield in this game. just defenders and attackers. that probably doesn't bode well for the state of things but it's mighty enjoyable to watch.

lawl

Barely any keepers either.

:D

Need a tinkle but afraid I'll miss three goals. This is insane.

delightful goal for barcelona. i can talk about it here right? cool ty

lol Carvajal.

hilariously pedantic refereeing to give the red card and penalty rather than wait for barcelona to put it in the net :)

lol otm

It's weird because Madrid were much better in the first half

barcelona have gone into sleep mode when if they'd just carried on as before this could have been 4-0. they'll still win

lol navas

I was surprised Zizou played both Casemiro and Kovacic. That's very defensive for them. He shouldn't have adjusted that much when you're at home and have the likes of Isco and Asensio to play. The loss is mostly on Zidane imo.

We shouldn't behind against this shite, fucking braindead defending - give an unmarked Austin a load space in a set-piece and he will score.

Three minutes in and Alli already has a yellow after a wild tackle.

And a dive to boot

Ah Sissoko.

Just when Charlie Austin was walking away with the Wanker Of The Day gold medal.

he should face some retrospective punishment for putting the boot in on Lossl's head.

Miss of the season from Son.

Indeed

Yep. Burnley are a right bore.

Halfway through and in a lot of countries the number one is walking it:

Bayern München lead by 11 points
Barcelona lead by 8 points (and 14 to Real)
Man City lead by 14 points
PSG lead by 9 points
Club Brugge lead by 11 points
Wolves lead by 7 points

Only Holland (PSV 5 point lead, but it was 10 a week ago :-/), Italy and Portugal (both up for grabs) are too close to call.

Martial -_-

Mata you magnificent bastard

Impressive performance by amartey there

lol ya, quite a feat

Rashford ffs

omg

How the fuck did we bin this

Rashford and Martial refusing to score
Smalling half dead but still left on the pitch

martial, jesse, rashford all missed nailed on chances, fucking hell

That is genuinely one of the stupidest managerial decisions I've ever seen

Jose out

that Jesse miss was the worst

I would giggle at yall but we just did a similar thing ourselves down in the depths of league one

fuck it though, lol

Mou out otm. Sack him on Xmas day. Strip his ill fitting kit off and send him to Guantanamo Bay. For once I'll allow severe torture.

Monk's available now.

still think we could beat city on a good day, not saying which one though

what’s brechin’s form like at the moment?

Terrible fwiw.

Are East Stirling still shite? I can remember a time when people would use their opponents as bankers on football accs, and they had a losing streak to Man City's winning streak.

to match*

Who can play the football united need while competing at the top end, developing youth and delivering value from the big money players without dragging the proud reputation of the club through shit

Can only think of Rogers atm

East Stirling(shire) aren't in the league anymore.

Rather, they're in the Lowlands League. Albion Rovers were always terrible too but they're up in League 1 now - third tier.