'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

OMG Begovic:

https://imgtc.com/w/7oSichc

Marko “Arnoutovic” has just scored again. 2-3.

aaaargh fuck west ham

fuck Bournemouth as well!

lol

but above all, fuck united

Phenomenal finish.

Liverpool signing VVD for £75m

Interesting to see if throwing enough good individuals at a collective not giving a fuck about defending will work.

Can't hurt anyway. Proper player.

Thought he'd be off to City. Decent signing in any case.

Lol at those beacons of morality Shearer and 'Arry crying "football's officially gone mad" wolf about the fee.

it went mad last season, get used it and act accordingly fules! Even I'm meh about reports of Town bidding 12 mill for Almamy Toure. Sub £20m signings are like the new "undisclosed".

It's mad, but it's been mad for some time. Nowt new. I for one don't need fucking Alan Shearer or fucking 'Arry to tell me this is the transfer with which the football world slides from decency into 'teh madness'.

"Football has lost it's innocence"

-- Alan, 'Arry and Bob Marley

Arry is just pissed because his stock is rock bottom, he looks like he dreams about coffins, and he missed out on the super hyperinflation period of the prem. It wouldn't be dodgy carrier bag drops of cash at service stations, like in his Pompey days, it'd be wheelbarrows full of money the bent crook would be skimming off player transfers now. He's the worst.

Too lazy to ctrl-f for the striking imagery thread but that belongs right there, sir.

(Full disclosure: I too dream of coffins, softly cushioned ones though the wooden make I don't care for and would settle for the Poundland version tbf. I probably look it, too. No wheelbarrows of dough in sight. I'd almost empathize. Almost.)

If we concede str8 from a long ball to Ashley Barnes and into the back of the net today, then I'm going to cry. Some mind control drugs are making me not see Joe Lolley as a L1 standard player anymore.

RIP the art of staying a step away from a player as skillful as salah

god he is a treasure

You're a surgeon type chap what would it take to unstitch that defender dyou think

Barca are after the wrong Liverpool player

a harsh word

dusk falls upon mark hughes

swansea!!

fuck, rom looked like he was out cold there

rip rom

i'm sure that when it comes to his turn to pass through those pearly gates, he'll just graze the top of them instead

Mkhitaryan is a former footballer

fucking dire performance this so far

problem with rashford playing centre forward is that he never has anyone to cross the ball to

yeah i know

Grim

a draw but let's not forget that was a southampton team that went to spurs on boxing day and came away with a couple of goals

jose should be amusing. he's been back at the gaslighting the last two weeks or so.

Is it true that Pogba took an unnecessary touch on a ball that was already going in and got it disallowed as a result? Lol if so.

It looked like it was going wide (or hitting the post at least) imo but lol away

I've been trying to work out why Spurs just aren't playing this week. It's clearly because they've moved the West Ham game out of all-day drinking season on police advice, right?

West ham requested the move iirc

Well, with their fans they would.

That was actually it tho

it's The West Ham Waysted.

Why is tuesday eve worse than thursday tho?

both of them are already playing on tuesday

o shit

ah fuck

Shocking penalty

never a penalty but still

Jammy bastards

Absolutely no doubt he was going to miss though

that would have been it for fucking football in 2017