The fingerbang scene isnt far off a logical follow-on from reward stranger anal in first movie
But lookit this is rly overanalysis because it's charmless dreck of a type that sits on the lowest rung alongside...imma say the Eiger sanction yes that bad
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 02:24 (six years ago) link
I’m never going to watch the Kick-Ass movies fwiw. It sounds like the Kingsman sequel is more in that vein?
― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
Yep that's pretty accurate imo
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
Someday we'll both like a movie I promise
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 02:37 (six years ago) link
The Eiger Sanction was kind of fascinating as I recall. I watched it when I was probably 14 though
― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 02:41 (six years ago) link
ITT Deems and Tombot agree on a movie
― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 02:44 (six years ago) link
Nice
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 December 2017 03:08 (six years ago) link
if you all hated it this much it really must be something
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 December 2017 07:37 (six years ago) link
The sequel was so long they called back the "save the world/get butt sex" line twice.
― ...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:02 (six years ago) link
i cant remember the last time i hated a movie this much. i didnt like the first one much at all, but this was egregiously horrible and stupid and annoying
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 February 2018 07:59 (six years ago) link
The first one was passable (although way too violent imo).I have just watched the sequel yesterday (yeah, I know, I was bored and wanted dumb sunday evening entertainment...).What a bad bad movie. At some point I had enough and wanted to switch it off then thought I must be near the end so why not watch it all at that point... but I was actually only halfway through !
― AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 17 September 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link
the hero of this movie goes on a mission to finger a woman and the audience watch in awestruck horror as the camera follows his fingers down her torso and into her vagina, where his techno-condom-clad finger deposits a little tracking devicewhat the fuck― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 December 2017 20:26 (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what the fuck
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 December 2017 20:26 (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
god i'd forgotten all about this
what an appalling, hateful movie
― 🧛🏻♂️ F A T 🧛🏻♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 September 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link
I think there was ONE moment that I found a little funny : when the robodog is about to kill Colin Firth and suddenly Elton John gets in the way on the sound of "Rocketman".so that was around 5 nice secs in a 5h long movie...
― AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 17 September 2018 13:24 (five years ago) link
yeah the "fingering" mission was wtf !
― AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 17 September 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link
I haven't seen either of the movies but having read the work of Mark Millar, the only thing surprising about any of the WTF-ery ITT is that Hollywood keeps adapting the work of Mark Millar.
― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 September 2018 13:38 (five years ago) link
Or, rather, why Hollywood doesn't follow Marvel's template of loosely adapting the work of Mark Millar with all of the hardman edgelord content extracted.
― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 September 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link
i had the misfortune of seeing the sequel in the theater (got free tix & mr veg was keen to see it)i dont think i’ve fully processed what i saw that evening even now. bad bad bad BAD NOPE BAD UGH
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 September 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link
This movie watching experience is PTSD level horrible !
― AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 17 September 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
why Hollywood doesn't follow Marvel's template of loosely adapting the work of Mark Millar with all of the hardman edgelord content extracted.
since Wanted didn't have any hardman edgelord content in the film, it seems that Hampstead, not Hollywood, is the actual site of your ire.
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Monday, 17 September 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link
So the Doral Trump Massacre video is literally a digitally adjusted version of the "Freebird" scene from Kingsman I.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link
:(
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link